I'm thinking about joining an MMO guru cult

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I'm not sure what the requirements to join are though. As far as I know....

- Willingness to believe fake income claims.

- Buying into the so-called internet marketing lifestyle rather than the business.

- Believing that unaccomplished figures are superstars.

- Testifying to the glory of MMO info product gurus on the forums.

Is there anything else?
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  • Profile picture of the author Underground
    Originally Posted by DubDubDubDot View Post

    I'm not sure what the requirements to join are though. As far as I know....

    - Willingness to believe fake income claims.

    - Buying into the so-called internet marketing lifestyle rather than the business.

    - Believing that unaccomplished figures are superstars.

    - Testifying to the glory of MMO info product gurus on the forums.

    Is there anything else?
    - You must swear to only ever sell the same basic, half-assed information on how to instantly acquire easy riches to other clueless MMO devotees and never to anyone else.

    - You must be a consummate sycophant who will roll on his/her belly in subservience whenever required to do so by your superiors.

    - You cannot, under any circumstances, think for yourself or apply even one rational thought.

    - If it requires some serious hard-work to implement, then move on, remembering you're looking for get rich with no effort opportunities only.
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  • Profile picture of the author Janice Sperry
    - You must believe the guru actually owns the house and cars in his video.

    - You must believe that the guru knows a secret way to make riches that no one else knows yet.
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    • Profile picture of the author DubDubDubDot
      Originally Posted by Janice Sperry View Post

      - You must believe the guru actually owns the house and cars in his video.


      The guru I am looking at lives in this amazing house. He sells on Clickbank and I think Fiver also.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
    There is an abundance of knowledge and information available that actually works in building a business/succeeding with IM.
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    • Profile picture of the author DubDubDubDot
      Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

      There is an abundance of knowledge and information available that actually works in building a business/succeeding with IM.
      Are you a member? Did they program you to make these random statements?
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      • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
        Originally Posted by DubDubDubDot View Post

        Are you a member? Did they program you to make these random statements?

        Lol. No. Just bringing balance to The Force.
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        "Each problem has hidden in it an opportunity so powerful that it literally dwarfs the problem. The greatest success stories were created by people who recognized a problem and turned it into an opportunity."―Joseph Sugarman
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        • Profile picture of the author discrat
          I like the Satire, dubdub ! ( And there is truth in it also)

          It adds a little spice to these Forums which lately have been very dry and boring
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  • Profile picture of the author Mark Singletary
    - You must be quick or you'll miss out on the big launch and they'll close up shop on you

    - You must learn new vocabulary, i.e. "good friend" = any old Joe (or Jill) you've never met or talked to before and that you wouldn't like if you did but that is willing to send an email for a percentage of profits

    - You must be creative with math for example, you must believe $99,034.22 is what it really cost to get the software working right but actually the Guru got it done for $50 on Fiverr

    Mark
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  • Profile picture of the author ChrisWrok
    Years of seeing the same thing rolled over into a new shape is disheartening.
    All I can say is eventually you learn to see through the BS.

    There are a lot of people that think they can help you
    and there are some that actually can.
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