Frank Kern's Christmas Message

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E-mail from Frank Kern

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If the FTC sent Christmas cards, here's what they might say:

Merry Christmas*

* Results not typical. Average Christmas participant experiences 1.39 hours of actual merriment.

Of course other lawyers might recommend the card say:

"Happy non-denominational period of celebration."

Regardless of how you're supposed to say it, here's my version:

Merry Christmas! I hope you and your family and friends have a great time.

I really appreciate the fact that you're my subscriber, and if you're a customer then I really REALLY appreciate it!

Thanks for making 2009 a great year. Let's work together and make 2010 an even better one.

Talk soon,
Frank
#christmas #frank kern #message
  • Profile picture of the author Benjamin Ehinger
    I like it. I think our country has become so PC and sensitive that it makes me absolutely sick. I am glad someone has said it other than me.
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  • Profile picture of the author joetheseo
    Awesome!! haha.. Frank has taught me so much, it's good to hear from him!
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  • Profile picture of the author JEL0221
    Originally Posted by WealthWithin View Post

    E-mail from Frank Kern

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    If the FTC sent Christmas cards, here's what they might say:

    Merry Christmas*

    * Results not typical. Average Christmas participant experiences 1.39 hours of actual merriment.

    Of course other lawyers might recommend the card say:

    "Happy non-denominational period of celebration."

    Regardless of how you're supposed to say it, here's my version:

    Merry Christmas! I hope you and your family and friends have a great time.

    I really appreciate the fact that you're my subscriber, and if you're a customer then I really REALLY appreciate it!

    Thanks for making 2009 a great year. Let's work together and make 2010 an even better one.

    Talk soon,
    Frank
    I hope I experience a little more merriment than 1.39 hours Christmas Day
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  • Profile picture of the author Rick Ostler
    Ya Frank Kern is the best! Anyone purchased his mass control product?
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  • Profile picture of the author ilagan_grace
    Merry Christmas everyone. Enjoy the holiday season and spread the love.
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  • Profile picture of the author darrin_cooper
    I think that was stupid. It makes a mockery of what the FTC of the point that's trying to be put across. Bottom line is there is an issue that needs to be addressed with marketers, particularly "ONLINE". And it has to deal with Truth-In-Advertising.

    It's easy to say, obviously, that not "everyone" is at fault. Regardless, there is an issue, and it's deeper than "not meeting "typical" results.

    Bottom line, when you are selling something you need to first ask yourself,

    Would you sell this to your mother/father?
    And would your mother/father benefit from it like you have?


    Because hell, I don't see anyone selling anything to Santa Claus.....
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  • Profile picture of the author Loren Woirhaye
    If people want to know what F.K. wants to say they
    can subscribe to his emails.

    I consider threads of this nature to be the work of
    shills.
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  • Profile picture of the author J Bold
    So is this now the depository for Frank Kern's emails? Please spare us next time...

    edit: Although, it was a bit funny...
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    I loved Frank's Christmas present so much. I only paid $9 for shipping and learned so much!! The Hidden Secrets to Media Buys and Core Influence helped me with my product launches big time! (I'll take $1200 grand my week with no list any week! :-) -Ruth
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