16-Step Guide to Doing Nothing and Earning Money Online

by Marx Vergel Melencio

Posted: 14 years ago 43 replies

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Pay someone to do everything below.

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1) Pay someone (should be knowledgeable and experienced in niche and proper keyword profitability, keyword competition, competitor income stream, competitor target keyword and competitor affiliate product/service research). Have this person send you a list of 3 most profitable niches with the least possible competition, 3 most profitable main keywords under each niche with the least possible competition, 5 most profitable longtail keywords under each keyword under each niche, top 10 competitors under each main keyword and longtail keyword under each niche, and top income streams of all 10 competitors under each main keyword and longtail keyword under each niche.

2) Pay someone to build a unique site design layout for each main keyword and long tail keyword under each niche on your list.

3) Pay someone to use each unique design layout for integration to a site (15 unique designs = 15 sites).

4) Pay someone to do SEO work on your sites.

5) Pay someone to slap income streams on your sites based on your list. This person should also be able to outsource tasks requiring constant product creation for income stream generation.

*note: if at this point you feel confused, please jump to post 37 below*

6) Pay someone with a PayPal account to register .com, .net and .org domains using main and longtail keywords on your list.

7) Pay someone knowledgeable and experienced in SEO and softsell marketing writing to write instructional material and create video content for writing effective onsite and article/forum/blog/Web 2.0 softsell marketing content while integrating SEOd keyword placement methods.

8) Pay someone who has a proven track record of success when it comes to outsourcing loads of writing tasks to write content for your sites. Give them the instructional material and video. Ask them to do the methods found on the materials. Ask them to use the main and longtail keywords on your list while following effective softsell marketing and SEOd keyword placement methods found on the materials.

9) Pay someone knowledgeable and experienced in SEO, traffic generation and backlink building via article/forum/blog/Web 2.0 marketing to write instructional material and create video content for building useful/helpful softsell marketing content with backlinks on high PR sites.

10) Give the materials to someone knowledgeable and experienced in outsourcing backlink building and online marketing tasks to others. Ask this person to give those materials to people he or she'll be working with. Ask them to follow the methods on the materials when building backlinks for your sites and marketing your products/services.

11) Pay someone to manage and supervise everyone you're paying to do the things above.

*note: if at this point you feel confused, please jump to post 37 below*

12) Pay someone to monitor the overall daily/weekly/monthly performance of everyone you're paying.

13) Pay someone to track/monitor results you get from the things above.

14) Pay someone to send out payments to everyone you're paying.

15) Pay someone to do accounting and banking for you.

16) Pay someone to regularly exercise and follow healthy eating and sleeping habits for you.

Of course, you'll be frequently talking to the person you pay for doing everything above, but hey: you can pay someone to regularly talk to this person and another one to talk to the 2nd person and so on, and you could even pay someone to live for you, too.

*note: if at this point you feel confused, please jump to post 37 below*

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ArticlePrince 14 years ago

It's brilliant! Now all I need is that unlimited budget ;-) . In all fairness, this is basically the model that all CEO's use, so it works.
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- geoffcruz 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by ArticlePrince
  
  It's brilliant! Now all I need is that unlimited budget ;-) . In all fairness, this is basically the model that all CEO's use, so it works.
  
  Yeah, if only it was that easy
  
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Don Schenk

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Marx Vergel Melencio

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11) Pay someone to manage and supervise everyone you're paying to do the things above.

12) Pay someone to monitor the overall daily/weekly/monthly performance of everyone you're paying.

13) Pay someone to track/monitor results you get from the things above.

14) Pay someone to send out payments to everyone you're paying.

15) Pay someone to do accounting and banking for you.

16) Pay someone to regularly exercise and follow healthy eating and sleeping habits for you.

Of course, you'll be frequently talking to the person you pay for doing everything above, but hey: you can pay someone to regularly talk to this person and another one to talk to the 2nd person and so on, and you could even pay someone to live for you, too.

