Please Help Me Make Money Online...

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Dear Warriors

I would like a cheap and easy way to make several thousand dollars a week online.

I've just started in this game, and I've been told by lots of people that it's really easy to make dosh on t'internet, and I'm demanding that you lot on here help me. After all, you don't have anything better to do...

Yeah I know there is a search button up there at the top of the forum, but what's the fun in using that when I can just ask the same question that's asked several times a day. It's fun to see the different responses that everyone gives...

BTW I don't want to have to do much work at this here internet thingy, I've been told I can be up and running with my own website within a matter of minutes. I know it's true cos it said so on that sales page I bought my last ebook from. plus it had pictures of big houses, sports cars and computers vomiting money, so I know they must be doing really well..

Anyway feel free to drop whatever your doing and tell me exactly what I need to do to make all this money, I know you'll be happy to help me out

Cheers
Kim
#make #money #online
  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    Hi Kim,

    Always happy to help.

    A lot of the so-called "gurus" are going to be mad at me for sharing this. Yes, I truly believe all of the "gurus" follow me very closely.

    Here's what you do.

    Keep buying as many e-books that promise easy money as you can.

    Don't worry about how much they cost. Just buy them.

    Don't read any of them. And if you accidentally do happen to read something in one of them, for gosh sakes DON'T apply any of the information.

    You are sure to find success.

    - - - - - - - - - -

    ADVANCED METHOD - EXPERTS ONLY

    The final step is to give up then complain about how everybody online are nothing but scammers!

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    Thanks again for asking.

    All the best,
    Michael
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    • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
      Hi Kim,

      You need to click on every link in my sig and then be prepared to sign up for all my lists so I can send you offers from all the other IMers I have signed up with.

      This means you'll need a credit card and a PayPal account.

      I'll need you to start buying my cheap products and stay hooked until either you've gone to my $5997 bootcamp, or you're out of money.

      Please notice that nowhere have I said you will need to do any work.

      The only work you will be required to do will be at your day job so you don't get fired and can continue to pay your credit cards off while you add to the balances buying my sh!t.

      PM me for details...

      KJ

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    • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
      Originally Posted by Michael Oksa View Post


      Don't read any of them. And if you accidentally do happen to read something in one of them, for gosh sakes DON'T apply any of the information.
      Which reminds me of this great wisdom of Calvin's


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    • Profile picture of the author jaiganeshv
      Originally Posted by Michael Oksa View Post

      Hi Kim,

      Always happy to help.

      A lot of the so-called "gurus" are going to be mad at me for sharing this. Yes, I truly believe all of the "gurus" follow me very closely.

      Here's what you do.

      Keep buying as many e-books that promise easy money as you can.

      Don't worry about how much they cost. Just buy them.

      Don't read any of them. And if you accidentally do happen to read something in one of them, for gosh sakes DON'T apply any of the information.

      You are sure to find success.

      - - - - - - - - - -

      ADVANCED METHOD - EXPERTS ONLY

      The final step is to give up then complain about how everybody online are nothing but scammers!

      - - - - - - - - - -

      Thanks again for asking.

      All the best,
      Michael
      sarcasm meant here?
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      • Profile picture of the author kswr123
        Originally Posted by jaiganeshv View Post

        sarcasm meant here?
        Mmm... learning fast you are... my young padewan
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  • Profile picture of the author Bev Clement
    Kim,

    Michael almost gave away the big secret ...

    Keep buying these books as he said, but the big secret is





























    you will keep making the sellers rich
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  • Profile picture of the author Neil Morgan
    Hey Kim

    Welcome to the WF.

    Don't forget to pop back in a couple of months and post your...

    "Made No Money - I'm Outta Here"

    ...message.

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  • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
    I think the thing for a lot of people is that they come into this with a completely different mentality: a job.

    For a familiar example, let's say they work in fast food. They go to work. Their manager tells them to flip these burgers, cook these fries, push this button for soft drinks, push this button for milkshakes, etc. They do all that and they get a check on Friday.

    Now, they come into Internet marketing. The basics are to find or create a product and promote it. Probably every system or course is a way of describing that process. But, they are on their own for selecting a product.

    It's like sending them into an empty kitchen at a fast food place. They know there are hungry customers waiting, but they have no specifics on what they want or how to let them know they have it.

