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How not to write an online sales letter

by janet444
3 replies
I was digging through some old files and found a satire I'd written years ago, after being put off by some of the crazy, hype-filled sales letters I'd seen. I put it up on my marketing coaching website this morning, just for fun.

Please don't be offended, this is completely silly - and an example of what NOT to do (unless you are selling a proven system for generating $1,526,345,434.97 per day):

MegaToddler Day Care sales letter:

Sales Letter Hype

Janet
#letter #online #sales #write
  • Profile picture of the author CalinDan
    Hilarious!

    Unfortunately, this looks like any other sales letter from these "magic systems" popping up everyday in the last couple of years.

    Nice one. Have a good day!
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  • Profile picture of the author The Copy Warriors
    I was making 80 grand a year when I was a toddler.

    It was no big deal.
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    • Profile picture of the author Mark Andrews
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      Got me chuckling. Very good.

      Hilarious. But then that's my sense of humor Janet.


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