SEO Poem-Just for your enjoyment

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The SEO Guy

By Thomas Meyers

There once was a man that loved to play golf.

He loved it so much he opened a shop.

By the tracks in Durango he found the right spot.

Saw visions, got Married way up on top.



His bride, baby and an adventure to start

House by the canyon, he followed the staff.

Sold clubs online and studied his craft, this internet thing might be the best.

Worked on it daily, God did the rest.



Towers stood tall, down with a crash.

Time for a new job, agents at last.

Fished upstream, made lots of cash,

Ranch in Coeur d'Alene, thing of the past.



Back where it started and doing his best.

Figuring out ways to rank higher is his new quest.

He started a website and you should stop by.

Lots of stuff, files and things you should buy.



In this situation you have to be wise.

Pay-Per-Click is instant SEO takes a while

Write a poem like this one, watch it go viral.

making money online, Easy, Right frame of mind.



What's the world coming to and can I get mine?

He's back in Atlanta; this must be a sign.

Money never changes just people's doubts.

Reach out and get some, times running out.
#enjoyment #poem #poemjust #seo
  • Profile picture of the author Oxbloom
    Are you going for a sort of William Hung viral?
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomasMeyers
      Yes I was, is it that bad?
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      Welcome, I hope what I posted up there helped you. Good to chat with warrior legends, rising stars and forum newbies. Tom

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  • Profile picture of the author Ross James
    Cliff notes?
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomasMeyers
      I don't understand?
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      Welcome, I hope what I posted up there helped you. Good to chat with warrior legends, rising stars and forum newbies. Tom

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  • Profile picture of the author Karan Goel
    Dope.

    Karan
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  • Profile picture of the author jonnyrhinestone
    It's....um, interesting.
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  • Profile picture of the author SEO Agency
    Quite interesting...
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  • Profile picture of the author zaggernaut
    Fantastic...amazing to see SEO guys with so much creative flair!
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomasMeyers
      It's my life, it doesn't make much sense either. Glad you' all enjoyed it.
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      Welcome, I hope what I posted up there helped you. Good to chat with warrior legends, rising stars and forum newbies. Tom

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      • Profile picture of the author Shannon2011
        Thanks for sharing this. I admit, I did get a bit lost but anyone writing a poem is better than one I'd write!
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  • Profile picture of the author writeandreview
    Create a Wordle from your poem. It's pretty cool. I love Wordles

    Wordle - Beautiful Word Clouds
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  • Profile picture of the author TheCopywriter
    I once knew a girl name Bianca
    Who was employed as a search engine ranker
    Things didn't go as planned
    All of her sites got banned
    And she got fired for being such a ...

    Sorry, I'm a bit stuck on the last line.
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