Can I make ten times more money if I cry??

QueenMelanie 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Get Rich Methods

Sure. Maybe you'll go viral.

I can see it now: Cry Marketing.

Future thread entitled: Who's The Best Cry Marketing Coach?

Tom

Cry marketing, Great
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Riki Stein

9 years ago

You mean people will give you money out of compassion for your misery? Somehow, I think not.

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JohnMcCabe

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Listhoven

Have you ever seen a show, like a contest show, or something like "shark tank" where the contestant gives it his all, then sheds a tear or two - and la and behold he makes millions!

Anyways, my question is... will I make 10 times more money if I cry on video?

What do you think?

You mean like this?

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! - YouTube

Would anyone have a clue who Chris Crocker is without this little gem?

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Steve B

9 years ago

Originally Posted by JohnMcCabe

Would anyone have a clue who Chris Crocker is without this little gem?

John and anyone else that cares,

Usually tears and a dribbling nose accompany real crying. Watch the video again and tell me that you see tears or moisture on the face at any time.

The whole thing is there to bring attention to the cryer, not Britney.

It reminds me of the approach of many marketers. Fake it, try to fool your prospects into believing that you care so they sympathize with you and your cause. Underlying the whole "see my passion" display is the simple goal - get all the eyeballs and traffic that you can.

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JohnMcCabe

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Steve B

John and anyone else that cares,

Usually tears and a dribbling nose accompany real crying. Watch the video again and tell me that you see tears or moisture on the face at any time.

The whole thing is there to bring attention to the cryer, not Britney.

It reminds me of the approach of many marketers. Fake it, try to fool your prospects into believing that you care so they sympathize with you and your cause. Underlying the whole "see my passion" display is the simple goal - get all the eyeballs and traffic that you can.

Steve

Steve, that was part of my point. It had nothing to do with Spears and everything to do with drawing attention to Crocker and his "crocker-dile tears"

(Sorry, I couldn't help myself.)

In the years since, the copycats have been busy. Go to YouTube and search on "leave Britney alone".

Before his fake tantrum, there is little mention of Chris Crocker. Since, he's been on several tabloid and sleazeball talk shows.

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badut jenaka

9 years ago

lol..cry marketing..

I should done this ASAP ..it will become saturated..

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yunarel

9 years ago

that's Awesome someone should purchase Crymarketing.com ASAP! hahaha

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Peter Lee 9 years ago

LOL. I think if you can find a pretty face to do this crying it would help too.
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Rory Singh

9 years ago

Can you please do it and post your results here. I always appreciate laughter.

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pilot47

9 years ago

I think this is about going over mental limitations and passing through inner limits...

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Chris Chicas

9 years ago

That Britney video is Genius... why didn't I think of that??

I will have to split test my tears soon.

Thanks for all the replies!

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JohnMcCabe 9 years ago

Originally Posted by QueenMelanie

Cry marketing, Great

Put Your Weeping for Wealth ON Ninja Steroids - Top Secret Crying Hacks Crying Gurus Don't Want You to Know!!!!!!!!!!!
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Altered State

9 years ago

I can teach you a secret perfect way to cry for only $27 this month.

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entrepreneurjay

9 years ago

Sadly it works from time to time I am crying my eyes out right now uncontrollably in fact and I just made $1,000 bucks o.m.g. I think we are on to something.

LOL

Don't do it!

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Brent Stangel

9 years ago

It reminds me of the approach of many marketers. Fake it, try to fool your prospects into believing that you care so they sympathize with you and your cause. Underlying the whole "see my passion" display is the simple goal - get all the eyeballs and traffic that you can.

Unfortunately most of the "sheeple" out there are too stupid to see through it.

I will have to split test my tears soon.

I hope you are kidding but somehow I think many will stoop to this pathetic ploy. If you have real marketing skills you don't need to be a phony lying weasel.

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Dovakiin

Banned 9 years ago

Umm apparently the experts here don't realize that appealing to emotion is EXACTLY what successful marketing is all about. So yes, crying like a bitch will probably work well for you...unless you're targeting badasses...then you'll just be called a bitch.

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dana67

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Listhoven

Anyways, my question is... will I make 10 times more money if I cry on video?

What do you think?

It depends on how cute you are.

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turboshandy

9 years ago

Well... my instinct says no

Joking aside, video marketing is actually quite a profitable thing, if you know how to sell yourself. Sometimes, feelings of pity can actually help... the sadder the video, the more views I guess..

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jazzd1

9 years ago

cry like a bitch.com..I'm working on that right now..Maybe i'll try capturing emails by giving away free tissues through an ebook..lol

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Geeked Labs 9 years ago

Adding theater to your sales message will always help it resonate better. I don't think crying by itself has much to do with it.
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VMakerHOST

9 years ago

So who is the best in crying

face some difficulties try Onion

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Caspoor

9 years ago

Yes. *with tears in his eyes*