    I think that's where people get stuck. Plans, systems and courses may promise them a "step-by-step" guide, but their idea of "step-by-step" and the seller's idea of "step-by-step" are entirely different things. The seller is showing them how to run a fast food joint, but the buyer is expecting to be shown whether to cook hamburgers or steak.
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  • Profile picture of the author globalpro
    Kim,

    I have made millions online, but will take time to help you. I don't have a website or hosting at the moment, as I had to come up with the rent for this month. I will get my site back up next month.

    In the meantime, I am willing to take you on as a coaching client and show you how it's done. PM for my mailing address so you can send me a retainer to get started. I think $1000 should do it.

    My PayPal account got shut down for making too many refund requests. They said something about being a serial refunder.

    Anyway, look forward to working with you. Oh, and ignore my post count, I only post for the important stuff.

    Thanks,

    John

    PS Couldn't resist, since you started this.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kim Standerline
    Hmm

    No one has actually given me any real secrets yet

    Your just a load of scammers, you must be cos you didn't make me any money yet!
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    • Profile picture of the author Elle Holder
      Originally Posted by Kim Standerline View Post

      Hmm

      No one has actually given me any real secrets yet

      Your just a load of scammers, you must be cos you didn't make me any money yet!
      Then you must start a new thread and ask the exact same question. Just word it a little differently. No one here will be smart enough to figure out what you're doing.

      This way, you'll get a whole new batch of answers. If you're lucky, you just might like one of them.

      If not, rinse and repeat. Maybe the third time will be the charm.
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    • Profile picture of the author Charann Miller
      Originally Posted by Kim Standerline View Post

      Hmm

      No one has actually given me any real secrets yet

      Your just a load of scammers, you must be cos you didn't make me any money yet!

      It's been nearly 24 hours and no money yet?, why is this internet thing not working!

      PS - where is the button that I push for all of the cash to magically poor out of my computer like an unstoppable ATM machine?, hehehe.
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    • Profile picture of the author AndrewCavanagh
      Originally Posted by Kim Standerline View Post

      Hmm

      No one has actually given me any real secrets yet

      Your just a load of scammers, you must be cos you didn't make me any money yet!

      Kim how could you say that!!?

      Several people told you to buy all their ebooks.

      You should go back and read those posts again.
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  • Profile picture of the author Terri LC
    Kim,

    I say forget the gurus and just ask the newbies. I'm coming out with anew eBook next week for $77.77 that you'll love - It will show you all my secrets about how I've been making a killing with ShamWow! This is super easy stuff. Don't need a website, or have to push any buttons, just scrolling!!! The investment is worth it! I'll PM ya!

    Terri
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  • Profile picture of the author askloz
    ROTFLMAO, I love the British sense of humor, not sure if the US Peeps got it though.

    Originally Posted by Kim Standerline View Post

    Dear Warriors

    I would like a cheap and easy way to make several thousand dollars a week online.

    I've just started in this game, and I've been told by lots of people that it's really easy to make dosh on t'internet, and I'm demanding that you lot on here help me. After all, you don't have anything better to do...

    Yeah I know there is a search button up there at the top of the forum, but what's the fun in using that when I can just ask the same question that's asked several times a day. It's fun to see the different responses that everyone gives...

    BTW I don't want to have to do much work at this here internet thingy, I've been told I can be up and running with my own website within a matter of minutes. I know it's true cos it said so on that sales page I bought my last ebook from. plus it had pictures of big houses, sports cars and computers vomiting money, so I know they must be doing really well..

    Anyway feel free to drop whatever your doing and tell me exactly what I need to do to make all this money, I know you'll be happy to help me out

    Cheers
    Kim
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  • Profile picture of the author Kenster
    Sarcasm permeating this thread...i like it.

    I will sweeten the coaching deal that John made...how bout $800 retainer. Ive had similar problems with paypal and dont worry that I just joined earlier this month...I've been doing this for years and am making $1 mil per day...sometimes a little less

    hehe
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    • Profile picture of the author askloz
      but then you found out that when you were living in india, all the payments got reversed.. ROTLFMAO (that would explain the "sometimes little less")

      Originally Posted by Kenster View Post

      Sarcasm permeating this thread...i like it.

