Satirical sales letter critique please
My own areas of weakness that I think I have are, the letter could flow better, and my use of words could be better. Thank you for taking your time to read this
Dear fellow businessman,
Are you sick and tired of your pen running out of ink and not gliding across the page like it was made to?
You buy those large bags of generic pens that hardly work and have to be thrown out of a few weeks of satisfactory ink to paper. Or you are spending hundreds of dollars on a pen that meets your expectations only to have that heart-wrenching feeling when you lose it a month later. That moment when you have notes to write for an important project only to realize you can not find your trustworthy pen. And that is before you even begin thinking about the financial blow to the stomach you feel after you remember what you paid for that bad boy!
Well.. what if I was to tell you that you wouldn’t have to go through that emotional turmoil ever again. No more withdrawal symptoms and never feel let down. You would not have to even lay eyes on one of those poorly designed dollar pens that gets you no where. What if I told you, you could own the best pen in the world right now for a shockingly low price?
I know you are thinking, (Don’t lead me on like that unless you really mean it!). Well I do mean it. You might be the guy that wants to own the best for the simple sake of having the best. Or you truly have been on that lifelong journey of finding that beautifully engineered tool that perfectly becomes an extension of your hand.
OK STOP MESSING AROUND AND GIVE ME THIS PEN
Alright alright, I am reluctantly sharing the greatest kept secret to the world now. You can buy the pen from the website “ “, and if you use the coupon code NUTJOB, you will get 20% off your first order.
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