one of the most important of copy writing skills. I can't help but
admire the writing skills displayed in many of the tabloids. They live
and die on their check-out stand, attention getting headlines.
Below are some funny ones - hopefully you will share some of your own.
The first few are from the New York Post and their book available on
Amazon Headless Body In Topless Bar - a must have for the headline fan.
No Nudes is Good Nudes!
-high court rules 5-4
(Community leaders moving for topless ban)
Let U$ Prey
Priest fleeced flock member for 500G
Enron's Kenny Boy guilty, faces 165 years.
HEINZ IN A PICKLE
Foot-in-mouth Teresa goofs on Laura Job Jab.
From other sources...
Fire Officials Grilled Over Kerosene Heaters
Man Found Dead In Cemetery
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Bills Overwhelm Chargers
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery;
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers