Why is thar so much dadgum positivity in the WF?

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I been a seenin lotsa posts bout the positivity in this here forum! Folks always askin the same dang thang... "Why is thar so much dadgum positivity in the WF?"

See, I gots that figgered out an it is cause thar's so dadgum many nice folks round these here parts! Folks helpin each other out! Folks givin theys hard earned dinero to be a helpin those lest fortunate! Folks bringin a smile to the faces of sum a them folks who mite be a bit stressed out! Heck, it is jest a place what has a heap of really fine folk!

This here forum minds me a lot of the holler! Us folk in the holler ain't never mad. We ain't never upset. We ain't never badmouthin folk! 'Course, we got lots a shine to git us thru the day. Yew folks round here jest do it cause you is mity fine people!

I wanna be tellin yew sumethin and yew had best git yew a few hankies cause this mite be a bringin a tear to yer eyeball. This here story is purt near tender as my heart! Let me wait a bit fore I start ta be a givin yew time ta git your nappies .................................................. .................
Alrighty now, jest picture this here... Yew an yer cousin are a sittin' right next to each other on that thar soft sofa in the back of yer pickup, just lookin' dreamily into each others eyes. The night is alive with the sound a bullfrogs an the air is ripe with the smell a kerosine. Yew gently lean towards each other and your moist, tender lips come together. Tenderly, oh so gently, yew swap tobacco juice with each other and yew done be knowin... this here IS love! <sniff> <sniff> That thar is jest how I be a feeling bout yew folks here in the Warrior Forum! I jest want yew ta be a knowin that I would swap tabacky spit with jest bout each an ever one a yew folk!

I ain't carin how much dinero yew be a makin! I ain't carin how much traffic yew be a gettin. I ain't even interested in knowin who yew be a knowin or how many friends yew got! See, in the long run, that thar stuff ain't worth a hill a beans! What IS all fired important is how yew be a treatin other folk an what yew be a doin fer others.

Now I hafta admit thar be a very few folks in here whut like ta be a bringin their low dawg, outhouse smellin, maggot infested attitude with em to the forum but they is far an few twixt! Thang is, I NEVER let them thar folk make me swaller my chewin tabacky! Yew want ta know how ta be a handlin them thar sorts a folks? Here in the holler, we has a sayin... "Yew never approach a bull from the front, yew never approach a horse from behind an yew never approach a skunk at all!" If yew be a learnin ta be a tellin wht is a skunk and what ain't, yew'll dew jest fine. Jest be a rememberin that thar and yew shore will not be a havin any problems here in the Warrior Forum!

Well, that thar is all I gots ta be a sayin bout that! Jest remember that old Thad shore do be partial ta each an ever one a yew an I would be plumb tickled ta be a having yew over for vittles any time yew be down in the holler!

Ya'll come on back now, yew here?
#dadgum #positivity #thar
  • Profile picture of the author Nigel Greaves
    Thaddaeus! You bin at that moonshine agin?
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  • Profile picture of the author WritingMadwoman
    Well I got a great big chuckle out of that post, so thanks! Nice sentiment, funny delivery.

    Wendy
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  • Most of us are doing business online. We're here for the money, simple as that.
    I shore do be understandin that but what most folks do not be a realizin is that relationships, customer service, personality, etc is where the dinero lies! Some folk are in it jest fer the dinero, some folk wanna build a business!
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  • Profile picture of the author JayXtreme
    Originally Posted by precious007 View Post

    You have a very funny way of talking/writing :-)

    Thing is I don't really enjoy non internet-marketing related threads all that much. I do consider some of them when they're related to self development/ self discipline though.

    People tend to go off-topic and complain about their cats/dogs / life and so on when this is an internet marketing forum. I just don't get it.



    Most of us are doing business online. We're here for the money, simple as that.

    Al.
    Oh No...

    Shhh... Warriors, I don't think precious007 knows

    Thaddeus!.... Shame on you.
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    Bare Murkage.........

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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    Dear Hilbilly Markertoid,

    I noed youns and Kevin Riley was Kissin Cuzins but backy juic swampin is jist plane to close.

    Youns and Riley needin to be movin to the snilge wdie triaelr. Urn's kdodis wlil rsemble tehm tahr fzuzy fcae hmasetr.

    Puleeze psas the sihne.

    Hollow rsinednet
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  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    Put a sock in it, Thaddaeus.

    Cheers,
    Becky

    P.S. And quit PMing me. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- my heart belongs to Chris S.
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  • Dear Hilbilly Markertoid,

    I noed youns and Kevin Riley was Kissin Cuzins but backy juic swampin is jist plane to close.

    Youns and Riley needin to be movin to the snilge wdie triaelr. Urn's kdodis wlil rsemble tehm tahr fzuzy fcae hmasetr.

