Funniest Spam Blog Comments

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Hey,

I get dozens of strange spam comments submitted to my blogs every day. However I found todays one very amusing:

It's almost 2010. I can't believe it!!! I love this site. With all those knuckle heads shooting their guns into the air you need <a href="http://www.bluedefense.com/body-armor/" rel="nofollow">bullet proof vests</a>
Anyone else like to share any crazy-ass blog comments they have received
#blog #comments #funniest #spam
  • Profile picture of the author Mark Brian
    That's quite creative :d
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  • Profile picture of the author smashedpumpkins
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    • Profile picture of the author zcx
      It seems to have stopped now, but for a while I was getting truly bizarre nonsense comments like "Over the blue auto five houses and mixer <a href="http://theirsite.com">keyword</a> overture". :-)
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    On a blog post about the struggles I had in MLM and how to you can change those struggles to success. Totally offtopic but I accepted his post just because it is that long and irrelevant, I will remove it though when the humour runs out might write a blog post on it hehe.
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  • Profile picture of the author hersk
    that's funny lol
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    • Profile picture of the author sirtom
      I usually get the "viagra" spam comments, or ones like "Post good I love reading your blog here I come back every day and always learn something new!".

      I reject those, of course. But ya know what? I recently got one that simply said "Nice post". And it put me off guard so I accepted it.

      See? That's all I wanted..
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  • Profile picture of the author Tinkerbell
    I check email for my blog SPAM notifications (I delete every one) because someone out there sends me a new joke in their spam posts almost every day. Today's joke?

    Where's the one-handed man shop? At a second-hand store.

    Goofy, I know.

    I'm thinking of compiling them all into a single "joke book" document and giving them away - Canned Spam: Stinker-Of-The-Day, PDF, free for the taking. Haha.

    Tina
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  • Profile picture of the author raj5
    funny, lol
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  • Profile picture of the author ladykaya
    We can't avoid spammers as well as they can spam they written non sense comment and I hope someday they found a tools that can stop spammers.
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    • Profile picture of the author PatriciaJ
      The ones that say they have learned something new about the topic yet they have a website about that same topic in their sig make me laugh, but the following that was left on my WP article directory left me bemused.

      'I esteem the useful knowledge you suggest in your post. I will bookmark your blog and have my baby check up here often. I am rather sure they will read a huge of new stuff here than anybody else!'

      The article was about French food and that must be a clever baby
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