What if, instead of coming in here asking for a free critique, you come here and say one of these lines:
"For a quality, free critique, I will..."
"use my graphics skills to create you a banner or header."
"offer you an hour of my php skills to setup a script or code a simple split test."
"use my article writing skills and write you a 300 word article."
"backup your sql database."
"setup a Wordpress blog for you."
"produce a video or audio for you."
"give you a copy of my product."
"give you some PLR stuff I have legal rights to."
"setup a new domain, redirects, create email and ftp accounts."
"give you a video testimonial for your sales page."
"create 10 backlinks for you on high PR sites."
"post on my blog about your copywriting skills."
You get the idea. Wouldn't this be a lot better deal for everyone involved? Or is it just about what YOU require?
Copywriters, feel free to add suggestions.