Marx, have you been reading "The Four Hour Workweek" book again? :-)

:-Don

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Marx Vergel Melencio 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Don Schenk

Marx, have you been reading "The Four Hour Workweek" book again? :-)

:-Don

Not yet, but it's just like I already reread it again today because new posts seem to pop up all around the Internet about it each day.

Anyway, I'm thinking of adding a 17th step there: "pay someone to constantly automate processes which can be automated" since I remembered McDonald's and what they did to automate things to reduce employee wages, overheads for training and time used to find qualified employees.

That way: I won't need an unlimited budget, just a fortune to kickstart everything.
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ArticlePrince

14 years ago

Ha I didn't say it was easy, but I very strongly doubt that most owners of a $10 million+ do much more than supervise their supervisors. Obviously, when things arise you have to step in and take care of them, but all successful businesspersons rely on delegating.

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Marx Vergel Melencio

14 years ago

Originally Posted by ArticlePrince

Awww... it won't be easy?

Ahh, maybe pay someone to make everything easy?

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SurviveUnemployment

14 years ago

Originally Posted by ArticlePrince

Pay enough people, and $10 million seems like chump change.

I know of companies that do over a billion in sales and consistently lose money.

All successful business owners have one thing in common: They make sure that what comes in is more than what goes out. If that means rolling up your sleeves and doing it yourself, that's what you do.

All tycoons have one thing in common, too: They started small and did a lot of things for themselves so that they fully understood their business.

Bill Gates and Paul Allen (Microsoft) re-wrote DOS and sold it back to IBM by themselves.
Sam Walton (WalMart) started with one tiny little general store in Bentonville, AR.
Thomas Edison (General Electric) started as a backyard tinkerer.
The Google guys started off with one Linux server and a research thesis.

Etc.

"Outsource everything" is the dumbest advice you could ever give a newb. First know your business, then you can think about delegating.

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Marx Vergel Melencio

14 years ago

Originally Posted by SurviveUnemployment

All successful business owners have one thing in common: They make sure that what comes in is more than what goes out. If that means rolling up your sleeves and doing it yourself, that's what you do.

Awwww, really? Damn! I just wanted to pay people to do things for me so I can do nothing and earn money online. For a business plan with attached marketing plan and growth plus expansion plans, I'd pay someone to do that for me, too!

Originally Posted by SurviveUnemployment

All tycoons have one thing in common, too: They started small and did a lot of things for themselves so that they fully understood their business.

Bill Gates and Paul Allen (Microsoft) re-wrote DOS and sold it back to IBM by themselves.
Sam Walton (WalMart) started with one tiny little general store in Bentonville, AR.
Thomas Edison (General Electric) started as a backyard tinkerer.
The Google guys started off with one Linux server and a research thesis.

Etc.

Awwww, really? Damn! My plan of becoming a "big boy" in business might end up down the drain!

Originally Posted by SurviveUnemployment

"Outsource everything" is the dumbest advice you could ever give a newb. First know your business, then you can think about delegating.

Ahhh, the exact point of the thread up there, which doesn't say do nothing before start of task list, which is the "pay someone to do everything below" line.

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futurestrategy

14 years ago

Well, a nice post.

I dont see any other end. There could always be a way to end a trend. A saturation point. Maybe with a disaster or calamity

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zackick

14 years ago

that was really cool stuff to do but right now i am still newbies and the budget is really tight.so all the work i need to do by myself.

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TelegramSam

14 years ago

Dear OP,

If you think the words "Doing Nothing" and ""Pay someone" should be used in the same sentence then you are wrong.

Two vitally important aspects you have overlooked are:

1) finding the right people to pay, and

2) making sure that they do what you want.

That doesn't amount to "Doing Nothing".

It is a vital skill which can take years to properly master.

Why are people so hung up and dreaming of "Doing Nothing"???

Sam

P.S. - Does the fact that you live in the Philippines mean you are touting for business ;-)

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Marx Vergel Melencio

14 years ago

Originally Posted by TelegramSam

Dear OP,

If you think the words "Doing Nothing" and ""Pay someone" should be used in the same sentence then you are wrong.

