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Funny Spam

by AidanKay
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Okay, I was looking through my SEO-Related wordpress blog.
As usual, expecting to see a fair bit of spam.
Amongst all the adult related and random, nonsensical spam was this one.

Now it may not be hilarious but I found it funny, atleast.

"I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"?"

That was it.

Random and unrelated. What makes the spammer think I'm going to let that pass? Lol.

Anyways, just thought I'd share that with you.

But also ask you what's the funniest/randomest spam you've ever received?

-Aidan.

#funny #spam
  • Profile picture of the author Zeus66
    I'm starting up a WF 60's Psychedelic Rock cover band called 'Paltry Apes.'

    Matt M and I on guitar. TinkerAndPo in Go-Go Boots and a short skirt playing tambourine. We'll be holding auditions for a lead singer, bass player, and a drummer. Maybe a keyboardist. But you gotta bring it. No slouching.

    John
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    • Profile picture of the author AidanKay
      Originally Posted by Zeus66 View Post

      I'm starting up a WF 60's Psychedelic Rock cover band called 'Paltry Apes.'

      Matt M and I on guitar. TinkerAndPo in Go-Go Boots and a short skirt playing tambourine. We'll be holding auditions for a lead singer, bass player, and a drummer. Maybe a keyboardist. But you gotta bring it. No slouching.

      John
      Lol, sounds interesting. Shame I only know how to make music electronically. If you make an 80's band, I'm in for synths.

      -Aidan.
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      Originally Posted by mistik View Post

      spammers don't care about quality lol they care about getting their link in front of whoever they can !
      Yeah, certainly do, lol.

      That one just made me smile. Normally it's a chore deleting the massive amount of spam.

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    • Profile picture of the author luckystepho
      I've just gone through the spam on one of my blogs, and had a look at some of the 'comments' they tried to leave;

      'Let's look at your throat' (on a blog about cats!), 'I want to...', 'That's too much!', 'Perhaps...', 'What do you do?', and the irresistable... 'Kendra Wilkinson nude'.

      Hmmm! I'm sure I'm going to publish those...
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      • Profile picture of the author AidanKay
        Originally Posted by Marcus Shaun View Post

        Spammers really get into my nerves but sometimes they make me laugh about the quality they present. I am glad I am able to exercise my power to analyze things with spam.
        "Cheese were almost comprehensive with foot being arm."
        That'd be an interesting spam.. lol.

        Originally Posted by luckystepho View Post

        I've just gone through the spam on one of my blogs, and had a look at some of the 'comments' they tried to leave;

        'Let's look at your throat' (on a blog about cats!), 'I want to...', 'That's too much!', 'Perhaps...', 'What do you do?', and the irresistable... 'Kendra Wilkinson nude'.

        Hmmm! I'm sure I'm going to publish those...
        Exactly. But with all the automated programs out there, they probably don't even know what they're posting to what blogs. By they I ofcorse mean spammers.

        Nice to know they care.. I saw a post here on the WF the other day about how spammers commented on a post that was made in memory to someones loved one. Heartless.

        But anyways..

        Thanks for the comment.

        -Aidan.
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