"HAH!!! Look at that dog traitor's face!!! Who can save him from this lethal Write-of-Death?!", 1 of the emperor's court official Penmen ridiculed with my obituary inked in advance!
"HAHAHA!!! What GOD has 10 necks to trade for his doomed family of rotten infidels'?!", mocked another!
"PSSSHAW!", spat another... "IMPOSSIBLE!!! Over my dead body and ancestors' rolling in their graves , shall he chance this forbidden feat that has our 10 magistrate heads wagered on it!"
And yet another, "To hell with this waste of breath and space! Besides, the earth will be lighter without him and his village of rebels, who we're sure Your Excellency the KING, will cut off their war-scarce food supplies should he lose this legendary royal contest! Here's his coffin as a gift to see him on the way!"
"RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!", indignantly gasped the divided crowd, half of whom were adversely sided with the corrupt palace officials and the other half being faithful stewards of mine, Liang Zhu, and the imperial Manchu Dynasty. But such a sudden shock of panic tore an epic uproar between these tumultuous masses, that it broke out a thundering "SSSSSIIIIIIIIIILENCE!!!!!!" from the court Judge!
At that moment, seemed the heavens and earth stood still under his mighty façade, armed with a scroll in hand. He turned to behold the Emperor King himself, whom held back Watery eyes out of compassion for me, cupped his forehead away and gestured to go ahead with the trial and my accusers' vile charges:
"Hear ye! Liang Zhu, son of Tribe Zhu from Teisan Village, head general of the imperial Manchu army!" "At your dispensation, your honor! Forever live the king and imperial Manchu Dynasty!", bowed I. "Liang son of Zhu, before the people and king, I hereby bring forth the charges of your accusers! The plaintiff court officials unanimously bring over you the charge of plotting to commit rebellion and treason... How do you plead, general?!", declared the Judge!. My lips firmly responded..."innocent".....
"Very well then... the king has permitted to try you by the ultimate test of truth! Since you belonged to his panel of advisors and master Penmen, to prove your innocence you will Write this test? What is it? Whether your hands are clean or guilty will be proven by this: YOU'LL WRITE 3 KEY WORDS ON WATER!"
"OBJECTION, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!", displeasured the divided crowd! "YOU'RE FRAMING AN INNOCENT MAN"!!!!! "WATER???!!! THAT TRAITOR DESERVES THE TORCH TEST OF FIRE!!!", retorted the other half!
...Meanwhile as mom's teardrop slow motioned to the ground, I closed my eyes and reached for the brush, and all zoned out to a mute, as mom's cold gelatinous pork stew flashed back through my mind. The same bowl of jellified pork stew broth set on the defendant table before me, prepared earlier from yesterday's supper had dawned before my eyes that the greasy oil from the pork actually floated on the stew broth, just before banging my head on the wall from helpless frustration, I'd found the solution!
Reverting back to the present pin-sounding hush...my fingers slowly started to dip the brush into mom's thick bowl of dark liquid pork fat, closed my eyes and taking a deep breath, to everyone's even the King's standup amazement...proceeded gingerly to Write on Water 3 words inspired from thought:
Jaw-dropping suspense froze the palace in awe until broken by the King's golden smile and pomp hand clap the audience erupted with triumphant cheer and fist-pumping revelry, chanting "HORAY! HORAY! HORAY!!! MANCHU FOREVER, LONG LIVE THE KING!!! MANCHU, MANCHU!!! LIANG ZHU, LIANG ZHU!!!"
"See, they love you", relieved the King's hand on my shoulder, hugged and released me to my family, to the furious dismay of the 10 royal Penmen whose pens dropped along with their heads in the guillotine.
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