Someone asked me to write a sales copy for his forex related product - he wants a pushy, in your face crapping headline... something that would shock.
Now, when push comes to shove I'm not really in my element, but here is what I came up with and would love to hear your honest opinion (don't be gentle...):
FOREX has never been that easy to crack...Until Now!
"If You Have Ever Wondered Where To Stick It And Get It Right The First Time, Give Me Just 5 Minutes And I Will Show You My Secret Trick That Will Keep The Beast Wet And Dripping Anytime And Every Time ... Right Into Your Wallet"
Is this headline usable? Your suggestions hugely appreciated!