      I will sweeten the coaching deal that John made...how bout $800 retainer. Ive had similar problems with paypal and dont worry that I just joined earlier this month...I've been doing this for years and am making $1 mil per day...sometimes a little less

      hehe
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    • Profile picture of the author Mickey Janzen
      Hi Kim,

      I'll be glad to assist you in making money online. In fact, once I return from my 4 week vacation in the Bahamas, I'll show you the method I use to make my million per month!

      All you need is $4.95 to get started. After your 2 day trial you'll be billed $495
      each month. Don't worry, you'll be making a bloody fortune within a few days
      of using my method.

      All I need from you is your credit card number, phone number, email and mailing address.

      As a bonus, you'll receive a 10% discount if you provide 10 of your friends
      email addresses. You'll get an additional bonus if give me your friends'
      credit card numbers, too!

      This is a limited time offer, so act now before this post self-destructs.


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      • Profile picture of the author Emily Meeks
        Hi Kim,

        You found me! I am the honest one - unlike all those GURUS out there.

        I just released this hot new product that will show you how to make $10,000 by the end of this week! You won't need to spend much time on it, in fact it's better if you're unmotivated! You don't have to lift a finger! In just a few clicks of a mouse, you can fire your boss and go to Hawaii and get that Lamborghini all before breakfast!

        If you act RIGHT NOW you can have the life of your dreams for just $97.

        Hurry before I raise the price at midnight!







        (ALSO, if you opt in to this $297 value course, I'll show you this super-top secret method to make money just by promoting this course! Tell your friends, and they'll tell their friends...)
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    • Profile picture of the author lorenfisher
      Here is my simple 3 step system to making money online.

      1. affiliate marketing or PPC
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      3. PROFIT
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    • Profile picture of the author globalpro
      OK,

      Now he's done it...

      Originally Posted by Kenster View Post

      Sarcasm permeating this thread...i like it.

      I will sweeten the coaching deal that John made...how bout $800 retainer. Ive had similar problems with paypal and dont worry that I just joined earlier this month...I've been doing this for years and am making $1 mil per day...sometimes a little less

      hehe
      I am going to offer you a "SPECIAL DISCOUNT" if you "ACT NOW"...

      I am going to give YOU a $1 10 minute trial with a forced hidden continuity of ONLY $699 per month...

      BUT WAIT!!!! I AM NOT DONE...

      I am going to throw in my latest report of how I went from $0 to $1 Million per day while sleeping and playing online games.

      YEP, you guess it. It's called "How I Went from $0 to $1 Million Per Day While Sleeping and Playing Online Games". It's a NEVER BEEN RELEASED report that reveals the Secrets I used to do absolutely nothing and RAKE IN BIG BUCKS.

      So Don't Delay. Act Now!!

      Let the Bonus Wars begin.

      Thanks,

      John
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  • Profile picture of the author jennypitts
    I'll help you make money... For only $999.99 I have a secret method for success and you will be earning thousands a week. This really, really, really works. I can even show you a pic with my new Bentley! It was featured at Foxnews! We even have a 30 sec spot on the SuperBowl...
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  • Profile picture of the author Gary King
    Originally Posted by Kim Standerline View Post

    Dear Warriors

    I would like a cheap and easy way to make several thousand dollars a week online.
    Cheers
    Kim
    Kim,

    I'm really, really sorry. I would *truly* like to help you out.

    HOWEVER, I currently don't have any offerings that make those tiny amounts.

    If you had any real goals for profit making, I could certainly get you to give up whatever you have in your bank account, max your credit cards (and get more to do the same with), have you borrow from friends and family, etc. until you were a complete financial mess, but....

    If you only want to make a few thousand per week, I'm afraid you'll have to keep searching. Best of luck.

    Gary
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  • Profile picture of the author WD Mino
    Hi Kim,

    I did not realize you were crying for help I was too busy playing in my football field sized swimming pool in my limousine.

