Copy so bad that bad copy is offended?
Anyway I know that it's rubbish heap sewer crap. But what I don't know, but want to know is if there is anything in there worth saving at all? Like one teeny weeny phrase?
Am I even in the right universe as good copywriting, or even bad copywriting? Would bad copywriting be offended by the comparison?
I intend to pull off a miracle (more miraculous than the virgin birth) and transform into a competent copywriter, eventually.
And this is where I've started apparently....
*begin Copy*
You have a website. You probably have a whole gaggle of websites in niches various and sundry. You sell AMAZING products, You sell a lot of (Slightly-Less Amazing) Affiliate products too.
You are very Intelligent and Good Looking. (Everyone thinks so.)
You have the money to buy ads and the traffic you need to entice buyers to come to your websites. But maybe you don't have a product to sell them every day. Maybe you want to develop a following, become known as an expert in one or several different fields. Maybe you're a publisher looking for Ninja ghostwriters!
Whatever your needs - the bottom line is You need a Ton of Original, Quality, Unspun Content written for these websites that match your natural Talent, Brains, and Charm. You could easily write this content yourself, except You're So Busy! Except Writing Well is Hard Work and You Work Hard Enough Already! Except You Hate Writing, or maybe you think writing is okay, but you Detest Researching! Maybe you already write a lot, but you're only one person and you need an extra set of "typing fingers or searching eyes".
In other words What You really need is to Hire Me to do All Your Writing and Researching for You!
Why would you hire me?
Because You know how passionate I am about writing for You and how Hard I work to Research and Develop splentasticly pleasing, or proper Authoritative Content Just for You! You're also aware of how dedicated I am to meeting Your Very Unique Needs.
You know that I will eagerly write for you on any topic you require. You know it doesn't matter the length of the article, story, or review. You know that you can count on me to always go the extra mile to write whatever you need in the exact amount of time you need it!
You feel lucky that you hired me when I was still new and didn't have a ton of previous clients before you because you get me in my eager, enthusiastic years before I become burnt out and difficult to manage. You don't have to break old habits. You don't have to worry that because I've been writing in one niche for so long that's it all I know how to do. I am your wet cement to mold and shape however you desire.
You also love how reasonable my rates are: only $0.03 per word!
You love how ridicculously easy it is to contact me,and how many communication choices are available to you:
skype at @thecontentangel
Email at thecontentangel@gmail.com
Or Warrior Forum PM: View Profile: Angela Rose Weber
Or facebook https://www.facebook.com/angelarose.weber
Before You hired me, the first time, you went to my website The Content Angel read my samples, and then You knew I was the perfect person to write for you!
You were glad I only accepted payment through Paypal because it is the safest way to pay and get paid online, all you needed to know was my Paypal email address, which I gave to you once you hired me, and neither one of us ever needed to worry about privacy or security.
And although this never once happened, you've always been glad that if you ever were so unsatisfied with my work that you couldn't use my article or review - you know that giving refunds is super easy and instant through Paypal.
Of course You haven't hired me yet! What are You waiting for?
Visit my site to read my samples thecontentangel.com *took out messed up url*
Then contact me, whichever way pleases you:
skype at @thecontentangel
Email at thecontentangel@gmail.com
Or Warrior Forum PM: View Profile: Angela Rose Weber
Or facebook https://www.facebook.com/angelarose.weber
*end copy*
^^GUARANTEED 100% to INCREASE YOUR PROFIT ^^
Andrew Gould
I write funny, informative, and sad blog posts that could easily be emails or ebooks. Come look me up at http://thecontentangel.com/
First we believe.....then we consider.
I write funny, informative, and sad blog posts that could easily be emails or ebooks. Come look me up at http://thecontentangel.com/
^^GUARANTEED 100% to INCREASE YOUR PROFIT ^^
I write funny, informative, and sad blog posts that could easily be emails or ebooks. Come look me up at http://thecontentangel.com/
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I write funny, informative, and sad blog posts that could easily be emails or ebooks. Come look me up at http://thecontentangel.com/
I write funny, informative, and sad blog posts that could easily be emails or ebooks. Come look me up at http://thecontentangel.com/
First we believe.....then we consider.
I write funny, informative, and sad blog posts that could easily be emails or ebooks. Come look me up at http://thecontentangel.com/
First we believe.....then we consider.
I write funny, informative, and sad blog posts that could easily be emails or ebooks. Come look me up at http://thecontentangel.com/