Gotta love that name/thread title!

Wow, that sounds like a, um, great... what does it do exactly?

It's a day job killing traffic crushing acceleration turbo system

...that helps you navigate the Internet marketing Dead Man's curve. Or, maybe not.

I am starting life over (goodbye home building world!) and thus new to actually having to make money online, something I have a huge desire to do! I truly want to be able to work from anywhere I want.

I have purchased and read a gazillion internet marketing books/programs, have done so for years, and am as guilty as anyone in chasing the next shiny ball aka "stomper, gusher, crusher.." program.

Now, had I selected a few methods that I felt comfortable with, and took action EVERY day on these methods, instead of reading/buying the next shiny ball.. I would already have a successful start.

And that is what I am finally doing!

Yes I upgraded from the Black Hat Arbitrage Detective Syndication Automation Station Loophole Generator 2.0

Now I remember, I bought that on launch day right at noon, emailed support at 6:01pm because the videos weren't playing right on my Atari 2600, and didn't get a response for the entire weekend.

When I did get a response, they said I needed to upgrade to the Ultra Platinum Xenon membership (an extra $7,777!!!) to get the Atari videos. The guarantee period is up in 2 days, so I will definitely be emailing promptly in 3 days to demand a refund.

It doesn't work. Its been sitting on my hard drive for 20 minutes and it still hasn't made me any money.

For those that have not made $1,000,000 yet, can you tell me if you pushed the Red Button or the GOLD Button?

Did you push the RED Button BEFORE you pushed the GOLD Button? After pushing the RED Button 3.2791 times?

Did you wait 18 hours between each push?

Was it on Monday? After 3pm? While wearing a Fez and black socks in slippers?

Is your computer On? Monitor? Speakers? Is your Firewall disabled? Are you running OS/2? In safe-mode? In Latin?

Is there a large pile of salt 3 inches to the right of your hope chest? Does the pile weigh 11 grams? Accounting for your altitude?

Is you cat wearing a purple collar? With a bell? Is it in your lap?

Does your last name begin with Q........




"Buy Now!"

Well, it depends on your definition of "Better".

"Better" than poison oak? Yes. Definitely. I guarantee it.

"Better" than Global Warming? Tough to say, tough to prove (snark)

"Better" than cabbage? I think so.

Ya know, it just depends...


Now, we take Visa and MasterCard....but only for the next 12.8 minutes.

Haha, this post made me laugh! I'm particulary interested in this day job killing traffic crushing acceleration turbo system :-P

I just bought this system and Ive got to say that it really is Just rehashed material from 1989. I sent 1500 support tickets asking for a refund and its already been 5 minutes with no response. Customer Service sucks!!! Oh well, I am really interested in the day job killing traffic crushing acceleration turbo system. A little Pricey at $6798.77 But It sounds like This is the one that will get me my yacht! Ill post here and let you see my results.

P.S. This is BY FAR the best thread I have seen on here

Bling - the problem is your system is only capable of sending 300 support emails a minute.

Go download SupportCrusher XP - it's free, it sends out over 80,000 support requests a minute, and it never makes the mistake of using the name or email address that you ordered with.

I have you beat with the launch of my new CS system.

After confirming payment receipt, it promptly re-bills and loses all contact info. It's a real-time system so you can chat 24/7 with a live operator.

Go figure, it realy surprised me how my new CS system, like the suggestion boxes in the B&M world over the trash can could ever be this popular...