Do You Know The Hillbilly Marketer?

by Chris W. Sutton 30 replies
If you don't, don't worry about it. He's pretty shy and reserved so you may not have noticed him.

BUT, if you do, do you think he could make money as an affiliate marketer? You know how bad he is with grammar and spelling. You know how he is never serious. Could it happen?

I just wonder how people would react to a blog by the HM that was humorous but still push affiliate programs? Can that kind of humor make sales?

If not affiliate marketing, is there some other way he could monetize a website?

I would like your opinion!
#main internet marketing discussion forum #hillbilly #marketer
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  • I'd buy everything that Mr Hillbilly Promoted
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  • Profile picture of the author Bev Clement
    Chris, with the HM love of travel, he could have a great blog about his travel around the world.
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  • Profile picture of the author Chris W. Sutton
    I'd buy everything that Mr Hillbilly Promoted
    Well, Michael, in that case, I don't need any more replies. He can just start a private practice with you!

    Chris, with the HM love of travel, he could have a great blog about his travel around the world.
    Bev, you KNOW that the HM has never been outside Hootenholler before!
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  • Profile picture of the author Janet Sawyer
    Originally Posted by Chris W. Sutton View Post

    If you don't, don't worry about it. He's pretty shy and reserved so you may not have noticed him.

    BUT, if you DID, do you think he could make money as an affiliate marketer?
    You know how bad he is with grammar and spelling. You know how he is never serious. Could it happen? You know he says it as he sees it. Experience is a wonderful thing!.

    I just wonder how people would react to a blog by the HM that was humorous but still push affiliate programs? Can that kind of humor make sales? Gossip colums do, so why can't he?

    If not affiliate marketing, is there some other way he could monetize a website? Anything that could give anyone a "feel good factor" in todays doom and gloom has to be a winner

    I would like your opinion!
    You just got it.

    Now, get off your front porch and go do some work X


    Hope that helps!

    Chris, three people I would most like to meet, and in no particular order.

    Kevin Riley
    Bev Clements
    Chris Sutton


    I've already met loads here, but not going to name names,
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    • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
      Originally Posted by Janet Sawyer View Post

      You just got it.

      Now, get off your front porch and go do some work X


      Hope that helps!

      Chris, three people I would most like to meet, and in no particular order.

      Kevin Riley
      Bev Clements
      Chris Sutton


      I've already met loads here, but not going to name names,
      Janet

      Just the advice I give him -- all too often.

      BTW, we're visiting UK next summer, so if you're near London or Richmond you just might glimpse a hairy bearded man. Say "Hi"
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    Janet,

    You don't have to suck up to Chris he's a push over for anybody who will just talk to him. From time to time the only way he can get anybody to talk to him is show up as his other self. The HillBilly Marketer. What most people don't realize is that "Chris Sutton" is an alien ...oops alias. Well maybe both apply.

    You should be careful talking to alien or alias, because he is really not quite normal. Of course I've known a couple of years now and once in a while Kevin, Elmer, Bev, and John Rogers consent to hang out with him. However, your rep may suffer insufferable and irreparable damage.

    Oh! BTW you don't know know me but I'm endorsed by Bev, Kevin, Elmer, but John said I'm out of control.

    I have done my good deed for the day and tomorrow as I have alerted you to the real Hillbilly Marketeer aka Chris Sutton.

    Ken
    The Old Geezer
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  • Profile picture of the author Chris W. Sutton
    I was under the impression that the HM has to travel every time nature calls. Sure, it may be a short walk, but still.
    Obviously, you have never heard of adult diapers!
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  • Whoooo weeee! I shore DEW knowed thut thar hillbilly marketeer. Oh, wait a dadgum minute thar. I'M thut thar hillbilly marketer. Yep, it dang shore is me, Thaddaeus T.

    I'd buy everything that Mr Hillbilly Promoted
    Now, thut thar is what I'd be acallin a mity fine feller. Yew jest get thut thar pocketbook ready, Michael, cause yew n me, we'se gonna be adoin sum bizness tegether! Why, yew dun brung a tear ta my eyeball! I luv ya man!!!

