Merry Belated X-Mas Warrior Copy dudes...Gift from me.

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Merry X-Mas LATE: Here's a swipe file I just had done of all of the Cosmo covers for the past 10 years...Free for warriors

REMOVED SORRY CHRISTMAS ENDED

Want to write headlines that harpoon your prospects eyes and wheel them into your copy (even if they don't want to read)?

The fact is, if prospects don't read your copy, they don't buy your products. Sure you could try to reinvent the wheel and pioneer your own hard hitting headlines, but you and I already know what happens to pioneers...

They end up with arrows in their backs.

Can you guess who some of the highest paid and most respected copywriters in the world work for? I'll give you a hint, here's some of the headlines they've written:

HIS #1 SEX WISH. 71 guys crave this move. You're gonna want to drop the magazine and do it on the spot.

50 SEX TRICKS. Trust Us: You'll be the first girl naughty enough to try #43 on him.

BEST. SEX. EVER. Out gutsy new tips are guaranteed to give him the most bad ass orgasm imaginable and you too.

Weird male behavior decoded.

Any guesses? Cosmopolitan Magazine.
#belated #copy #dudesgift #merry #warrior #xmas
  • Profile picture of the author The Copy Nazi
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    Thank you Eric. That's an entertaining read. Not sure if I can use any of them for the stuff I'm working on but I'm sure I can have some fun spinning them. In fact, instead of your dead-duck Pen competition why not run another comp. and have us spin a headline. For instance, if it were "5 Signs a Guy is Capable of Rape", I'd turn it into

    "5 Signs Your Copywriter is Capable of Rape"
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Strong
    Originally Posted by jukeboxhero View Post

    Weird male behavior decoded.
    "Weird Copywriter Behavior Decoded"
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  • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
    I like #1.

    "Revamp Your Closet With
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    Sexy Copywriters"
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    • Profile picture of the author The Copy Nazi
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      Originally Posted by CDarklock View Post

      I like #1.

      "Revamp Your Closet With
      8
      Sexy Copywriters"
      Or even

      "Come Out Of The Closet With 8 Sexy Copywriters"
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  • Profile picture of the author The Copy Nazi
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    "I Made Out With Matt Dillon" - True Stories of Real People Who Get Hit On By Major Stars" becomes -

    "I Made Out With Frank Kern" - True Stories of Real Copywriters Who Get Hit On By Major I.M. Stars"

    In fact that could be my new sig. :p
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  • Profile picture of the author dtendrich
    #12: He shoots, he scores - wacked out things guys say in bed


    "I'll show you my conversion rate" - wacked out things copywriters say in bed
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    • Profile picture of the author jukeboxhero
      Is your copywriter normal down there? Shape, size, and girth. What sores are Okay and what sores should make you runaway.

      COPYWRITERS MOST PROFITABLE SECRETS. What you always wished you knew. And one thing you wished you didn't.
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      If Copywriting Legends Like John Carlton, Gary Halbert and Even Franky Kern Recommend

      >>>> This <<<<

      Shouldn't You Pay Attention
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      • Profile picture of the author jukeboxhero
        It's pretty funny if you read through all of them as I had to it becomes pretty dang evident that women want...

        NOT to be raped.
        NOT to be fooled by Gynos
        Good hair
        NOT to be lied to by there no good cheating man
        Animals in bed
        NOT to look fat

        My favorite of all was the

        "When Men Cheat In August"

        "When Guru's Scam In March" I'll have to test this in my Adwords...

        You NEVER know...Right now I'm pulling double digit click through rates with and over 50% Conversion on a squeeze from an adwords ads that uses...

        (my competition) vs. Godzilla
        Plus, "Why everything you've heard about (my niche) is stupid!

        We've made a decent chunk of change since I started running it

        Who would have thought Godzilla would out pull so many other headlines I've tested....
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        >>>> This <<<<

        Shouldn't You Pay Attention
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        • Profile picture of the author RickDuris
          The value of what you have contributed to this forum is enormous, jukeboxhero. Thank you. - Rick Duris
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          • Profile picture of the author Ross Bowring
            When I'm in Barnes & Noble taking in the magazine rack, Cosmo is always one of my first destinations. Some of the best headline writers in the biz. Thank you for putting together so much magic in one place. You get your own star on the Copywriting Forum walk of fame.
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  • Profile picture of the author BrianMcLeod
    Thanks, Man!

    Nice swipes.
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    • Profile picture of the author jukeboxhero
      Another favorite of mine is the Enquirer...But not just the headlines...The ads in that bad boy are so sneaky, they once convinced me I could get pregnant.

      Trouble is, I'm basically sure Im a dude....Those sly writers
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      >>>> This <<<<

      Shouldn't You Pay Attention
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      • Profile picture of the author cybergod
        Thanks for the belated wishes and same to you too..

        Great Pdf...
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      • Profile picture of the author k0zm0zs0ul
        Originally Posted by jukeboxhero View Post

        Another favorite of mine is the Enquirer...But not just the headlines...The ads in that bad boy are so sneaky, they once convinced me I could get pregnant.

        Trouble is, I'm basically sure Im a dude....Those sly writers

        LMAO.... Priceless! Thanks for the swipe file hun, and the entertainment factor..very kind.

        Warm regards,
        C
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        • Profile picture of the author wordwizard
          Originally Posted by Metronicity View Post

          "I Made Out With Matt Dillon" - True Stories of Real People Who Get Hit On By Major Stars" becomes -

          "I Made Out With Frank Kern" - True Stories of Real Copywriters Who Get Hit On By Major I.M. Stars"

          In fact that could be my new sig. :p
          ROFL

          Originally Posted by dtendrich View Post

          #12: He shoots, he scores - wacked out things guys say in bed


          "I'll show you my conversion rate" - wacked out things copywriters say in bed
          This one's hilarious! Wish I had come up with that one.

          Originally Posted by macki View Post

          OK- I've got a serious case of the giggles now...Thanks!
          Me too. Thanks!!

          And thanks, jukeboxhero, for the PDF!
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  • Profile picture of the author samlb
    I just downloaded it and looking forward to reviewing it...

    Thanks much.
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