Copywriting is Like Love Making

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Agree or disagree?

Disagree or agree?
#copywriting #copywriting #love #making
  • I wish I had come up with this question...darn....LOL
  • Agree slow and steady with lots of foreplay haha.
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    • Disagree. Here's 20 good reasons why...
      1. My clients don't tell me that their former copywriters performed better than me once I'm in a relationship with them
      2. I've never had to get a client drunk to get what I've wanted from them
      3. My clients are prepared to work with me on a daily basis instead of twice a month
      4. I never have to take a shower before I start copywriting
      5. I never have to take a shower when I've finished copywriting
      6. My clients don't get offended when I light up a cigarette while I'm actually copywriting
      7. Viagra doesn't help me type any better
      8. I've never accidentally made a client pregnant
      9. I can still drink regularly, consume dairy products and avoid antibiotics when I'm copywriting
      10. I've never had to change my bedding after writing a sales letter
      11. I can pleasure myself with article writing if I'm not getting any copywriting work without having to wash my hands six times a day
      12. I've never been able to produce good copy in less than a minute
      13. I've never been in trouble with a client for being intimate with a parent company
      14. I've never woken up after producing a squeeze page and forgotten that I actually wrote it
      15. I've never taken a piece of copywriting home after a night out in Pattaya to find it has a willy
      16. I've never had to pay a client to write for them
      17. My clients don't ask me if my friends can join the party
      18. I've never found one of my clients in bed with the mailman and an alsatian
      19. I trust my clients not to tell their friends about my physical dimensions
      20. I'm still vaguely interested in copywriting after I've been working on a project for more than a week
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  • LOL Rigmonkey... nice

    Copywriting is nothing like "love making". You trying to troll man??

    Dean
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  • Hey Rig there's one you missed...

    You can fall asleep immediately after writing copy without upsetting your client.
  • I think it's more like the seduction than the actual love making.

    There are a lot of thoughts I could add about the actual product being disappointing compared to the sales page.....but I guess I'd better not
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    • I disagree copywriting is a hard work...I think
  • I'll go one step further...

    It's not just like hard work, it is hard work.

    Bloody hard work.
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  • Obviously, the writing part of copywriting is hard work. I was more referring to the "reading" of copywriting and it's purpose.


    Sorry if I took a wrong turn.
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    • How dare you derail this vitally important thread.
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    • The writing is easy.

      It's the research before and, to a lesser degree, editing after that's hard.
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  • It can be... but the end result might be a little different.
  • Disagree. For one I'm hoping you'll reach in your wallet, for the other I'm reaching into mine. (Thanks folks, I'll be here all night...no seriously, if my wife reads this I'm on the couch for a while.)



    Kidding.
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  • If you don't produce some amazing results, your clients will leave you for another copywriter with a bigger swipe file.
  • Copywriting is more like street walking.

    Expose your (creative) parts; get some money for it.
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