It was just a matter of time. :\

Ah... a good laugh to end a Sunday night.

I need to start asking for a bigger piece of the action.

To really tie this back to copywriting, this parody is inspired by
a video that borrowed from a story in a book by Elmer Wheeler
titled Tested Sentences That Sell

http://www.masterkeymarketingwarrior...dSentences.pdf

The original video writes "It's a beautiful day and I can't see"
The line in the book is "It's Spring -- and I am blind"

The book was written in the late 1930s or early 1940s. Good
copy is timeless.