    Chris, with the HM love of travel, he could have a great blog about his travel around the world.
    Yep, Miz Bev, ole Thad, he's a man of the world! Didja be aknowin thut I been overta thut thar high falutin place whur all them rich folks hang out. Them thar Kennedys used ta be agoin thar all the time. I dew believe thut it wus thut thar Winnie Etta Kennedy who dun been thar the mostest! Why, thut thar wuman had over $150 burryed in her yard. Shore dont be aknowin wherin she gots it but she wus onea the richest wommin in Hickoryhollar!

    Yep, ole Thad, he dun been two or three times to Martha's Hineyburnt! Why, I dun knowed ole Martha Higgenbottom who the town was dun named after.

    See, ole Martha liked ta be adoin her housechores in the clothin she was aborn in, if yew be aknowin whut I mean. Well, one day, I heared tell thut she dun felled offin her front porchstool and knocked herself out plumb cold! She musta been out fer a long time cause, when she dun woked up, she dun had the worstest sunburn all up an down her backside. That thar is how the place became known as Martha's Hineyburnt!

    Imagine the HB seeing Paris, or NYC for the first time - my guess is it would be perplexing and humorous enough to sell stuff like crazy.

    ~Michael
    Howdy, Michael! I gots ta be correctin ya on yore statement. NYC? I'm fraid I never did makeit ta thut thar Publican National Convention BUT I shore did be aseein thut thar Paris. Whooo weee, I shore aint much on thut thar por-nog-raphy but I inadvertintly come across thut thar video of her trollipin round buck nekid! Why, she was even doin the Hunkyhollar Hullabaloo and thut thar movie dun went and showed her whingerbobber! Now, thut thar wus downright raunchy and my eyeballs shudntabeen exposed to sumthin like thut.

    Anyhows, I have decided to take yore advices and get into thut thar a-fill-i-ate marketeering. It shore sounds like I cud be amakin sum serious dinero bya doin thut thar. Ima lookin ta break my earnins record of $13.73 in one day an it shore sounds like this here mite help me be doin it! Heavens ta Mergatroid, a few days a them thar kinda sales an I cud be retirin out ta Martha's Hineyburnt!

    Well, I gots to go feed Penelope cause she dun gots a rumbly in her tumbly! She dun tole me ta tell all yall nice folks howdy so "Howdy!"

    Yall come on back now, ya here?
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    • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
      Oh lord, you guys just had to set him off. I want to know which one of you unlocked the outhouse door and let him out.

      Hmm... Hillbilly you have the title for a new ballad. "Who Unlocked The Outhouse Door To My Long Johns"
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  • Profile picture of the author Chris W. Sutton
    Yeah, Kim, he makes me laugh too! Has anyone ever seen him in real life? If not, let me tell you, that dude is one good-looking hillbilly!
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    • Profile picture of the author John Rogers
      People like to be entertained. If a hillbilly can provide value while entertaining readers, he's going to attract traffic. More traffic = more sales.

      John
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      • Profile picture of the author Chris W. Sutton
        Okay, but what about the fact that a lot of people can't understand him and even more can't read what he wrote. Don't you think that would cause a problem?

        People like to be entertained but what value does an actual recommendation from the HW really have on people's buying decisions?
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        • Profile picture of the author John Rogers
          Originally Posted by Chris W. Sutton View Post

          Okay, but what about the fact that a lot of people can't understand him and even more can't read what he wrote. Don't you think that would cause a problem?

          People like to be entertained but what value does an actual recommendation from the HW really have on people's buying decisions?
          It's all in the delivery, as is comedy.
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  • Profile picture of the author Rachel Goodchild
    I LOVE YOU HILL BILLY!

    That is all
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    • Dadgumit, Rachel, yew dun made me blush! Yew is sech a purty little thang and I kin tell thut yew has good taste in menfolk!

