Sometimes its a giggle

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One of my regular clients came to me yesterday and asked me to write a mission statement for a large energy corporation, he gave me the old one to use as a guideline, check this out...
  • Provide insight into business performance through the objective measurement of results and the provision of both accurate and timely information to support management decision making;
  • Champion a robust control environment in which business risks are proactively mitigated, processes are continuously improved and both company policies and industry standards are complied with;
  • Provide an independent assessment over both the allocation and usage of financial resources.
So many words saying so little! I reckon that was written by an accountant on his lunch break.
#giggle

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