I wanted to share the 3 ways to use forums to drive traffic to your website.
Post rehashed articles daily
Yeah sure, somebody will always have a problem with rehashing stuff, but when it comes to your reputation, who gives a crap, right? It's not like this stuff can catch up with you! Just take stuff from other sites, run it through a spinner and hey presto! You've got yourself some golden nuggets you can feed to newbies who will think you're an expert.
Interaction with the stupid regulars
This is an important one. Under no circumstance should you converse with the regulars. Ignore them at all costs, they will only slow you down and make you rethink your strategy. Should they call you out on at any point, just repeat step 1 again.
Make overinflated promises in your signature
That's what it's all about right? Getting exposure on that baby and driving traffic to your site. You get extra points if you can pretend list building doesn't exist, and go straight for the money. Try injecting some false scarcity into your sales page, just so everyone knows you're totally not legitimate.
Here are my 3 ways please share yours.
Disclaimer: If you think any of these methods actually work, then more fool you.
This post is designed to be sarcastic.