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15 years ago

Are you my long lost twin?

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TLTheLiberator

15 years ago

Folks have tons of reasons to not do what they're supposed to be doing to move their business forward.

It all ends the same way.

No major profits and it such a shame since we're at the beginning of a golden age for savvy online marketers.

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Roger Smith

15 years ago

I am guilty of only about half of the above steps, could that mean I have a slight chance of success.

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John Burton

15 years ago

Haha - the perfect description of me when I first got into this game about 3/4 years ago.

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Spiderpig

15 years ago

You...Youve described my Internet marketing life in one post...amazing... Oh well better get back to my articles...but first theres this really funny you tube clip my friend told me about....

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Jenb 15 years ago

Hey,
This is completely unfair. I am waiting for the next big product launch that's going to make me a smooth million.....

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15 years ago

That's funny LoL

same here spiderbig, I just to lazy to do a things...

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Lisa Gergets

15 years ago

So I see you were spying on me several months back...

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thebeacon

15 years ago

LOL Awesome... As much as I would hate to admit but this is my routine most of the time.

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by TelegramSam

I wanted to share with you some of the secrets of making ZERO income online.

Firstly, you have to make sure you remain unfocused.

Surprisingly, this isn't that hard to do.

Just remember to have no plan and no direction to go in.

A good tip is to visit this forum a lot and just read and read and read.

This can really help you to get unfocused and think of all sorts of things.

Here's a quick step by step approach to really making ZERO. It actually takes quite a lot of effort to make nothing at all, but a lot of people are very good at it.

Step 1

As soon as you wake up, check your emails.

Step 2

Don't do any exercise and definitely don't eat a healthy breakfast.

Step 3

Vaguely think of all the many different ways to earn money that you read about the day before.

Step 4

Don't write down any ideas at all. Start to do this and you will soon start getting focussed, which is a slippery slope to success. Be careful. Make sure you don't start the ball rolling.

Step 5

Think about all the things you haven't done that really make you feel guilty and make sure you never allow yourself to let go of them.

Step 6

Surf over to your favourite news site, such as the BBC, CNN, FOX etc and see just how bad the world is.

Step 7

Don't go for a nice walk outside in case you start thinking that the world isn't really that bad afterall.

Step 8

Start thinking about all the regulations and rules that you could get yourself into trouble with. This is a good tip on making sure you don't do something. Amazingly good in fact.

Step 9

Get out that notepad and pen and look at it. Then check your emails again and look at the videos that were sent to you.

Step 10

By the way, did you check the sports results for last night? If not make this a priority.

Step 11

Are you taking in enough liquids? Make sure you brew yourself some coffee or have a cup of tea.

Step 12

That reminds me. Make sure you look in your spam folders just in case there is some important email in there.

Step 13

(Thud on the doormat...) Better check the newly arrived mail as that course you are expecting may have arrived.

Step 14

It's not here yet, otherwise you could delve into it. Fear not, there is lots of stuff you can get on with.

Step 15

Better finish off listening to the mp3 recording that you didn't finish yesterday. It's good to clear the decks.

Step 16

Perhaps you should see if there are any other juicy domain names available to add to your collection. You don't want to miss out on something good.

Step 17

Decide whether to buy the .net .org .info or use dashes, as the .com has gone.

Step 18

You better look online to see what people think.

Step 19

Phew!!! Time for lunch. Back soon

I think I can improve this method!

For instance, somewhere around step 6 you will do even better if you turn the TV on in the background. This way if you pause at any time, you have something else to carry you away.

And where are the optional cocktails in step 11? Why not add a little nip of baileys or kahula to that coffee? How about a hot B52?

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Lady_T 15 years ago

This post is awesome and I'm
copying it and printing it as
a swift kick in the butt when
I get sidetracked.

I was such a victim of
16 & 17 - crazy!!

I was forever buying domain names
with no real clue about using them.

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CDarklock

15 years ago

Pfft. Here's my recipe for no money.

1. Get up.
2. Grab bottle of rum and pour a drink.
3. Drink same.
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3.
5. Repeat step 4.
6. Log on to your Twitter account.
7. Repeat step 5.
8. The rest will take care of itself.

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Very funny post title and very useful post. My congratulations!
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15 years ago

More good sarcasm! Thanks.