    No you Can't make any money online I make it all but I can let you have access to my all secret surprise for a measly 999.99 in that surprise you will be amazed at the quantity of cr@p i give you and the awe inspiring paths I send you down but when you need to come back for a refund you will discover why it is called the Surprise package oh uh Surprise!
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  • Profile picture of the author :FANG:
    Kim
    Here is a sure fire way to make money online
    Offer something of little or no value
    Say a Starbucks gift card to any newbie
    Celebrating oh anything be creative

    Prerequisites being that they the newbie hasn't made dime one on the internet
    And has less than 5 posts and they show an interest in your offer

    Then sit back and watch the offers start pouring in to both you and the
    Newbie you decide is most worthy of receiving these perks and or assistance
    P.S.
    Love the Sunday night sarcastic levity

    Disclaimer
    I hope this forum is open to all seeking information on IM and not just a small circle
    Of friends it's not my intention to step on any toes or otherwise harm or defame anyone
    For any reason
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  • Profile picture of the author mikkosant
    Make sure to never actually do any work. This will just lead to failure. Most people give up in this business once they do work. If you never do any work, then you can't fail. Simple as that.

    Real IM'ers buy ebooks day after day. That is a great business model for people hoping to make it big in the forum. Eventually, you'll know just about everything regarding internet marketing. By then, you should have made it big on the forums. You'll probably have thousands of posts and lots of thanks.That's all that really matters anyway. Also, make sure to start a blog where you tell other people how to make money online. This is key here. You see, people trust those who don't actually make money online. Most people think people that do make money are scammers, so you will really have the upper hand here.

    Oh, and make sure to optin to every list you can find.You don't want to miss out on any big launches ya know.
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  • Profile picture of the author globalpro
    OK,

    So we can get it all in here...

    "Great thread. Good stuff."

    Got to have a one liner, right?

    Thanks,

    John
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  • Profile picture of the author mlord10
    Procrastinate by reading emails for three hours each day. If you read enough you will find the "magic formula" that will make you a fortune. Forget about actually testing anything, in fact that is for losers. You are on all of these "gurus" lists, and trust me they have all of the answers, I mean I am sure they have used every product they promote right???

    Next, I want you to find an affiliate offer and try to show other people how to make money online, even though you have never done it yourself. All you have to do is pay for 10,000 website visitors to your website for $9.95 and you will make millions, it is easy!

    Go spam some people on Craigslist. At the bottom of the ad it will say "it is NOT OK to contact this poster about other products and services." Just ignore this, I mean I am sure that people who are using mass auto-posting software and using extremely untargeted advertising are making $100,000 a day!

    After you find out that IT IS NOT EASY TO MAKE MONEY ONLINE then start testing things yourself, or lessen the learning curve by listening to people who have actually done it!
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Miss Kim

      Thank you for the kind advice.

      I did use search but it is not good becuase signature does not show when I search and then people can't buy all my secrets. I did have a job but manager said I was too lazy to work and fired me. I need only $23,753 by next friday. Will this work for me? I can work for 25 minutes every single day.
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  • Profile picture of the author globalpro
    OK,

    I almost forgot to comply with the new FTC rules, so here goes...

    =============================================

    WARNING!!!! All, some or none of the claims I have made may or not be true. It's late and I am tired, so I can't be sure. Also, I am old and I get confused at times. At the same time it's important that you don't attempt to do this at home. I am a trained professional and your results may or may not be the same. Not entirely sure how that works.

    If for some reason you fail to make any money, it's not my fault. I will have made money, so I guess as long as one of us does, that's what really counts.

    Also, no animals were harmed in the making of this product. I thought it important to note this, as it helps makes people feel better in dealing with me.

    Last thing. My privacy policy is that I value my privacy, so I can only use a fake name, throwaway email address, etc. The phone company turned my phone off, so no number is available.

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    OK, I am off to bed. Look forward to your check... I mean working with you.

    Thanks,

    John
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  • Thanks guys, I'm sure to succeed with all this great feedback.

    ps.

    if anyone has a report that will not help me at an overpriced amount send it my way so I can stick it in a folder, not read it then make a thread tomorrow with my IM doesn't work case study, thanks.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joe Benjamin
    Sure, I'll help you out kim...

    Who am I?

    Glad you asked, because I'm actually not qualified to give you
    an answer, I figured that I should boost my post count so my
    siggy can get more looks and clicktrhoughs according to the
    last ebook I read.

    I dont' really know what I'm talking about, and I can't validate
    and give a thoughtful opinion based on solid research, facts,
    and my own personal experinece.

    In fact, I know I don't qualify to answer your question because
    I just want to give my two cents. Unfortuantly, those pennies
    are a little rusty at the moment - but you would never know it
    until you naively try to use my bad information and get bad results.

