Copywriters in Training - How would you sell this?

Happy Birthday, old geezer.

I turn 43 in February...

We're both half past maximum shelf life.

Brian

Too hard to resist Mr Andrews!

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

I offer for auction this piece of Rock N' Roll history today.

For Pink Floyd fans and memorabilia collectors,
this is worthy of your full and undivided attention.

On January the 11th 1979 the stage was set for what has become known
as Pink Floyd's The Wall album and the single, A Brick In The Wall.

There were 54 bricks used to build the wall which became the
cover photo on all the albums and singles.

53 were dumped after the photo shoot, 1 saved by a stage hand by the name
Mark Andrews.

Fortunately for you he had the foresight to keep one and have
all the band members on that day autograph it. Roger Waters, David Gilmour,
Nick Mason and Richard Wright.

You'll find their names on the back and underneath.

With the passing of Mark Andrews, his Estate have given us instructions to dispose
of this rare piece of history.

Comes with certificate of authenticity of the signature date.

Floyds of London
Fine arts auction house
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There ya go.

Best,
Ewen