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thenextlevel

15 years ago

Great Post. A real eye opener for me. It is so easy to become distracted with the millions of different ways to approach IM. Stick with one until success or failure

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JoeJ

15 years ago

I was going to check my emails again until I read this thread.

I am going to try and go a whole hour before I check them :-)

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RobinSkeen

15 years ago

Be sure to check the forums every few minutes just in case someone posts a new thread on the latest thing that will help you make as much as you did yesterday.

Don't forget to play farmville on Facebook for a couple hours. Now go check your e-mail again.

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Emily Meeks 15 years ago

Originally Posted by RobinSkeen

Don't forget to play farmville on Facebook for a couple hours. Now go check your e-mail again.

That's what my boyfriend's brother does ALL the freaking time. (I'm sure I would too, so I'm trying to stay away... last time I blew off productivity for World of Warcraft, I missed out on a thread I was watching. I'm pretty sure I have the gist of it though.)

I'm guilty of more of these things than I'd like to admit. Damn it >.< >
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- CDarklock 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by moneysoapbox
  
  last time I blew off productivity for World of Warcraft
  
  I refuse to even try World of Warcraft. I'd never stop. It would become my life.
  
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Oscar D

15 years ago

That is interesting, how did you know my daily routine?

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Dave Kingston 15 years ago

Sarcasm and irony in 1 post.

Brilliant.
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Kevin Williams

15 years ago

Some days I really could record myself working for hours though - actually working and writing articles - and make zero dollars. So ha!

Good post though

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WikiWarrior

15 years ago

Thank you so much for sharing your secrets. It's about time someone came forward with a step-by-step, no fluff guide on how to add a few zeroes to the bottom line. It's so easy as an internet marketer to get caught up in the hype of setting goals and taking action, when I could be watching all those Youtube 'related' videos and earn a passive income stream of zero, on autopilot. Don't put off for today what you can do tomorrow!

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Pat Blank

15 years ago

Awesome guide.

I'm still waiting for your instructions about what to do after lunch. I'm terrified I might accidentally make a little money then.

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Zeus66

15 years ago

Oh man! COME ON!!! Now EVERYONE will be doing it. Great. Just freaking GREAT.

Seriously, dude. That was supposed to be OUR secret. I can't tell you anything.

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dv8

15 years ago

19 steps, are you kidding me?!?! That's too much work.

Isn't there a pill I could swallow that would help me make no money instead?

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whateverpedia

15 years ago

COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!!!!

This was going to be my very first WSO.

I will be contacting my lawyer to "have a chat" with you shortly. Just as soon as I check my email (again). And then see if I have any new followers on Twitter. then watch the dvd's I bought yesterday, And then stare at the wall for an hour or so, then make a cuppa, then play with the dog, then work out how I'm going to invest the damages I receive from you, then play Solitaire on the PC, then play Solitaire with real cards, then read the newspaper, then read a magazine, then read a book, then....

My lawyer should be in touch with you sometime in 2015.

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mikeyman120 15 years ago

I am the king of procrastination. It took me years to make $1. It get easier after that.

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TheGodfather

15 years ago

*rolling up my sleeves*

Now it's time to show you how to make zero dollars (I hold the world record in laziness):

1. wake up at noon (or any hour after that)

2. Check your email that was sent to you during the few hours that you were asleep

3. Log on to your Facebook account and play some Texas Hold'em

4. Keep saying just one more game and then I'll go work on my site

5. After you finally made your self to get of facebook you log on to your msn, yahoo instant mesenger, skype, gtalk and chat for another 3-4 hours...

6. You open up market samurai, check your keyword and domain rankings

7. You then go back to Facebook, play some mafia wars and chat on one of the above instant messaging services

8. You have a lunch-dinner meal, go watch the new series of the Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy and That 70's Show.

9. Realize how late it is and go to sleep because tomorrow is a school day and you got to listen trough 8 hours of class...

10. Repeat the process once you come home the next day at 4 pm

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Liam Hamer 15 years ago

This made me laugh out loud for real, and I just had to read it to my wife Whilst doing so, I realised that I still actually do quite a few of these things every day, even though my workrate and focus has increased massively in the last few weeks I'm pretty bad with step 17 lately :p Seriously though, this is a great post - eliminating as many of these things as possible gives us all a great chance of success each and every day
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Shana_Adam

15 years ago

he he living the bling lifestyle takes effort and dedication!

