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Internet Marketing Doesn't Work

by thunderbird
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I've got all this stuff on internet marketing and it isn't working. It's as useless as my toolbox just sitting there , not fixing bicycles, making cabinets, nothing, it just sits there collecting dust. Same with my internet marketing stuff, not automatically doing everything for me. You'd think I had to do something with it or something.
#internet #marketing #work
  • Profile picture of the author Kezz
    Yeah I was thinking the same thing. I bought some powdered instant IM money, and the instructions don't even tell me where to add the water.

    Ripped OFF!
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  • Profile picture of the author hotftuna
    "not automatically doing everything for me"

    LOL

    "You'd think I had to do something with it or something"

    OK now I see that you are just trying to be a wise guy.
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    • Profile picture of the author Tyson Faulkner
      What I find to work best is just keep buying tools, and eventually you might just get that golden ticket that does EVERYTHING for you. Until then though, you might as well rack up lots and lots of credit card debt so you have a better 'rags to riches' story when it does happen for you!
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      • Profile picture of the author Hesaidblissfully
        If I were you, I would return that toolbox immediately. Mine just brought me a beer and I'm having it do my taxes later (I never do taxes while drunk).
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    Don't return the tools.

    Instead, tell everybody how crappy they are, and do so vehemently.

    In fact, if possible, go to any forums about tools and share your bad experiences there. Sure, those who have figured out how to get their tools to fix bicycles and fix cabinets may disagree, but what do THEY know?

    ~Michael
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  • Profile picture of the author Kezz
    Yes Michael is correct.

    Otherwise how is the entire planet going to know that absolutely all hardware sellers are scoundrels??
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  • Profile picture of the author MarkAnderson
    If they are stuffs for you perhaps will be valuable for another one. You've a business there.

    ex:- package them & use as a tool for build your list.
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  • Profile picture of the author Uturn
    I'm new to Internet marketing. Am I making the right choice to continue?
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    • Profile picture of the author Rob Howard
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      • Profile picture of the author Valiant
        Originally Posted by ccmusicman View Post

        You are making a terrible choice.

        There is no money to be made. It's all a scam.

        Even the money. It's a scam too.

        Even if you made it working for someone. They are really just scamming people.

        In fact, I just purchased microsoft office for someone. It's probably a scam.

        I mean, I also purchased office for myself a while ago, and you know what? That stupid thing just doesn't write my books for me. I was lied too.

        I think i'm going to ask for a refund.

        Rob
        Exactly like how I bought a keyboard so that it would type my descriptions for me! I think I was deceived - it still requires manual labor from me before these words sprout out...
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  • Profile picture of the author J Bold
    I've noticed more of these threads recently. Is there some kind of conspiracy going on to devalue the forum, here?

    Ha ha, probably not, but it's getting a bit old.

    Here it is in a nutshell. Internet marketing is not as easy as sales pages make it sound. It's hard. However, it's not as hard as some people think. It's much easier than succeeding in traditional business models, of which many fail. Also, a lot of us who choose to try internet marketing would never have the budget or motivation to start a traditional business, thinking it's beyond our reach. Internet marketing is in everyone's reach, therefore there are going to plenty who think it's hard as they just have gold bars in their eyes.

    I realize the OP was being facetious, but anyway...
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