You may be right, I may be wrong, you may be wrong, or I may be wrong. Read below then judge.

Originally Posted by TelegramSam

Two vitally important aspects you have overlooked are:

1) finding the right people to pay, and

2) making sure that they do what you want.

That doesn't amount to "Doing Nothing".

Awwww, it doesn't? Damn!

Ahh, so that should be steps 18 and 19 = "pay someone to find the right people to pay" and "pay someone to make sure everyone you're paying does everything you want, which amounts to ===> do nothing and earn money online" ---> better?

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Originally Posted by TelegramSam

It is a vital skill which can take years to properly master.

Really? Years? Have to work that hard for so long? Damn!

Originally Posted by TelegramSam

Why are people so hung up and dreaming of "Doing Nothing"???

Really? They actually are? You may be up to something there.

Ahhh, my exact point right there!!!

Originally Posted by TelegramSam

P.S. - Does the fact that you live in the Philippines mean you are touting for business ;-)

Careful, careful now ---> unfounded assumptions can lead nowhere, but thanks for asking anyway, yet:

---> wouldn't it be more logical to assume I'd be posting a WSO instead of that thread up there to drive more business to my company?

Here's an added resource:

My Startup Story

The point of the thread up there = folks, to have enough money to do nothing and earn money from the Internet by paying lots of people to do everything for you frequently requires a lot of things to have done and established for years and years and years (some cases = months and months and months, while others = days and days and days or weeks and weeks and weeks).

And, the point of that linked page above: folks, I've been to "hell" and "back", and believe me = I didn't get here, even "better" than what I was before going to "hell" and "back", by doing nothing.

My "subjective" hell = at 23, someone gunning you down twice, chest and head, just because you were in a band and looked "strange", all while buying fried rice from a neighborhood food stall near the official military HQ and the official police HQ, then being permanently blind, totally blind, without any possibility for treatment, and having a then 4-month old daughter and a lovely wife along with a 50-year old monther and a 15-year old kid sister to support, flat broke and unable to effectively do offline marketing work for home business of building computers from scratch and selling it at hiked up prices as well as providing technical computer-related services and was also unable to find employment because of disability (99.99% companies here don't accept people with disabilities even if they have the right specialized skills, knowledge, education and work ethics just because they need to fork up money to provide disabled employees with accessibility options to office equipment and stuff).

My "subjective" back from hell scenario = now having a company with 1 main office and 9 satellite offices all over the country collectively employing 75 people (mid 2009 = 140 people) and a 25-40% growth plan per month this year, all established in less than 3 years = with my eyes closed.

And no, I didn't do nothing = I did almost everything on my own at the start because all resources I had back then were my own time, my own set of skills and nothing else. That was a 25-hour work day with a 25-hour work shift for being a father, a husband, a brother, a son and a friend, making it a 50-hour work day.

I didn't sleep back then = I fell asleep while working (those are different things).

So, my "real" advice isn't the thread up there: it's being driven to prove yourself a worthy person who can achieve your own dreams and doing everything it takes just to get the job done right the first time around, become the "best" at whatever you do in all aspects of life (not just business), and live the "what-I-think,-say-or-do-is-who-I-am-and-great-plans-are-nothing-without-immediate-results-which-actually-count-and-great-ideas-are-useless-without-immediate-action" mindset.

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neodarth 14 years ago

With unlimited budget of course I'll do that, for now I must do it all by myself. Anyway the danger to delegate and outsource everything, is that you will have less profit.
And the fact that if you don't closely monitor all the process you will lose control the expenses and earnings, and in the end controling that many outsourcing process results on a lot of work (that's in the online and offline business).
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Avdo 14 years ago

Tell me your price!

I'll pay you to find and pay all these jobs .. maybe we'll have an agreement
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MisterMunch

14 years ago

All successful business owners have one thing in common: They make sure that what comes in is more than what goes out. If that means rolling up your sleeves and doing it yourself, that's what you do.

