Make money? duh'

Been an IM for sooooooo long I cant remember when did I start, from my experience being an IM is like going to school, you have to spend money like paying tuition fees in order to learn, In Internet Marketing as a newbie you are an easy prey to scams and everyone whose out to get your freegi'n dollars,

me... I do belong to those lame , easy prey, dumb,moron people who spent and spent and spent , read ebooks after ebooks I could create my own library if those ebooks are real books!

Then I went out to answer surveys after surveys after surveys finally earning .05$ in return for spending now thousands of dollars,

I also did PPC's then wondered which will come first, I break my mouse or I earn enough money to buy a new mouse?

finally I said the only real method to earn money is if you have something to sell, but I dont have anything to sell ,I live alone in an apartment full of stuffs I love, So to sum it up, earning money from the Internet is not for me....
My Internet life suddenly changed, from an almost every hour every minute user, my laptop started showing spider webs (joke) , it gives a creepy sound whenever you open the screen.(joke too)

to make my now long story short.... who would guess when I almost or did gave up my Internet marketers life then came this email in my inbox, armed with skepticism I slowly clicked the link, a website was loaded, I frowned' not a website with lots of design not a website with videos and long testimonials, only a simple website with a very short explanation...what follows next is you know what...my success!!!!!! who would ever imagine from the lame website with short explanation comes the real deal!

Im not selling you anything? Im not even inviting you anywhere, just want to share my experience. have to run school bus honking!