Yesterday, someone signed up to my email newsletter. It is a standard newsletter, sent through Aweber. You just enter your name and email address into an opt in form, confirm your subscription, and receive emails.
After about 15 hours on the list, and receiving nothing but the "Welcome" email, he send me an email saying that he is "unable to download the products he has paid for", and that he will "report me to PayPal to get a refund".
What do you do with a clown like this? I actually took him seriously, and asked him to forward his receipt and I would look into it.
It was tempting to tell him that if he was prepared to send me the money for an all-expenses paid trip to whatever part of the world he lives in, plus cover my time and add a little bit for spending money, I would come and deliver the cheque for $0 personally to him.
Has anybody else seen anything like this?