This is not true. Many successfull businesses go negative for many years before they turn a profit. (Heard about Facebook or Twitter)

Successfull businesses more lightly have a plan on how they will be profitable in a certain number of years and get investors and bank loans to be able to follow the OP's structure of doing business.

So for each website you make following this method, how long will it take for the monthly income be higher than your montly expences? and how long will it take untill you will be able to manage your loans problem free and make a good profit?

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Mohammad Afaq 14 years ago

Hey Can I please have your email and password for your Paypal Account.
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mlord10 14 years ago

I wish the model were that easy, and in theory it is! What you have to work on is hiring the RIGHT people to the various tasks for you. Just like hiring employees in the "offline" world, hiring people in the online world can be difficult.

It is often times difficult for me to find someone that I am confident can perform many integral aspects of my business that I would like to be completed. That is why I prefer to do as much as possible for myself.

However, in order to truly grow a business, I think outsourcing is 100% necessary.
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MisterMunch 14 years ago

You have an amazing story! Wow! A true warrior!
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Marx Vergel Melencio 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Mr. Goof Off

I dont know where this myth comes from that you have to pay someone to have them do everything for you.

Aww, it's a myth? Damn.

I'd better change my plans to (1) pay someone to build a time machine, (2) pay someone to travel back in time a month before the Google guys decided to think about a project which would become Google, (3) pay this person more money to register a business under my name, (4) pay this person to pay Google guys with huge amounts of money for everything they'd be doing to become my property, (5) pay this person more money to guide Google guys into thinking of a project which would become Google, (6) pay this person more money to make sure the Google project is up and running properly, (7) stay with Google guys to help them make business decisions and innovative plans along the way, and (8) pay this person more money to meet up with me here in the present so I could pay his or her wages. Reckon I'd be "feeling" the changes in real time here in the present?
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LocoDice 14 years ago

I don't get posts like this at all.

Has anybody hired anybody and 'did nothing' and received any kind of success?

This posting sounds like the kind of mindset I had about business when i was 18 years old.

Sorry, but it is not a very sophisticated post.
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- Jmn187 14 years ago
  
  You can totally do all this on the cheap. A couple hundred dollars or less could get you up online with a product and making money. I like this list.
  
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- Marx Vergel Melencio 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by mkterbynite
  
  I don't get posts like this at all.
  
  Awww, really? You're missing the good stuff!
  
  Originally Posted by mkterbynite
  
  Has anybody hired anybody and 'did nothing' and received any kind of success?
  
  Ummm... what do you think? Really, think about it, no really, think about it ---> what do you think?
  
  Originally Posted by mkterbynite
  
  This posting sounds like the kind of mindset I had about business when i was 18 years old.
  
  Really, 18, no really = 18? I didn't even have a buck to spare to think this way when I was 18.
  
  Originally Posted by mkterbynite
  
  Sorry, but it is not a very sophisticated post.
  
  By "sophisticated", you mean "not a well thought out plan" and not a "hard to understand plan", right?
  
  Awww, really? It actually looks that way?
  
  Ummm... isn't it supposed to look that way?
  
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kswr123 14 years ago

Don't forget 17:

Pay someone to remember this formula so I dont have to
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- Marx Vergel Melencio 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Mubarak Waseem
  
  Don't forget 17:
  
  Pay someone to remember this formula so I dont have to
  
  Ahh yes, and 18: pay someone to remind me that I paid someone to remember the formula.
  
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eflo 14 years ago

Don't forget the Staples Easy Button.
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LocoDice

14 years ago

I'll keep it simple

Your post says:
"16-Step Guide to Doing Nothing and Earning Money Online"

You have to do something for each of those 16 steps.

I'm sorry, maybe as a software engineer I'm just skeptical of anybody who expects to get anything for free.

Anybody who has managed people in the real world know that management takes effort. And even if it was a phone call once a day to somebody, I'm sorry, but that is doing something.

Lets forget talking about the definition of sophisicated, I think it would be better to say that your thread topic lacks credibility.

You make a very bold claim about doing nothing to earn money, then all you have supplied is a list of things that will require a lot of work ongoing.

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