    But who's fault is it really for misinformation?

    Is it mines for giving it, or are you equally guilty for taking what
    I just shared with you at face value out of desperation?

    Would it help if you did your own research, took my answer
    into consideration, but put more weight on someone who you
    know has a proven track record of success and create a solution
    for yourself?

    Maybe, instead of taking my advice, you'd learn that in business
    not to be too guilable and perform due diligence to make a solid
    choice for yourself.

    Eh, what do I know, I'm just a messenger.
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  • Kim,

    Think you'll love this thread here:

    16-Step Guide to Doing Nothing and Earning Money Online

    Don't think it'll be cheap though, so you'd better prepare an unlimited budget. Well, maybe you can cut down costs by automating things which can be automated just like what McDonald's did to reduce employee wages, other overheads and time finding qualified employees (read the thread and you'll know what I mean). That way, you'll just need a fortune, not an unlimited budget.
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  • Profile picture of the author John Atkins
    Some members haven't learned the art of sarcasm yet lol.

    I'll give you the same advice as the others kim.

    Buy loads of stuff... BUT Don't do anything. NO! Money will come to
    you

    Cheers
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    • Profile picture of the author rosetrees
      ******BUY MY WSO****** The money will roll in while you sleep. Within days you will be the proud owner of the latest Jag and within months you will own your own private jet. It worked for me - so I KNOW it will work for you..
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      • Profile picture of the author Darren Tan
        I agree to all your post...
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  • Profile picture of the author Louise Green
    Kim, I'll hook you up with my guy..

    He's a Nigerian Prince who needs to deposit 5 million into your country, he'll give you a 30% share if you let him use your bank account.. just pay the $2000 attorney fees and you're all set.
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    • Profile picture of the author AndrewCavanagh
      Originally Posted by Louise Evans View Post

      Kim, I'll hook you up with my guy..

      He's a Nigerian Prince who needs to deposit 5 million into your country, he'll give you a 30% share if you let him use your bank account.. just pay the $2000 attorney fees and you're all set.

      I wonder if he's in the same area as the guy who's giving me 15 million next week?

      I've already paid my lawyer fees of course, unlike those stupid people who just let all that money stay stuck in Nigerian bank accounts.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kim Standerline
      only 30%

      My friend offered me 50%, your being robbed

      Originally Posted by Louise Evans View Post

      Kim, I'll hook you up with my guy..

      He's a Nigerian Prince who needs to deposit 5 million into your country, he'll give you a 30% share if you let him use your bank account.. just pay the $2000 attorney fees and you're all set.
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      • Profile picture of the author raynorbeins
        Oh I did this before and it worked..because I'm in a good mood I'm going to share my secret but whatever I mention in this thread stays in this thread..

        Steps To Making Thousands Online Within Minutes:

        Step 1: You need to find an open space. Make sure there are no form of residue on the ground

        Step 2: Bend your knees so that they connect and touch the ground

        Step 3: Fold your arms and bend your hands till it's close to your chest and try and join both palms together

        Step 4: Make sure your head is pointing 45 degrees towards the ceiling

        Step 5: Pray

        This is my secret...

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        I am not responsible for any loss you incur from this method of making money. It has worked for me and my disclosure of information is purely for educational purposes.
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  • Profile picture of the author tryinhere
    Kim please be careful some of those people above use false names and have nothing but empty promises. My offer will make twice what you want with half the work and as an added bonus you get to rub your belly clockwise while whistling Dixie and blow sparks out your backside at no extra cost.

    accepting paypal only
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  • Profile picture of the author futurestrategy
    Thanks a lot Kim to start this wonderful thread.

    I have never seen a post here with such brilliant seriously invented offers.
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  • Profile picture of the author TelegramSam
    Kim,

    Whatever you do, don't take a few hours using the "Search" facility of this forum.

    It is useless, mainly because too many people use it and it has worn out. It's always best to just start a new thread like you have.