      Shewt, if I wus a youngun agin, I'd sashay on over ta thut thar New Zelandie cuntry an come a callin! Un-for-tu-nat-ly, I jest aint as young as I usta be. Why, it takes nurly everthin I gots ta jest keep poor ole Penelope fed an watered!

      Anyhew, I shore dew preciate them thar kind wurds an yew jest let me be aknowin iffin I kin dew anythin fer yew sumetimes!
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      • Profile picture of the author Thomas Belknap
        Originally Posted by Hillbilly Marketer View Post

        Dadgumit, Rachel, yew dun made me blush! Yew is sech a purty little thang and I kin tell thut yew has good taste in menfolk!

        Shewt, if I wus a youngun agin, I'd sashay on over ta thut thar New Zelandie cuntry an come a callin! Un-for-tu-nat-ly, I jest aint as young as I usta be. Why, it takes nurly everthin I gots ta jest keep poor ole Penelope fed an watered!

        Anyhew, I shore dew preciate them thar kind wurds an yew jest let me be aknowin iffin I kin dew anythin fer yew sumetimes!

        I hate to do this on the forum. I know the rules but I will now have to break them.


        I don't recommend anyone buying from HM. I purchased 2 jugs of moonshine from a wso he offered and never got them. I called him several times only to have him answered drunk. I suspect he drank my moonshine and used the money to dig a hole in the back yard for his new swimming pond-bathroom. I was planning on using that moonshine to power my cities electric generators for the next couple of months. Yes, it is that strong.
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      • Profile picture of the author Rachel Goodchild
        Originally Posted by Hillbilly Marketer View Post

        Dadgumit, Rachel, yew dun made me blush! Yew is sech a purty little thang and I kin tell thut yew has good taste in menfolk!

        Shewt, if I wus a youngun agin, I'd sashay on over ta thut thar New Zelandie cuntry an come a callin! Un-for-tu-nat-ly, I jest aint as young as I usta be. Why, it takes nurly everthin I gots ta jest keep poor ole Penelope fed an watered!

        Anyhew, I shore dew preciate them thar kind wurds an yew jest let me be aknowin iffin I kin dew anythin fer yew sumetimes!
        woo hooo
        Tempted to fly me self over there and git meself a smooch from ya ya ol boy.
        an I no ya can do anthin for me.
        thanks you!
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  • Profile picture of the author Chris W. Sutton
    Come on, Tom, you know that's not true for several reasons...

    1. The HM doesn't have a phone
    2. The HM would NEVER share his moonshine at ANY price

    and finally,

    3. That moonshine could power ANYTHING for a couple of YEARS

    You must have had a wrong number!

    Take care!
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      Thaddaeus, how did a hillbilly get such a highfalutin name?
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    • Profile picture of the author Thomas Belknap
      Originally Posted by Chris W. Sutton View Post

      Come on, Tom, you know that's not true for several reasons...

      1. The HM doesn't have a phone
      2. The HM would NEVER share his moonshine at ANY price

      and finally,

      3. That moonshine could power ANYTHING for a couple of YEARS

      You must have had a wrong number!

      Take care!
      Damn, it must have been that Danny Wall person again.


      I would like to apologize to HM for my statements. I hope that he gets that swimming pond/bathtub dream built for him and his families sake.
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      • Profile picture of the author John Rogers
        Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap View Post

        I hope that he gets that swimming pond/bathtub dream built for him and his families sake.
        Maybe he can get a place with a cement pond.
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  • Profile picture of the author Rod Cortez
    I think it's worth a shot! As long as you give free moonshine with every order over $50 and free shipping......hey, you can put me on autoship!

    RoD
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    • Profile picture of the author Thomas Belknap
      Originally Posted by Rod Cortez View Post

      I think it's worth a shot! As long as you give free moonshine with every order over $50 and free shipping......hey, you can put me on autoship!

      RoD

      I can see a forced continuity for the moonshine.


      Ok back to work for me. :rolleyes:
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      • Profile picture of the author Rod Cortez
        Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap View Post

        I can see a forced continuity for the moonshine.


        Ok back to work for me. :rolleyes:
        Thomas, great minds think alike!
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