How can I make 1 million dollars/ month?

I went for a walk in the park today and came up with this for you. It might actually work too.

Ok Here We Go.

Step 1, Get about 1,000 proxies or VPNs.

Step 2, Make 1,000 gmails, facebook accounts, twitter accounts, you tube accounts, pintrest accounts, G+, a bunch of other random social media accounts. Make sure you have one profile per IP and keep profile data the same across all the accounts.

Step 3, Build all the accounts up as naturally as you can. For example, people love to post pictures of what they are eating on Facebook, so get a camera and take a picture of literally everything in your kitchen, cans of soul, spoons, eggs, everything. Then have a friend drive your car, while he's driving, snap pictures of everything you can. Then go to a restaurant, snap pictures of all the people there and everything they are eating. Then go to a consumer electronics store and snap pictures of everything in there until they throw you out. Then go to a pet store and snap pictures of every puppy and kitten you can find (might want to hit up a few pet stores.)

Post all of these images to facebook, make sure you pick interests that people love to endlessly argue about (politics, sports, video games.) Repeat this as many times as necessary so that you have all of your FB accounts looking natural. Then build your other social media accounts up using that stuff as well.

Make 4-5 Youtube videos for each account as well, there's a bunch of youtube video spam tools out there, use them.

Step 4: Slowly try to make friends on each account, so if the account is a republican from Florida, try to make friends by talking about how much you love the Dolphins and hate the president.

Step 5: Once all of the accounts have 100 followers/friends or more now create a product that will have mass audience appeal. So you want to make a BizOp where it's literally so easy to make money, you don't need to know anything, you don't need to learn anything, you don't need any skills, there's no actual work involved, basically all you need to do is roll your face on the keyboard and so much money will shoot out of your computer that you will need a wheel barrel to take it to the bank.

Step 6: Launch this product and make sure you have a way where affiliates can market it. (Since obviously that's how this works, they pay 100$ to get on the program and then try to get their friends to buy it and they get 50% commission.) Now on all of your 10,000 social media accounts (each with 100 followers/friends or more) you talk about how freaking amazing this program is and you're just scooping up so much money you can't believe it.

Lets do some math here.

10,000 times 100 is 1,000,000. If the conversion rate is 1% and the product is $100, Boom! Kapow! $1,000,000 before processing fees. And you'll rake in even more when the affiliates start pushing your product.

Step 7: Get as much of the money hidden away into offshore bank accounts as possible.

Step 8: Catch a plane to Thailand, hide there until the statute of limitations expires. Spend a few years coming up with a believable story. I suggest something like: you have no idea why you were in Thailand, have no idea who you are, or remember anything. The only thing that you remember is waking up in some small room and that you were being pimped out as a transvestite hooker.

Hello Greatness

I was jus razzing you bout the name. I think if you find an read the posts that I mentioned (click on my name and you will find them in profile section) I will inspire you a lot more. I couldn't even finish High School, I got pregnant at 16 an my parents kicked me out of home cause I wouldn't have an abortion, you will see that lack of formal education in my spelling sometimes. I was on my own in London with a baby at 17, couldn't even get a job until I was nearly 21. When I met my new Dad I really lacked confidence in myself, when he started mentoring me he would set tasks, like reading a book in a week, and I would say I could not do it, I thought I would need a month. He would say well if you can't do it your wasting my time, an the threat was he would stop mentoring me, so of course I read that book in a week. lol. It was like that for a long while, me saying I can't do it and him saying I could and I better. He taught me that I could do anything, and that is what I tell people now, cause he proved that to be true. As far as dreaming big, he gave me lessons on that too, if you dream small you will get small. As far as working your butt off, my Dad an I still work an average of 16 hours a day, but it is not like work for us, it is more like pure fun working together. We spend our time planning an creating new Business's while our Supervisors an staff actually run them. I hope you will find an read my posts, I gave a lot of information an many people followed it an created full time Business's for themselves. Someone said the information I gave in those posts was worth more than any WSO or course they had bought, an even very successful affiliate marketers like Jan Roos (who has a $495 course on Affiliate Marketing an had sold more than US$5 million of affiliate products) was asking questions of me. The secret of course to build a million dollar a month turnover/income is that you need to end up with recurring monthly income, thats why we now mainly concentrate on providing services to Offline Business's, but the affiliate model that I outlined still provides us with perhaps US$3 million profit per year. At the end of those posts I also gave a brief overview of how we were building the Offline Business to give that total 10 Million turnover at that time. It was in answers to those that were attacking my credibility, though they took no notice whatever. The Offline market is perhaps another you could look at, though harder if you are working full time. You can make dreams come true if you are motivated an willing to work hard.
Cheers

Lindy

Yes, the guy was being derogatory in that weight loss supplements are crap...smack.

Which is?