    Using the search function is like looking for diamonds in a big hole in Kimberley - a waste of time, so they say ;-)

    Sam

    P.S. - Seriously though if you want to make money online and in your Pajama's, if it's not working out, just get some new Pajama's. Why blame the course or yourself for failure, it could simply be the PJ's.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kim Standerline
      Dammit Sam I had no idea it could be because of my jammies, (Why didn't I think of that) :rolleyes:

      I did try marketing naked once, but one of the neighbours peeked in the window and reported me to the police for rude behaviour

      Ok I'l buy some new jammies and see if it works, they should go nicely with the large overstuffed leather chair I bought to work from

      Originally Posted by TelegramSam View Post

      Seriously though if you want to make money online and in your Pajama's, if it's not working out, just get some new Pajama's. Why blame the course or yourself for failure, it could simply be the PJ's.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    Secret! Secret! Secret!

    Now you have all 3 of my secrets. Go forth my child and be rich.

    Wait there is one more secret.
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    SECRET.

    Stop whining about not having a secret.

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    • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
      Originally Posted by Ken Leatherman View Post

      Secret! Secret! Secret!

      Now you have all 3 of my secrets. Go forth my child and be rich.
      Ken,

      Those are my secrets you're giving away here so I'm going to have to ask you to stop doing that.

      You're really cutting into my gravy money doing that.

      I wasn't aware of the fourth secret, but I'm claiming that as mine, as well.

      At least that what I'll be telling my list.

      KJ
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      • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
        Originally Posted by Killer Joe View Post

        Ken,

        Those are my secrets you're giving away here so I'm going to have to ask you to stop doing that.

        You're really cutting into my gravy money doing that.

        I wasn't aware of the fourth secret, but I'm claiming that as mine, as well.

        At least that what I'll be telling my list.

        KJ
        KJ your claim of having the 3 secrets is not necessarily a secret, but the 4th Secret is my true money making Secret. Therefore as the Secret GoooooooooooooooooRoooooooooooooooo I can not give you the necessary authority to give to your list.

        Wait! Wait! lets do a JV with the 4 Secrets To Making Money Showing Kim Standerline Not Making Money In Her Big Leather Stuffed Chair In Au La Natural Or Jammies At Tescos .

        You get everything set up and running and use my PayPal account as I'm not willing to do any work, except for checking my Pay Pal account.

        And don't forget the WSO so we can show all the Warriors A Step by Step plan for making money without a product.

        See you didn't know I had 5 Secrets.

        Ken (Screw KJ) aka the Old Geezer
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        • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
          Originally Posted by Ken Leatherman View Post

          Ken (Screw KJ) aka the Old Geezer
          That's it. I've had it.

          I'm getting Andy Henry to post some good advice on here and get this thread deleted once and for all...

          KJ
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  • Profile picture of the author sylviad
    Hi Kim,

    Whatever you do DO NOT do any marketing... forget about driving traffic. That's a huge waste of time and energy. There are so many other things you could be doing that are far more fun and fulfilling. Like chatting on the WF and other forums where people hang out just to "chat".

    Just keep asking for help. Eventually, the universe will magically bring you all the money you could ever want. Open up your mind to the world - let all that information you've absorbed float out and it will surely grab all the money you demand of it.

    Don't bother creating your own product, either, because no body will buy it. And forget affiliate marketing. Way too much competition.

    If you have a web site, scrap it. No one wants to look at it. Besides, you have nothing to sell. Or you could turn it into your own personal diary or hobby to share with your family and your friends.

    Do everything you can to hide your online presence and you are sure to be financially successful.

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  • Profile picture of the author Bev Clement
    Kim,

    That's why it isn't working you went to Tesco in your jammies

    You don't want to work, this is the big secret, no work necessary to earn $1 million in 1 hour.

    Bev
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    • Profile picture of the author TelegramSam
      Originally Posted by Bev Clement View Post

      Kim,

      That's why it isn't working you went to Tesco in your jammies

      Yes, but she just wanted to order some fags. What was wrong with that? :rolleyes:

      (For our US friends: This was a news story in the UK that was amazingly sad that the person going shopping in their PJ's didn't realise it wasn't socially acceptable. Also fags = cigarettes)
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      • Profile picture of the author Martin Avis
        Kim,

        I have to tell you that your attitude is at fault here.

        1. You'll get nowhere in this business by saying please

        2. Where is your immediate call to action?

        Your original title should have been

        Help Me Make Money Online NOW!

        See how much better that is?

