NAME: "Crew Victoria"
REGION: Melbourne CBD, Victoria, Australia.
DATE: JANUARY 14TH, 2013.
TIME: 10AM - 4PM.
LOCATION: BLUEFIRE RESTAURANT, DOCKLANDS WATERFRONT.
ALLOTTED SLOTS: 50 SEATS.
PRICING: $100 PER SEAT x 50 PERSONS
FOOD + FIRST TWO DRINKS (+ WATER) PROVIDED FREE.
ADDITIONAL REQUIREMENTS: WE NEED PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO INVEST CONSIDERABLE MONEY TO ASSIST AT CERTAIN TIMES, FOR EXAMPLE:
- We may decide it is within everyone/s interest to purchase paid advertising, in which case, we ask all members for $100 extra, this may give our "ppc/banner/etc" team $5,000 to "split test" one or two professionally designed banners and/or a couple of major keywords for a few weeks.
Once our "paid advertising" team has finished, if they succeeded, that $100 would be promptly paid back at 100% of the profits (meaning i forfeit my 12.5% until you all receive that $100 back, as fast as possible).
If our paid advertising where to "break even", we would continue and as we fine tune our efforts, we succeed.
If we incur a loss, I would personally evaluate how our paid advertising team "went wrong" (as we do not ever "go wrong", this is not acceptable by my standards, we do things properly, with full research - OR WE DO NOT DO THEM).
I would then consider "excluding the offender/s" from "Crew Victoria" and we would move on after I personally pay back "Crew Victoria" out of my own pocket.
"NOT LIABLE AND REFUSE TO BE HELD LIABLE FOR LOSSES INCURRED, HOWEVER I AM SERIOUS ABOUT MAKING THIS BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WORK, HENCE I AM WILLING TO WAIVE MY RIGHTS AT MY DISCRETION AND PROMPTLY CORRECT ANY "BAD MOVES", THAT WILL NOT OCCUR, BECAUSE WE WILL DO THINGS PROPERLY TO BEGIN WITH MY GUIDANCE."
In Trust: General AskiKa (Leader, Global Governing Body Of Professional Webmasters' Association).
So that is an example of how serious and dedicated and willing to place myself on-the-line I am about this new form of webmaster (conglomerate) I intend to form.
Remember those movies, where the nerd can "CALL THE CAVALRY" and take down massive corporations of evil and wrong-doing to become the "HERO OF THE DAY"?
Well it's not that "sinister", however, that said, we will definately be creating some major "RIPPLES" down-under.
INFACT, AFTER VICTORIA, COMES THE OTHER STATES... OF WHICH WE ALL SPLIT MY 12.5% I GET OFF THEM ASWELL.
TIME TO MAKE A MOVE, YOU IN?
WHAT WE ARE DOING:
1. Forming a 50 strong "crew" of Victorian professional webmaster organisation.
2. Dominating selected HIGH-END niches one by one.
NOTE: MOST NICHES ARE MILLION DOLLAR AND ABOVE BOUNTY, SPLIT AT 1.75% TO YOU FOR LIFE... DO THE MATH = $17,500 PER YEAR (MINIMAL FIGURE @ $1,000,000 PROFIT FOR ENTIRE YEAR)
WE INTEND TO TAKE OVER SEVERAL PREDOMINANT CREATIVES WITHIN A FEW YEARS!!!
3. Forming offline companies with the proceeds, one by one.
4. Percentage split is:
- Per $100 paying "crew member" will receive 1.75% profits for life.
- I will receive 12.5% for life.
5. We will be discussing who/what/why/where/when/how regarding our first venture.
6. Our aim will be to set out clear work schedules for all attendees.
7. We will instruct you exactly what to do, playing on your strengths only.
8. You will gain an invaluable "industry perspective" from people just like yourself.
9. This is the first step in my master-plan to make you all richer than expected.
A LITTLE ABOUT MYSELF:
I went through school being more "separated" from teamwork, really passing "easily" without the need to rely on others.
I have noted that most governments around the world (in my travels) enjoy the luxury of keeping the general public "separated", therefore they are "easier to control".
My concept is simple, get 50 "like-minded" - intelligent internet "freelance" professionals in one room and form "Crew Victoria".
Together, we are fifty times more likely to achieve success...
Apart, "we are weak".
I have personally created hundreds of thousands of dollars per year through:
- semi-professional organic "serps"/adsense rankings.
- Professional "Adwords/Yahoo Search Marketing/Microsoft marketing/Stumbleupon/Facebook" search/banner advertising (mostly for services that I outsource (middle man) to reputable smb (small to medium businesses).
- I have learnt most black-hat/automated methods and created "ethical" white-hat techniques to apply to my trade (for example, "programming my min
d - online, hence, i work in my sleep 50,000 times faster than I could as a human".
Why are we doing all of this?
"COLD HARD CASH" - THE MORE MONEY THIS "CREW" MAKES, THE MORE "LAZY RESIDUAL INCOME" (FOR LITTLE EFFORT) YOU AND YOUR FUTURE RELATIVES TAKE HOME.
HOW CAN WE BAN YOU?
Well if we all have a vote to ban someone on account of "non-compliance" (for example, paying the $100, then continually "screwing us over" by not pulling your weight), then we may be compelled to tell you to "go take a hike'.
Short of this, you are almost guaranteed success.
Applicants please register your interest below (quick reply "I am in"), once we have "fifty takers". I will charge you all and book the restaurant where you will get "fed" and be taken through our prospectus, when every detail will be divulged by a professional webmaster (any number of several already on my team).