Attention content writers, creative writers, English majors and newer copywriters...

by gjabiz
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You've been had.
Tricked. Had one weird, albeit effective, move made on your wallet. Skunked.

Psyched. Faked out. But there still may be hope.

I can best explain via a story borrowed. This from Doberman Dan, and if you ain't readin D-Dan's stuff, well you're just a buckwheat pancake without any butter or syrup...

Dan relates his time with Gary Halbert and right after Gary got a hot and juicy assignment for his little hamburger stand (the one in the middle of a starving crowd)...

An assignment that would keep even Wimpy in cheeseburgers forever.

And Dan was hot to trot. Eager beaver Dan was he. Full of ideas, energy, ready to write and then Gary rolled out of bed and wanted to spend the day on the boat. Next day, the "goof off" named Gary wanted some beach time, and the next day and the next much to poor Dan's chagrin.

Then one day Gary gets up and is ready to work on the assignment, and he overwhelmed Dan with writing and editing and tweaking until they had, in pretty short order, a promotion ready to turn in.

Dan learned that Gary was NOT goofing off, he was simmering his stew.

Everyone who wants to write copy for a living should have read Gary's newsletters and learned about the 6x4 cards, the knowing about the target's wants and needs and all of that.

See, the great fake out made upon you is...

YOU have been misled. YOU mistakenly believe that copywriting is about WRITING, and you can do that, eh? So all you have to do is learn a little formatting, a little technique, a little salesmanship and you're ready to hang out your shingle (as many of you have done).

BUT the trick, the real secret to being a copywriter who can actually make her living at it vs one who barely scrapes by (but continues to post advice here for the less informed) is this:

It is really about copyTHINKING.

The writing comes AFTER the thinking. YOU SERVE THE STEW AFTER IT HAS COOKED ALL THE WAY.

And that is what separates the wannabees and the winners in this game.

THINKING. And knowing what to think about. HOW to think.

HOW to research. How to uncover the little nuances which will make a difference between a winning piece of copy and one that fails.

YES, you can write. YES, you have a command of the language. YES, you can read swipe files.

But most of the copy posted here for review shows for a fact, that most of the writers who can write...don't know how to THINK.

PUT the time in to learn, study and meditate (in whatever way you do, including oogling beautiful women in bikinis on South Beach)...and then pick up the pen

AFTER

you have given enough thought to what you are doing.

Try thinking before you write, you may actually find I might be on to something.

gjabiz
#attention #content #copywriters #creative #english #majors #newer #writers
  • Profile picture of the author The Copy Nazi
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    Gordon...you must be on the sauce. Best thing you've ever posted here. And I love this -
    Dan learned that Gary was NOT goofing off, he was simmering his stew
    BTW did you know Halbert and I went marlin fishing one time?

    I've been "simmering the stew" all week. As in "I'd rather be surfing but the guy's already paid me for the copy I haven't written yet".
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  • Profile picture of the author The Copy Nazi
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    Originally Posted by Ken_Caudill View Post

    All writing is about thinking. I am always amused when copywriters start their I ain't a writer crap.
    There you go again Kenny-boy. (where's that dancing butt-naked smiley-thing when you need it?)

    "All writing is about thinking" - that could be on your headstone. "All writing is about thinking"...hang on...I need to think about it.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mark Pescetti
    Copythinking.com is taken. Great product potential.

    I got one of my best ideas in the middle of Lake Siskiyou - while I was marinating on the hook. When you're "simmering the stew," you never know when the buzzer's gonna go off - telling you to get your butt in front of the computer.

    Awesome post...

    Mark
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  • Profile picture of the author max5ty
    Well, this is a shocker...

    Few months ago I saw the video, "Fat, sick and nearly broke", and decided to try the juicing thing.

    Bought a juicer at Walmart, got home and started looking up some juicin recipes. Lordy me, came across a site some professor from Harvard where he was yammering on bout juicing is bad for you cause it takes all the fibers out of stuff...and cordin to him, you need fiber. Smoothies was the way to go.

    So, took the juicer back and bought a blender at Walmart. Got home and started looking up some smoothie recipes. Screw me, came across a site some nutritionist from somewhere was yammering on bout how green smoothies can ruin your health. Somethin bout ocaly, oscly or something, anyways...these babies cause sharp glass like crystals that can lodge in your heart and every time your heart beats it's like a knife digging holes in your stuff. Instant death like stuff.

    So was thinking...

    I was less stressed out just eating junk and processed foods. At least I had a fighting chance.

    And if things couldn't get any worse, today I read this post.

    Just wish you'd have included some recipes for stew.

    Lol, good post Gordon.

    One of the best I've read in a long time.
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    • Profile picture of the author Alex Cohen
      Originally Posted by max5ty View Post

      Bought a juicer at Walmart
      Must have been the only Bentley in the parking lot, eh?

      Alex
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      • Profile picture of the author max5ty
        Originally Posted by Alex Cohen View Post

        Must have been the only Bentley in the parking lot, eh?

        Alex
        You don't think millionaires shop at Walmart?
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        • Profile picture of the author Alex Cohen
          Originally Posted by max5ty View Post

          You don't think millionaires shop at Walmart?
          I don't believe a person living this kind of life would be caught dead in a Walmart...

          Originally Posted by max5ty View Post

          I'm sitting here typing this at my $6500.00 desk, flanked by 3 Sony FWD40LX2F/BI 40" LCD Monitors -- all busy bringing me the latest updates on not only the stock market but all the happenings of the world.

          My office is inside my 1.5 million dollar 12 car garage, 9 bedroom, 12 bathroom house, all sitting on 50 acres of prime lakefront bliss.

          This weekend, I may get in my Bentley Continental GT and drive out to the airport to take my Cessna CitationX and watch my favorite baseball team play.
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  • Profile picture of the author KB The Copywriter
    Great Post! I agree, It's not about the words but the thought behind those words.

    Writing without holding back by consciously giving yourself permission to write "bad copy" Is the best way to let your "voice" write your copy for you.

    For most of us, suppressing critical judgement or silencing our Inner critic Is hard. But If you can write without the breaks on and allow your subconscious to ramble, you'll never look at writing as a chore or something tedious ever again.

    Try covering up your screen and write for 30 minutes. Non Stop. Don't slow down. Don't stop. Just write at full speed.

    Create a braindump of all the thoughts and Ideas you have for your copy. Leave It unedited. Read It before you go to sleep and edit It only after you've slept on it.

    You'll find that the rest of your writing process will go quite smoothly.

    Try It.

    -KB
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  • Profile picture of the author briancassingena
    Now I'm hungry, anyone cooking up a nice beef stew right about now?
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  • Profile picture of the author Assignmentwriter
    Great suggestion for all writers thanks for that.
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