Sure you could muster up some effort to justify the opportunity cost of being on facebook - building business assets through being the first person to poke tweet or sashay over to the wine glass icon

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LynnM 15 years ago

2 more steps: Think about listening to that "how to focus" mp3 then forget again. Play online bingo in the hope it will generate some income for the day.

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  Originally Posted by LynnM
  
  2 more steps: Think about listening to that "how to focus" mp3 then forget again. Play online bingo in the hope it will generate some income for the day.
  
  Lynn
  
  even better, listen to a 4 h seminar on organizing, make the whole plan and then go out instead for a few beers and get drunk
  
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MaryT

15 years ago

that's exactly what we used to do all the day long, when we worked in the post office

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AmyBrown

15 years ago

Step 1a: Log on the the WF and post a question that you could have easily found an answer to if you had searched.

Steps 2a - 19a: Return to the WF, read responses and argue with the answers because it's not what you want to hear or doesn't give you a chance to promote your current WSO.

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Liam Hamer

15 years ago

Originally Posted by AmyBrown

Step 1a: Log on the the WF and post a question that you could have easily found an answer to if you had searched.

Steps 2a - 19a: Return to the WF, read responses and argue with the answers because it's not what you want to hear or doesn't give you a chance to promote your current WSO.

I've got to be honest and say this one annoys me a little, especially when it's newbies. I always try and search before I ask a question, so when I see the daily newbie threads like "how can I make money online?" and "Newbie here - what is the quickest way to make $5,000 this month?" getting 50+ replies it can be a little frustrating, especially when my question/thread drops like a stone

I'm sure I'm not the only one that thinks this though. If every newbie spent just one hour searching and reading through threads, they'd have most of their questions answered

This place is a treasure trove of great information.

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15 years ago

Very nice post!

Very effective way to teach people... one more time thank you! You made a great j...
Sorry guys I have to go to watch my special show in TV (LOL...)

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15 years ago

This list is highly amusing, yet sad in a way.

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15 years ago

have you any proof that this blueprint will work for me, these things can so easily be faked!
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KenS

15 years ago

Ok, where'd you put the camera...<looks around>

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nettech

15 years ago

Add Facebook in there and thats all pretty much me...lol

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15 years ago

You should make this into a WSO! hehehehehe

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Kiwigal 15 years ago

Originally Posted by nettech

You should make this into a WSO! hehehehehe

Good idea and call it, "How To Not Make Money While You A Sleeping".
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Originally Posted by nettech

You should make this into a WSO! hehehehehe

If you do a WSO and we inadvertently make money after purchasing it, can we get a refund?

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JBorhez

15 years ago

Nice! I was just in the middle of trying to decide what to work on next:
SEO on my website,
SEO on my other website,
SEO on the other website,
AM for my one website,
AM for my other website,
AM for the other website,
Facebook fan page,
Chris Rempel ebook,
that other eBook,
30 Day Challenge,
backlink submissions,
Haagen-dazs Rocky Road-no wait, I already did do that.

So I decided to check out WF and see what new idea I could add to the list of things to not do!

LOL...thanks for the extremely appropriate reminder!

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Sissy76 15 years ago

How much would it cost to outsource all of this?
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DrewG

15 years ago

LMAO, hilarious. Sounds like 90% of people that get into IM and expect easy money.

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Marcel Hartmann

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Drew Castle

LMAO, hilarious. Sounds like 90% of people that get into IM and expect easy money.

Had I not been lured in with hopes of easy money, I might've never entered the IM world. Now that I'm in, I'm glad I was sold emotionally and love the challenges.

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DrewG

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Marcel Hartmann

Had I not been lured in with hopes of easy money, I might've never entered the IM world. Now that I'm in, I'm glad I was sold emotionally and love the challenges.

True, so very true. Although, people like you and I are the ones that went beyond those hopes of easy money, and rose above that level and didn't give up. We're commendable, and this isn't the case for a lot of people coming into this game.

