"Is Real And Excellent Program Does Exist?"
First line of message body read: It's true!
Thank goodness. (wipes brow in relief)
I was seriously beginning to think is real and excellent program does not exist. And now I get this email at just the right time so I can relax and know that everything is going to be just fine.
You know if I was a spammer peddling garbage opportunity scams to people in Egypt, Mexico, Nigeria, or any number of other places with languages that are not my own, I'd like to think I would invest in a good phrase book, I may even put in a little practice and try to nail down the proper sentence structure.
I wonder what the conversion rates are for "Is Real And Excellent Program Does Exist?"
If you switch out and use an exclamation point instead of a question mark would that bump it up a % or two? I have to figure out a way to use this one in my own marketing efforts.