Since tradition dictates that I give a gift with my 2,000th post, I have tried and tried to think of what I could give. I hate to give you something I have written because it just seems tacky and reeks of self-promotion. I am a humble, reserved, modest, soft-spoken, unobtrusive and bashful type of person to begin with so that is just not my style!
I DO however have a very good friend who is NOT humble, reserved, modest, soft-spoken, unobtrusive and bashful and I am going to give you one of his reports absolutely free with no strings attached!
I have known Thaddaeus T. Hogg, the Hillbilly Marketer, for a very long time and he and I are just like brothers. We have a very close relationship and I know I can speak for him without having to ask his permission. He would be just thrilled to give you his report on bug bites!
AND, that is not all! You also get his salesletter for the report. This is a gift for all of you who struggle with writing sales copy. Why, this sales letter will probably go down in history with those written by Halbert, Ogilvy, Sugarman, Bly and Fortin. I really don't think he will achieve the greatness of Paul Myers but, hey, you can't win them all!
Anyway, here is an example of some of the finest, most gramatically correct, easy to understand, put-a-hunger-in-your-belly copywriting you will ever see (the payment links have been removed)...
The Greatest Sales Copy Ever Written
And now for one of the most requested books ever written about a problem that seems to confound everyone... child and adult... man and woman... pets and animals (is that everyone?)...
ABSOLTUELY FREE AND DIRECT TO YOUR OWN LIVING ROOM...
Thaddaeus T. Hogg's Guide to Bug and Insect Repellin' and Treatin'
I sure hope you enjoy it and don't be expecting another gift from me until the year 2015... it will be that long before I get another 2,000 posts.