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A message to the technically challenged:
If you...
...are frustrated with the technical side of all this online marketing stuff and keep getting stuck on things like uploading, installing, hosting, ftp, servers, scripts, and html.
...want to work smarter not harder, and use your marketing knowledge on actual MARKETING, instead of spending hours trying to teach yourself complicated shizzz that's just frustrating.
...value your time and would rather spend it on more important things like idea creation, strategy, and producing products.
...would rather OUTSOURCE your programming needs to a hermit/nerd/programming genius who hates sunlight, socializing, and sex and will work for you 7 days a week, 12 hours a day, 365 days a year...
THEN HIRE ME TO HANDLE YOUR ONLINE PROGRAMMING NEEDS!
I will graciously accept and quickly address any annoying programming issue, task or project - with a smile
Just some of the things I can do for you...
- WEBSITE FIXES AND WEBSITE TROUBLESHOOTING:
- I will resolve your problems with opt-in forms, HTML tags, CSS erros, PHP, redirects, affiliate link tracking, online video, etc.
- INSTALL WEBSITE SCRIPTS:
- I will set up email autoresponder so you can start collecting leads, build an email list, and automatically follow up with your subscribers.
- I will set up shopping cart software so you can sell/upsell/downsell, accept payments, and automatically deliver digital (or any other kind of) products.
- I will set up a membership site script that will automatically manage billing and membership registration/renewal/cancellation.
- I will set up email autoresponder so you can start collecting leads, build an email list, and automatically follow up with your subscribers.
- SQUEEZE PAGES:
- I will set up landing pages, confirmation pages, thank you pages, and link them to your list building software, and automatically deliver free reports, audios, or videos.
- I will set up landing pages, confirmation pages, thank you pages, and link them to your list building software, and automatically deliver free reports, audios, or videos.
- WORDPRESS BLOGS
- I will do theme installations, customizations, plugins, and integrate google adsense and affiliate links.
- I will do theme installations, customizations, plugins, and integrate google adsense and affiliate links.
- AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU GOT!
I have worked on literally hundreds of web sites in many different niches over the last 6 years...
...and offer expertise in php programming and:
- Front-end: XHTML, JavaScript, CSS, DHTML, AJAX, jQuery, Mootools
- XML/XSLT
- Joomla, VirtueMart, PHPBB,
OSCommerce, Google Open Social, Facebook API, YoutubeAPI
- Mobile services programming: WML, WMLS, XHTML-MP, SMS, Wap-push, CIMD2 Kannel open-source messaging system
If you don't now what any of that stuff means, don't worry about it - I'll do that part for you ;-)
Contact me and I will gladly get started on your site today!
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FREE! I AM HAPPY TO OFFER THE FIRST 5 PEOPLE WHO RESPOND TO THIS OFFER 1 HOUR OF MY SERVICES FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE. ...ALL YOU PAY IS SHIPPING AND HANDLING. ...HAHA J/K. SERIOUSLY THOUGH, ITS FREE. NO NONSENSE, NO STRINGS ATTACHED. FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.
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REPLY TO THIS THREAD WITH YOUR EMAIL, AND I WILL CONTACT YOU IMMEDIATELY:
YOU CAN REACH ME AT: bdavisbiz (at) gmail.com
I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU!
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