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Ehanson 15 years ago

This is the sad truth of what happens to many people getting started in IM, I was a similar way when I got started but quickly realized no work= no results. Websites don't just market themselves.
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JBorhez

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Marcel Hartmann

Had I not been lured in with hopes of easy money, I might've never entered the IM world. Now that I'm in, I'm glad I was sold emotionally and love the challenges.

Very well put Marcel!

It's a marathon not a sprint!

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DASHBOY 15 years ago

Sounds like too much hard work for me :rolleyes:

Also check your paypal or clickbank account at least 5 times a day to see how much you haven't made
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Terri LC 15 years ago

Brilliant, I too had to laugh out loud, then I realized, I'm sitting in my office (on a Saturday) cause the laptop at home is too slow - been here since 2, it's now 5 and I've been reading emails and trying to decide which blog to update, should I start a new one, do I ping, digg, stumble, tumblr, promote Gary's new book, make a video, I needed to read that, cause I came to the warrior forum to ask a question about SOKULE, and got side-tracked, yet again. Heading home, try again tomorrow!

Cheers!
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15 years ago

Originally Posted by TelegramSam

I wanted to share with you some of the secrets of making ZERO income online.

Firstly, you have to make sure you remain unfocused.

Surprisingly, this isn't that hard to do.

Just remember to have no plan and no direction to go in.

A good tip is to visit this forum a lot and just read and read and read.

This can really help you to get unfocused and think of all sorts of things.

Here's a quick step by step approach to really making ZERO. It actually takes quite a lot of effort to make nothing at all, but a lot of people are very good at it.

Step 1

As soon as you wake up, check your emails.

Step 2

Don't do any exercise and definitely don't eat a healthy breakfast.

Step 3

Vaguely think of all the many different ways to earn money that you read about the day before.

Step 4

Don't write down any ideas at all. Start to do this and you will soon start getting focussed, which is a slippery slope to success. Be careful. Make sure you don't start the ball rolling.

Step 5

Think about all the things you haven't done that really make you feel guilty and make sure you never allow yourself to let go of them.

Step 6

Surf over to your favourite news site, such as the BBC, CNN, FOX etc and see just how bad the world is.

Step 7

Don't go for a nice walk outside in case you start thinking that the world isn't really that bad afterall.

Step 8

Start thinking about all the regulations and rules that you could get yourself into trouble with. This is a good tip on making sure you don't do something. Amazingly good in fact.

Step 9

Get out that notepad and pen and look at it. Then check your emails again and look at the videos that were sent to you.

Step 10

By the way, did you check the sports results for last night? If not make this a priority.

Step 11

Are you taking in enough liquids? Make sure you brew yourself some coffee or have a cup of tea.

Step 12

That reminds me. Make sure you look in your spam folders just in case there is some important email in there.

Step 13

(Thud on the doormat...) Better check the newly arrived mail as that course you are expecting may have arrived.

Step 14

It's not here yet, otherwise you could delve into it. Fear not, there is lots of stuff you can get on with.

Step 15

Better finish off listening to the mp3 recording that you didn't finish yesterday. It's good to clear the decks.

Step 16

Perhaps you should see if there are any other juicy domain names available to add to your collection. You don't want to miss out on something good.

Step 17

Decide whether to buy the .net .org .info or use dashes, as the .com has gone.

Step 18

You better look online to see what people think.

Step 19

Phew!!! Time for lunch. Back soon

Somewhere between 1 and 6 you forgot to include "Make plans to invest/spend all the money I won't be making today."

This is a very important step and I'm really a little embarrassed for you that it was left out!

Such an important step, and not even a mention, I'm really not sure what to say except...

GREAT THREAD!!!

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Marcel Hartmann

15 years ago

Video proof, please.

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15 years ago

^ yeah, video proof of earnings or screenshots plzz :-D

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Jag82

15 years ago

Fantastic guide. Straight from the hip!

I like the "reverse-psychology" spin you put to this.

A sure-fire guide to fail! I wish I've read this when I first started!

Originally Posted by TelegramSam

I wanted to share with you some of the secrets of making ZERO income online.

Firstly, you have to make sure you remain unfocused.

Surprisingly, this isn't that hard to do.

Just remember to have no plan and no direction to go in.

A good tip is to visit this forum a lot and just read and read and read.

This can really help you to get unfocused and think of all sorts of things.

