A To Z List Of Phrases Used By Clayton Makepeace

Perhaps Tony Flores might appreciate a mention?

Just stating fact, Angie.

A bag-o-tricks won't help anyone who thinks they need tricks. But... in the right hands these enhancers can be very dangerous (in a good way)

Well, how can you share his work here?

Ean

Thanks, Ewen. That really hits the spot. I was chomping at the bit for the PDF to open, but played it cool as a cucumber.

When I first read your post, I thought, "Hey Ewen, don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!" But once I read the phrases, everything was hunky dory.

Here's the thing: My mom used to tell me I had a face that would scare a dog out of a butcher shop. She was nuts and we fought like cats and dogs. I'd say to her, "I'll tell everyone from here to Timbuktu you are a few sandwiches short of a picnic!"

I don't need to tell you. You know the type--give them the finger and they take the whole hand. I mean, you made your bed, now lie in it.

Anyway, I don't mean to go against the grain. My dad always yelled, "You kids better hit the books or hit the bricks!" When he started drinking and throwing furniture around, we'd yell "Hit the deck!" We never thought his elevator went to the top floor.

Well, I didn't mean to wear my heart on my sleeve. What in tar nation? What's good for the goose is good for the gander. I always said, "When pleasure interferes with business, give up the business."

In other words, you can't unscramble an egg.

Who's the man, now?

Joe, you were about as clear as mud just then.

But more fun than a barrel of monkeys!