Spam gets zapped so quickly there's no time for fun!

by Peter Bestel 16 replies
The spam disappears so fast these days there's no time for a little bit of fun.

You don't see the acerbic comments from John Taylor or Big Mike much, if at all.

And I've been wanting to use this image but never get the chance.


I guess I'll just have to be satisfied with an anti-spam system that's pretty efficient.

Peter
#main internet marketing discussion forum #fun #quickly #spam #time #zapped
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  • Profile picture of the author George Wright
    Peter,

    Come here around 2 or 3 AM PDT. The Spam grunion are running around that time and the fun begins.

    George Wright
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  • Profile picture of the author Dana_W
    Peter, can I help? "Warriors, I am brand new here but you all seem so wonderful that I wanted to steer you towards a FOOLPROOF money making opportunity! To find out more, send $10 to my paypal address and I will give you the top secret details. Within 30 days you will be making $1000 a day GUARANTEED!"...

    How's that? I would not want to see you spam deprived.

    Next up: Hamster Porn Spam.
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    • Profile picture of the author Tsnyder
      Originally Posted by Dana_W View Post

      Next up: Hamster Porn Spam.
      All right... let's leave KR out of this... lol

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    • Profile picture of the author Peter Bestel
      George,

      I may like playing with the spammers but I'm not that desperate! I shall be in my bed by then.

      Originally Posted by Dana_W View Post

      Peter, can I help? "Warriors, I am brand new here but you all seem so wonderful that I wanted to steer you towards a FOOLPROOF money making opportunity! To find out more, send $10 to my paypal address and I will give you the top secret details. Within 30 days you will be making $1000 a day GUARANTEED!"...

      How's that? I would not want to see you spam deprived.

      Next up: Hamster Porn Spam.
      Thank you Dana for the thought, but it's just not the same - your offer is almost believable !! lol

      As for bringing up the subject of Hamster Porn Spam - well that sounds like some sort of snuff video about the furry creatures being made into minced meat and canned. Yuuukk !

      Peter
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      • Profile picture of the author George Wright
        Can I use your graphic? Please.

        George Wright

        Originally Posted by Peter Bestel View Post

        George,

        I may like playing with the spammers but I'm not that desperate! I shall be in my bed by then.



        Thank you Dana for the thought, but it's just not the same - your offer is almost believable !! lol

        As for bringing up the subject of Hamster Porn Spam - well that sounds like some sort of snuff video about the furry creatures being made into minced meat and canned. Yuuukk !

        Peter
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        • Profile picture of the author Peter Bestel
          Yes George, use at your leisure.

          Peter

          P.S. That goes for anyone else too.
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          • Profile picture of the author Peter Bestel
            Oh yeah, if anyone would like a custom version, ie replacing the reference to the Warrior forum with something of their own, just say so and I'll get it back to you. (freebie of course)

            Peter
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    Oh, I did not even bring up anything about a bearded man in a mankini, eating sushi with his lovely wife while a team of hamster slaves do all of his work for him!

    Who's KR?

    Re: spam: the other day someone came on here and posted a bunch of new threads asking about a work from home opportunity and I went to report them and they were gone like 60 seconds later! Wait...gone in 60 seconds...I think that would be a good title for something...anyway, yes, the spam zappers here are ruthlessly efficient.
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  • Profile picture of the author Asher
    Here's an avenue you can use:

    Warrior Forum Blogs

    You won't get that much exposure for people to see that wonderful
    image of yours but it can give the spam blogger a little surprise =D

    Asher
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  • Profile picture of the author George Wright
    Thank you Peter.

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  • Profile picture of the author Dana_W
    I am not going to continue mocking the mankini wearing hamster wrangler behind his back if he doesn't even read about it! It takes all the fun out of it.

    I'm off to compose some devilish spam to keep y'all happy. It will involve pornography links and Nigerian email scams.

    P.S. What I REALLY love is when people complain about porn spam and then say "And the links aren't even clickable"! he he he he.
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  • Profile picture of the author Tsnyder
    It was much more entertaining when they simply n/a'd the offender
    and allowed us to flog them at will... it was a simpler time.

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    • Profile picture of the author Peter Bestel
      Originally Posted by Tsnyder View Post

      It was much more entertaining when they simply n/a'd the offender
      and allowed us to flog them at will... it was a simpler time.

      Tsnyder
      Ahhh! The halcyon days of the old board...

      Would we ever go back, if we had the choice?




      Nah! You can keep it!

      Peter
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    I know, you just can't have fun with spammers anymore. The spam is gone almost as soon as it comes. I liked that funny spam message where the dumb spammer didn't even know how to properly spam.
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    • Profile picture of the author Peter Bestel
      Originally Posted by annoyedgirl View Post

      I know, you just can't have fun with spammers anymore. The spam is gone almost as soon as it comes. I liked that funny spam message where the dumb spammer didn't even know how to properly spam.
      Now there's a WSO worth creating - maybe a bit of software that they download and it feeds off their hard drive.
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