Here's a quick step by step approach to really making ZERO. It actually takes quite a lot of effort to make nothing at all, but a lot of people are very good at it.

Step 1

As soon as you wake up, check your emails.

Step 2

Don't do any exercise and definitely don't eat a healthy breakfast.

Step 3

Vaguely think of all the many different ways to earn money that you read about the day before.

Step 4

Don't write down any ideas at all. Start to do this and you will soon start getting focussed, which is a slippery slope to success. Be careful. Make sure you don't start the ball rolling.

Step 5

Think about all the things you haven't done that really make you feel guilty and make sure you never allow yourself to let go of them.

Step 6

Surf over to your favourite news site, such as the BBC, CNN, FOX etc and see just how bad the world is.

Step 7

Don't go for a nice walk outside in case you start thinking that the world isn't really that bad afterall.

Step 8

Start thinking about all the regulations and rules that you could get yourself into trouble with. This is a good tip on making sure you don't do something. Amazingly good in fact.

Step 9

Get out that notepad and pen and look at it. Then check your emails again and look at the videos that were sent to you.

Step 10

By the way, did you check the sports results for last night? If not make this a priority.

Step 11

Are you taking in enough liquids? Make sure you brew yourself some coffee or have a cup of tea.

Step 12

That reminds me. Make sure you look in your spam folders just in case there is some important email in there.

Step 13

(Thud on the doormat...) Better check the newly arrived mail as that course you are expecting may have arrived.

Step 14

It's not here yet, otherwise you could delve into it. Fear not, there is lots of stuff you can get on with.

Step 15

Better finish off listening to the mp3 recording that you didn't finish yesterday. It's good to clear the decks.

Step 16

Perhaps you should see if there are any other juicy domain names available to add to your collection. You don't want to miss out on something good.

Step 17

Decide whether to buy the .net .org .info or use dashes, as the .com has gone.

Step 18

You better look online to see what people think.

Step 19

Phew!!! Time for lunch. Back soon

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Charann Miller

15 years ago

Originally Posted by TelegramSam

I wanted to share with you some of the secrets of making ZERO income online.

Firstly, you have to make sure you remain unfocused.

Surprisingly, this isn't that hard to do.

Just remember to have no plan and no direction to go in.

A good tip is to visit this forum a lot and just read and read and read.

This can really help you to get unfocused and think of all sorts of things.

Here's a quick step by step approach to really making ZERO. It actually takes quite a lot of effort to make nothing at all, but a lot of people are very good at it.

Step 1

As soon as you wake up, check your emails.

Step 2

Don't do any exercise and definitely don't eat a healthy breakfast.

Step 3

Vaguely think of all the many different ways to earn money that you read about the day before.

Step 4

Don't write down any ideas at all. Start to do this and you will soon start getting focussed, which is a slippery slope to success. Be careful. Make sure you don't start the ball rolling.

Step 5

Think about all the things you haven't done that really make you feel guilty and make sure you never allow yourself to let go of them.

Step 6

Surf over to your favourite news site, such as the BBC, CNN, FOX etc and see just how bad the world is.

Step 7

Don't go for a nice walk outside in case you start thinking that the world isn't really that bad afterall.

Step 8

Start thinking about all the regulations and rules that you could get yourself into trouble with. This is a good tip on making sure you don't do something. Amazingly good in fact.

Step 9

Get out that notepad and pen and look at it. Then check your emails again and look at the videos that were sent to you.

Step 10

By the way, did you check the sports results for last night? If not make this a priority.

Step 11

Are you taking in enough liquids? Make sure you brew yourself some coffee or have a cup of tea.

Step 12

That reminds me. Make sure you look in your spam folders just in case there is some important email in there.

Step 13

(Thud on the doormat...) Better check the newly arrived mail as that course you are expecting may have arrived.

Step 14

It's not here yet, otherwise you could delve into it. Fear not, there is lots of stuff you can get on with.

Step 15

Better finish off listening to the mp3 recording that you didn't finish yesterday. It's good to clear the decks.

Step 16

Perhaps you should see if there are any other juicy domain names available to add to your collection. You don't want to miss out on something good.

Step 17

Decide whether to buy the .net .org .info or use dashes, as the .com has gone.

Step 18

You better look online to see what people think.