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      • Profile picture of the author Kim Standerline
        Umm hang on a mo, (And I'm serious now)

        I've been to tescoes in my jammies (but under my coat I hasten to add). Who care's whether it's socially acceptable or not

        Originally Posted by TelegramSam View Post

        Yes, but she just wanted to order some fags. What was wrong with that? :rolleyes:

        (For our US friends: This was a news story in the UK that was amazingly sad that the person going shopping in their PJ's didn't realise it wasn't socially acceptable. Also fags = cigarettes)
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        • Profile picture of the author TelegramSam
          Originally Posted by Kim Standerline View Post

          Umm hang on a mo, (And I'm serious now)

          I've been to tescoes in my jammies (but under my coat I hasten to add). Who care's whether it's socially acceptable or not

          The best thing about Tesco's is that it helps keep the riff-raff out of Waitrose.
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          • Profile picture of the author Kim Standerline
            I went to Morrison's last weekend and texted my "older" friend that the caff was full of pensioners having a cheap brekky and she would fit right in

            She text me back that I was a chav and she only ever went to Sainsbury's or Waitrose and wouldn't be seen dead in Morrison's lol

            Originally Posted by TelegramSam View Post

            The best thing about Tesco's is that it helps keep the riff-raff out of Waitrose.
            Ken you swine, you pinched my idea, I was just gonna start an ebook on this very subject
            Originally Posted by Ken Leatherman View Post

            KJ your claim of having the 3 secrets is not necessarily a secret, but the 4th Secret is my true money making Secret. Therefore as the Secret GoooooooooooooooooRoooooooooooooooo I can not give you the necessary authority to give to your list.

            Wait! Wait! lets do a JV with the 4 Secrets To Making Money Showing Kim Standerline Not Making Money In Her Big Leather Stuffed Chair In Au La Natural Or Jammies At Tescos .

            You get everything set up and running and use my PayPal account as I'm not willing to do any work, except for checking my Pay Pal account.

            And don't forget the WSO so we can show all the Warriors A Step by Step plan for making money without a product.

            See you didn't know I had 5 Secrets.

            Ken (Screw KJ) aka the Old Geezer
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            • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
              Originally Posted by Kim Standerline View Post

              Ken you swine, you pinched my idea, I was just gonna start an ebook on this very subject
              Kim you have to blame Joe, as he claimed my secret, secret, secret and then grabbed my 4th SECRET, but I fooled him as I had a 5 th secret which is my JV with you on How To Get Killer Joe To Run Your WSO & JV Without Working and Still Keeping Kim Standerline In The Secret Dark.

              Lets face it my 5th Secret will do more to help Warriors than any other step by step plan.

              Ken

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  • Profile picture of the author Bev Clement
    Kim, go to China, the local always walk around in the nightwear and not just jammies, and they have special red ones for Chinese New Year.
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  • Profile picture of the author yachi
    You can go for article marketing..to make money online. There are many ebooks out there...to learn this.
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  • Wow, as a newbie I'm learning a lot from this thread
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  • Profile picture of the author johnben1444
    Kim am Nigerian, i think one of my brother wanna do the usual thing. Keep off pls. He is a nut, he should have known you are just pulling legs.
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  • Profile picture of the author Louise Green
    Originally Posted by Kim Standerline View Post

    only 30%

    My friend offered me 50%, your being robbed
    I'm keeping 20% for myself as a finders fee..

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  • Profile picture of the author kswr123
    Hi Kim

    Basically the best way to make money is to click on all the affiliate links in my sig and buy the product - NO QUESTIONS ASKED
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  • Profile picture of the author Bev Clement
    Ken, you forgot secret six and seven because all good marketing products end with a 7.

    You know that secret we talked about, which you said you were going to get KJ to do.

    And then there is the 7th secret which KJ is going to pay you a zillion for telling him.

    Have you forgotten
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    • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
      Kim, where you made your mistake with this thread is you should have said...

      "Please...help me makez ze monies"

      That might have gotten you a better response.
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  • Profile picture of the author jacktackett
    Kim,

    I'm shocked that you're actually BUYING ebooks! You don't have to do that. Every guru's ebook I ever wanted can be found on various sharing sites - long live the torrents! Don't worry about viruses etc - the torrent folks are all ok! Here is my special link:

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    Also - whatever those GURUs say - don't spend $$$ on content - everything on the Internet is FREE!!! don't worry about copyright infringement - nobody cares about that anymore. Just copy what you need, create an ebook, and voila!

    good luck!
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