So I Got This in My Mailbox...

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Man I'm so sick of these lame promos. Yet another one of those squeeze pages that has "proof of income" with a fake scarcity attached to the offer.



Yeah, the timer is a image. Sigh...
#mailbox
  • Profile picture of the author briancassingena
    Originally Posted by Ken_Caudill View Post

    WWFKD

    What would Frank Kern do?
    Young Frank would have REAL scarcity and he wouldn't give a stuff about closing registrations once the target is reached. This is why his customers KNOW his deadlines are for real - he's TRAINED them that way
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    • Profile picture of the author Bruce Wedding
      Originally Posted by briancassingena View Post

      Young Frank would have REAL scarcity
      Define "real". You mean saying there's only 500 spots and selling 1600?
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      • Profile picture of the author Collette
        I'm detecting a certain lack of referential reverence and subjugational swooning ...

        Naaah. Must be my imagination.
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    • Profile picture of the author Greg M Schmidt
      Frank Kern is a genuis and very hypnotic! Can get you to do almost anything. Great guy to learn from!
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      • Profile picture of the author Bruce Wedding
        Originally Posted by Ken_Caudill View Post

        I saw a Frank Kern video and my cancer was healed.
        (with apologies to Bill Brasky)

        You saw Frank Kern? I know Frank Kern...

        "Frank Kern is a son of a bitch!"

        "Frank Kern is the father of every noobie in this forum!"

        "One time I was with Kern in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Kern goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Frank Kern! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'FranKorn' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

        "He'd eat a Warrior newbie if you dared him!"

        "His emails are used as currency in Argentina."

        "He sweats Gatorade"

        "He once breast-fed a stranded dolphin back to health."

        "He hated Copywriters! And he was half Copywriter! .......And he hated irony!"

        "I once saw him scissor kick Lorrie Morgan Ferrero"

        "He sheds his skin once a year."

        "He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia."

        "He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this long blond haired Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Kern!"

        "I once saw him eat a whole iPad."

        "He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."

        "Did I ever tell you about the time Kern took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Kern takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Kern yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em! But only AFTER you get the opt-in'"

        "He once broke in to Google to steal the search algorithm. And he got it"

        "He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie."

        "He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault."

        "Kern drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer marketing.'"

        "They say Allen Says got the idea for the Warrior Forum from listening to Kern talk in his sleep."

        "He date raped Mike Filsaime."

        "He once inhaled a seagull."

        "The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress."

        "It was the sight of Kern's naked body that drove Jason Moffatt insane."

        "He once had sex with a cigarette machine."

        "He uses the Shroud of Turin as a beach towel."

        "He once ate the Bible while surfing."

        "He drives a Porsche covered in newbie skulls."

        "You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!"

        "His first name is Frank! ....... I'm drunk."

        "He's a 6 foot tall hippy who showers in Modello and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."

        "He orchestrated the merger between Google and Youtube."

        "He went public with his own hair and made $7 million."

        "Did I ever tell you about the time Kern went hunting? Kern decides he's going to hunt down the Top 10 posters of the Warrior Forum. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Wagenheim."

        "We once had a bachelor party for Kern. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

        "Kern once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Yanik Silver"

        "Kern once got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a Wordpress blog. The after birth was SEO plugins."

        "Kern's family crest is a picture of a great white eating Bill Gates."

        "Kern ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."

        "He breastfeeds John Reese."

        "Kern named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that."

        "If you drop a phonograph needle on Kern's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Surfin USA.'"

        "Kern's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'"

        "Kern still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to JV with him."

        "He framed Roger Rabbit."
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  • Profile picture of the author Alex Barboza
    The screenshots are from Clickbank and this product is suppossed to teach how to make money with physical products not CB. That's why it's called Info Product Killer, so the screenshot must be fake, and if real, it is not thanks to this system

    I hate this kind of marketing
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  • Profile picture of the author kimberly Aita
    this is why for the last 3 days I have been unsubscribing to everyone and while I may be unsubscribing to some great stuff I already have info overload and more than enough to keep me busy for years to come.... not to mention I am just not that young anymore so I am sick of all of the stuff where when I click through it's a cb promo...

    I don't buy anything from cb unless I use my own link (I don't care what they say after 6 years) but I am addicted to wso's which I need to get off of....

    Sorry, went off on a rant for a second but really these are the reason I just unsubscribed from everyone... I figure if there is a good offer I'll see it here and/or I just don't need it.
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  • Profile picture of the author tonydbaker
    These are called BLIND OFFERS, and typically the refund rate is through the roof. I have no idea why list owners promote them so often.
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  • Profile picture of the author The Copy Nazi
    Banned
    Frank Kern had my baby
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    • Profile picture of the author Nick Brighton
      Originally Posted by tonydbaker View Post

      These are called BLIND OFFERS, and typically the refund rate is through the roof. I have no idea why list owners promote them so often.
      I'll give you three guesses. Betcha get it in two.
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  • Profile picture of the author Harrisonamy
    more and more people are getting immune to these
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    • Profile picture of the author Tor-Sigurd D.R
      Bruce... Lols

      Originally Posted by Harrisonamy View Post

      more and more people are getting immune to these
      Indeed, after my experience with "Mass Money Makers" I'll unsub from anyone doing similar, or same shenanigans.

      I just wish these people would stop wasting our time...
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      • Profile picture of the author Nick Brighton
        Originally Posted by Harrisonamy View Post

        more and more people are getting immune to these
        Originally Posted by Tor-Sigurd D.R View Post

        Bruce... Lols



        Indeed, after my experience with "Mass Money Makers" I'll unsub from anyone doing similar, or same shenanigans.

        I just wish these people would stop wasting our time...
        It's not my style either. But here's the truth: they don't care if you don't come back.

        There's another ten coming in behind you, who'll buy from that stuff all day long.

        It's a production line.
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        • Profile picture of the author Tor-Sigurd D.R
          Originally Posted by Nick Brighton View Post

          It's not my style either. But here's the truth: they don't care if you don't come back.

          There's another ten coming in behind you, who'll buy from that stuff all day long.

          It's a production line.
          The UGLY Truth.
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  • Profile picture of the author Greg Stack
    According to reports from CNN, Frank Kern has been named Egypt's Interim Prime Minister. Calls to Jeff Walker's office were not immediately returned.
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  • Profile picture of the author Don Halbert
    My brotha from anotha motha!
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  • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
    I love a very imaginative picture with my breakfast.

    Don't you?



    People are losing it. Thats why so many of us are dropping IM to focus on something different.

    Well, guess it's just business as usual.
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    People make good money selling to the rich. But the rich got rich selling to the masses.
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  • Profile picture of the author Don Halbert
    The mind thinks in pictures not words. Paint the picture...sell the product.
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