Step 19

Phew!!! Time for lunch. Back soon

Hahahaha, you've struck a chord because there's a little bit of all of us in there.

Imagine if we logged our time I'm sure we'd discover what our biggest time wasters were.

Agree with you on the steps to earning zero dollars, lack of focus can be one of the biggest deal breakers when it comes to any kind of success.

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Sumit Menon

15 years ago

Step 20

Read TelegramSam's thread names "Watch over my shoulder as I make zero $$$'s today" multiple times.

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MikeWalker

15 years ago

My Mother-in-law wants us to install a web cam so that she can see her grandchildren.

Holy crap! She'll be able to see me checking my emails every 15 minutes.

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Kustom

15 years ago

This thread is quality. Respect to the OP.

Kustom.

*******************

HOWEVER: I've shortened it to a TWO STEP (maximum) process:

1) Don't start / or Do Quit / or Stop.

2) Try to please everybody.

If you do any of the above, you will FAIL.

Have a nice day,
Kustom

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patJ

15 years ago

Hilarious. That was me for the first 3 months of my IM career. Sadly, i started to focus on one thing at a time and now i'm not very successful at making $0 / day any more.. oh well.

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opportunites

15 years ago

The best thread I never see in the warrior Forum!

Perfect blueprint to success in this industry... (LOL)

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Steadyon

15 years ago

Originally Posted by TelegramSam

I wanted to share with you some of the secrets of making ZERO income online.

Firstly, you have to make sure you remain unfocused.

Surprisingly, this isn't that hard to do.

Just remember to have no plan and no direction to go in.

A good tip is to visit this forum a lot and just read and read and read.

This can really help you to get unfocused and think of all sorts of things.

Here's a quick step by step approach to really making ZERO. It actually takes quite a lot of effort to make nothing at all, but a lot of people are very good at it.

Step 1

As soon as you wake up, check your emails.

Step 2

Don't do any exercise and definitely don't eat a healthy breakfast.

Step 3

Vaguely think of all the many different ways to earn money that you read about the day before.

Step 4

Don't write down any ideas at all. Start to do this and you will soon start getting focussed, which is a slippery slope to success. Be careful. Make sure you don't start the ball rolling.

Step 5

Think about all the things you haven't done that really make you feel guilty and make sure you never allow yourself to let go of them.

Step 6

Surf over to your favourite news site, such as the BBC, CNN, FOX etc and see just how bad the world is.

Step 7

Don't go for a nice walk outside in case you start thinking that the world isn't really that bad afterall.

Step 8

Start thinking about all the regulations and rules that you could get yourself into trouble with. This is a good tip on making sure you don't do something. Amazingly good in fact.

Step 9

Get out that notepad and pen and look at it. Then check your emails again and look at the videos that were sent to you.

Step 10

By the way, did you check the sports results for last night? If not make this a priority.

Step 11

Are you taking in enough liquids? Make sure you brew yourself some coffee or have a cup of tea.

Step 12

That reminds me. Make sure you look in your spam folders just in case there is some important email in there.

Step 13

(Thud on the doormat...) Better check the newly arrived mail as that course you are expecting may have arrived.

Step 14

It's not here yet, otherwise you could delve into it. Fear not, there is lots of stuff you can get on with.

Step 15

Better finish off listening to the mp3 recording that you didn't finish yesterday. It's good to clear the decks.

Step 16

Perhaps you should see if there are any other juicy domain names available to add to your collection. You don't want to miss out on something good.

Step 17

Decide whether to buy the .net .org .info or use dashes, as the .com has gone.

Step 18

You better look online to see what people think.

Step 19

Phew!!! Time for lunch. Back soon

Well done Sam on what you managed to do before lunch.

It usually takes me all day to do that much!!!

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MikeWalker

15 years ago

I think this is a really clever opening post.

It actually makes you think and realise just how much time a lot of us proabbaly waste each day.

Cheers

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Andrea Brown

15 years ago

This post is classic! (:
...can't say I haven't had a day or two like this.

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FriendlyRob

15 years ago

I can't believe you are not charging for that information.

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Shana_Adam

15 years ago

You forgot to record the live webinar and charge $$$ for that!

he he - these social sites should pay people for wasting their time. Instead of giving the user a nice experience it takes you half the day trying to work out how to use the site.