The best blog spam ever.

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The two big comment spam programs sure have lowered the bar. Here's this morning's example:


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(He didn't even do the spin syntax correctly - as if that would have helped.)
#blog #spam
  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    And yet he makes an excellent point:

    I don't think that we should be wearing loincloths made of dingo skin
    I mean, really. That would be like wearing dog skin. And who wants to run around in loincloths anyway.

    Consider yourself fortunate for getting such thought-provoking spam. Much better than the usual pharmaceutical spam.

    Cheers,
    Becky
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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post



      I mean, really. That would be like wearing dog skin. And who wants to run around in loincloths anyway.
      Meryll Streep?
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      • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
        Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post


        And who wants to run around in loincloths anyway.
        Speak for yourself sister.

        Why would you dis my niche?

        Please, this is a public forum and you need to be a bit more tolerant of the needs and desires of others.

        I need to go back to watching the CSI show now about the panty sniffers.

        I have big dreams to market to the loin cloth sniffers myself.

        Don't anyone be stealing my big ideas or I will get you!
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        • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
          Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

          And yet he makes an excellent point:



          I mean, really. That would be like wearing dog skin. And who wants to run around in loincloths anyway.

          Consider yourself fortunate for getting such thought-provoking spam. Much better than the usual pharmaceutical spam.

          Cheers,
          Becky
          Which, if the products actually worked, would require a much larger loin cloth.

          Originally Posted by Kim Standerline View Post

          I bet he chopped the good bit off the end!
          Which brings us back to the original size loin cloth...

          [Side note: We get a lot of European tourists visiting our beaches during the season, and I'm left with two related questions...

          > Why do men who should never wear Speedos always do?

          > Why do women who should always wear one-piece bathing suits never do?]
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    • Profile picture of the author Power and Wealth
      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

      I mean, really. That would be like wearing dog skin. And who wants to run around in loincloths anyway.
      LOLLLLLL we have so much to learn from spammers
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  • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
    Originally Posted by Kelly Verge View Post

    (He didn't even do the spin syntax correctly - as if that would have helped.)
    Yup, a sure sign of outsourcing...

    ~Bill
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  • Profile picture of the author JasonB
    ha ha ha!

    You know what's even funnier, I receive a lot of those so-called spun excerpts/articles as comments on my website. Are you kidding me? What software are they using to post that crap on my site?

    These are the idiots that give Article Spinning and Article Spinning Software a bad name.
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    • Profile picture of the author craigc1980
      Originally Posted by GuruCreation View Post

      ha ha ha!

      You know what's even funnier, I receive a lot of those so-called spun excerpts/articles as comments on my website. Are you kidding me? What software are they using to post that crap on my site?

      These are the idiots that give Article Spinning and Article Spinning Software a bad name.
      I used to get the same thing on my blog until i installed askimet on my blog

      If you have wordpress you might want to look into installing the plugin.

      Unless you like the spam then thats a different story
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  • Profile picture of the author Zeus66
    You're looking at it all wrong. It's a feather in your cap just to be chosen to receive one of these little gems. I say make a bumper sticker and display it proudly:

    Blog Spammers Love My Blog!

    -OR-

    My Blog Made The Honor Roll At Spammer Middle School!
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  • Profile picture of the author rosetrees
    Probably posted by the same, highly literate, blog visitor. This is my contribution for best blog spam ever:

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  • Profile picture of the author Jaysmyne
    some of the spam that comes through on my sites is quite laughable. Lots of fun to point and laugh at the spam and then delete it so its never published on the site!
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  • Profile picture of the author freudianslip27
    Lol, that's pretty funny.

    I also shake my head at some of the bizzare things I see. Who thinks up this stuff? Perhaps they are trying to rank for loin cloths?

    I will say this though, thanks to comment spam my blog does have a few comments that it normally would have. I do approve some of them, if they seem to help me look more credible and the link isn't too wild, haha. I know I know, I'm part of the problem!

    Matt
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  • Profile picture of the author cashcow
    And who wants to run around in loincloths anyway.
    I thought that was the whole point of IM - to be able to work in our loincloths.
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    Gone Fishing
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  • Profile picture of the author FloridaRay
    HAHAHA! That was quite funny. I wish blog comment-ers became a little more witty...
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Well, he does have a valid point. I don't think that we should be wearing loincloths made of dingo skin either and the idea of living in floating cyber-complexes with plastic grass is reprehensible.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Loincloths!!! What a great niche!!!

    Sounds like it would require a hands on approach though. It'd need the right tools (cough) to market it as well.

    I bet some of the WF members (cough again) would love to sink their teeth into that one.

    However, if it was marketed incorrectly you could end up being the butt of everyone's jokes.
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    Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon.
    It'll just knock over all the pieces, poop on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway.
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