Check out this refund request, tell me what you think..

Now that's funny!

haha that's awesome.

my refund policy is pretty simple.. the thing is, you can't really deny any refund because all the have to do is file a paypal claim which 99% of the time the buyer will win. I say I don't mind refunds but don't ask for arefund 2seconds after you purchase it.

I don't mind when someone emails me and asks for a refund.. but the 2 I can't stand is 1) when someone files a unauthorized claim or some sort of claim without conacting me first or 2) when someones refund reason is just ridiculous...like in this case.

Now I don't care who you are,
THAT'S FUNNY!!

Ha Ha.. I love it

lol ... good one. I like it.

LEGEND!!!!

This is sure funny and will actually make the customer to think again about his request.

Let me get this straight Jackbgd , you are running some form of business on the internet, Im not sure which and what you are doing exactly, but I assume that is the case for you to be on this forum my friend.

The best answer you can come up with to the op is to tell his customer off by swearing at him and calling him a retard ( with derogatory overtones)

I came across this thread as one of many that I have checked out since using this forum as I too have had this problem more than once, and admittedly been on the refunders side of the fence too, although not for anywhere near the reasons mentioned by the op.

Here is my take on this situation.

We, in whatever form we choose are internet marketers, by very definition and through the landscape that is the internet, we essentially sell information, that is provided digitally more often than not.

We go into this (or should) with eyes wide open to both the trials and tribulations as well as the unbelievable opportunities this affords us.

We are forever hearing about how it has never been easier to start and run a business with little or no overhead, this had been fantastic for me and many others, as I have also run very successful offline businesses where the capital to start up can run into the 10's and or hundreds of thousands of dollars.

The trade off their is if people dont like our products or services they have to physically return them for us to "resell" them to people who do want them. Most retail stores i know the world over do that without question, its the "cost of doing business"

As annoying as it is, especially as we have poured our heart and soul into developing any given product, we both deserve to be treated no differently by our customers and provide the same level of service if the internet marketing community is to be taken seriously by the world at large.

As long as we provide our information products digitally, this will always unfortunately continue, both genuinely and fraudulently.

The key as I see it is to make our information "unreturnable" and by that I mean so good that a customer sees no reason to return it because they consider it gold !!

Fraudulent and freebie seekers will always do this no matter what, any of us who have spent more than 5 minutes in this industry know the following...

1. Customers will refund a digital product because they can

2. Affiliates will buy through their own link ( sometimes )

3. This wont change ( in the near future anyway )

4. If someone can create a software to "take back" a product from a customers hard drive after a refund they will be filthy stinking rich.

If we want our industry to be taken seriously by the world at large we as product owners / developers have to accept all of the above as "the cost of doing business"

....as annoying as that is.


Finally Jackbgd,

If you owned a store and either I or my sweet, never hurt a fly mentally handicapped sister bought a product from you that I didnt like, need, want or could otherwise afford and I asked you for a refund, and your response was....

Just tell him to go f himself... retard.

Quite honestly,


I WOULD KNOCK YOU THE " F " OUT !!!

Regards

Scott Allan

Wow. That's a genuinely scary reply.