What Email Title Got You The Most Curious Today?

I am always checking out out other marketers emails...and the ones that get me curious or excited to open I definitely give it the Gold Star and placed it in a folder I will test later.

So what did you see today that got you where you were really in a hurry to click it open?

And do not say "payment notification" Congrats on that anyway!


Once I was doing a search for something concerning marketing and one article came up and it was from a website called TheMiddleFingerProject.com Hilarious. But the freaking information was no joke and darn helpful.

I had forgotten the site owners name so when I got her first email I had no clue who it was but the email title was eye popping!

Here is that one that stood out for me and really I have never seen anything like it!

"Hey Smart Ass!" That was the email title!

And you know that first sentence that you can sometimes preview in yahoo...it read like this...

Once upon a time, a girl walked into a bar...


Here is the entire first um...."welcome email"?


Once upon a time,
a girl walked into a bar...


...Just kidding. She walked into your inbox. Duh.


It's Ash from The Middle Finger Project, and yes, I am sending you this email.


I wanted to send you a quick note telling you how to take advantage of me and milk me for all I'm worth. (Answer: Approximately $100,000 extra dollars in your bank account & exactly one burnt grilled cheese sandwich.)

As you might have figured out from the website, I write for business owners, creatives, entrepreneurs & big thinkers to help them grow their businesses while growing their nerve.


If you like snark, you're in the right place. If you like balls, you're in the right place. (Hush, ladies.) And if you like lollipops, sparkles or fairies, you're in big trouble.


If you want to double your profits without breaking a sweat, cut through the neverending sea of sameness (you don't have to do it the same way as every other monkey on the internet), sell your ideas like a big shot (because paupers aren't cute), handle clients gracefully, ask for the kind of money you really want, write things people really want to read, reclaim your life from the inbox, and learn how to take your idea and turn it into the hottest thing on the block...The Middle Finger Project is your new religion.


I'll be writing you twice a week, minimum, starting now. Look out for the F-bomb in your inbox, coming to a browser near you.


By the way, we also support one another through on the most outspoken Facebook page on the planet. I expect to see you there; feel free to ask anything about business, marketing or all those psychos on Twitter.


So, tell me. Who are you?


That's not a rhetorical question. I'd like to know.

I want to know you, because one of my biggest pet peeves is when online "gurus" blab on for days just to hear themselves talk, treating everybody else and their mother like another number.


(Plus, I like to send out random surprises in the mail, but I need a few details to pull a stunt off like that.


Click here to tell me about yourself.



...67 seconds and you're done. Unless you like to talk, of course, in which case, I'll bring the sock the wine.



See you in your inbox this week.



*fist bump*



Ash Ambirge

Ash Ambirge
CEO & Founder, House of Moxie, Inc. Creative & The Middle Finger Project Blog





P.S. If you're having a lousy day and don't have time to say hi, that's okay. But don't miss my next email. It'll be worth your time.




So fellow warriors now that was unique....but what did you click on today that caught your eye?