I received this poem recently in John Forde's newsletter. It's riddled with incorrect homophones and quite hilarious to read.
Since there's been some discussion recently about grammar and spelling etc. I thought it's worth posting this.
So without revealing what they are, see how many homophones you can spot which have been used incorrectly. Please post how many you found.
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.