    Puleeze psas the sihne.

    Hollow rsinednet
    Howdy Mr. Leatherman, I know yew been to the holler quite a few times but I still cain't unnerstand a word yew be a sayin! Yew gots ta be a learnin ta speak English boy!
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  • P.S. And quit PMing me. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- my heart belongs to Chris S.
    Well Rebekkie, I shore do not be a knowin what yew see in that thar dankersnoodle! Yeah, he is awful good lookin. Yeah, he is one a the nicest folk yew ever met! Yeah, all the wimmin folk have a downright difficult time resistin that feller! But other than that thar, what does he have goin fer him?
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  • Oh No...

    Shhh... Warriors, I don't think precious007 knows

    Thaddeus!.... Shame on you.
    I DO feel plumb ashamed! I jest do not be a knowin what gots into me. Please let me be humbly 'pologizin ta each an ever one a yew folks. I wud say more iffin I cud figger out whut I done!
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    • Profile picture of the author Chris W. Sutton
      Well Rebekkie, I shore do not be a knowin what yew see in that thar dankersnoodle! Yeah, he is awful good lookin. Yeah, he is one a the nicest folk yew ever met! Yeah, all the wimmin folk have a downright difficult time resistin that feller! But other than that thar, what does he have goin fer him?
      Well, all that is true so I guess there's no denying it! But a dankersnoodle? That would be a fighting word if I had any idea what it meant!
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  • Profile picture of the author Andrew M
    Originally Posted by Hillbilly Marketer View Post

    Now I hafta admit thar be a very few folks in here whut like ta be a bringin their low dawg, outhouse smellin, maggot infested attitude with em to the forum but they is far an few twixt! Thang is, I NEVER let them thar folk make me swaller my chewin tabacky! Yew want ta know how ta be a handlin them thar sorts a folks? Here in the holler, we has a sayin... "Yew never approach a bull from the front, yew never approach a horse from behind an yew never approach a skunk at all!" If yew be a learnin ta be a tellin wht is a skunk and what ain't, yew'll dew jest fine. Jest be a rememberin that thar and yew shore will not be a havin any problems here in the Warrior Forum!

    Well, that thar is all I gots ta be a sayin bout that! Jest remember that old Thad shore do be partial ta each an ever one a yew an I would be plumb tickled ta be a having yew over for vittles any time yew be down in the holler!

    Ya'll come on back now, yew here?


    ha ha ha!

    Awesome. Anyone that takes the time to decipher this will certainly enjoy the message!
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    • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
      Originally Posted by Andrew! View Post

      Awesome. Anyone that takes the time to decipher this will certainly enjoy the message!
      That what scares me the most...

      I live way back in the mountains in Virginia right up against the West Virginia border, and I have no trouble reading or understanding any of this.

      Except swapping tabacky spit with my cousin.

      She uses that menthol crap...

      ~Bill
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      • Profile picture of the author bydomino
        Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

        That what scares me the most...

        I live way back in the mountains in Virginia right up against the West Virginia border, and I have no trouble reading or understanding any of this.

        Except swapping tabacky spit with my cousin.

        She uses that menthol crap...

        ~Bill

        LOL, ok that is scary! I had to read some it three times before I could get it. Finally I just started reading out loud.

        You should of seen my wife's face when she came in to my office!

        Thanks a ton I really enjoyed this post. a NICE break form work.
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  • Profile picture of the author George Wright
    Chris,

    A quick Google search reveals that Dankersnoodle is actually two words. This might help get to the "meaning."

    Did you mean: dankers noodle

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    • Profile picture of the author Chris W. Sutton
      Chris,

      A quick Google search reveals that Dankersnoodle is actually two words. This might help get to the "meaning."

      Did you mean: dankers noodle

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        Well Rebekkie, I shore do not be a knowin what yew see in that thar dankersnoodle! Yeah, he is awful good lookin. ...
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      George Wright
      Hey George, Just shows you how quickly you can get indexed when posting at the Warrior Forum! Also shows you that things you say in here can come back to haunt you in cyberspace.

      I think I will go register dankersnoodle.com and start a blog. I bet you anything I can get a first page listing on Google for that keyword!
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      • Profile picture of the author George Wright
        Originally Posted by Chris W. Sutton View Post

        Hey George, Just shows you how quickly you can get indexed when posting at the Warrior Forum! Also shows you that things you say in here can come back to haunt you in cyberspace.

        I think I will go register dankersnoodle.com and start a blog. I bet you anything I can get a first page listing on Google for that keyword!
        I sure wouldn't bet against you. Hey, it already has first page ranking for Allen. Why not you?

        George Wright, P.S. Having not a lot to do one day about a year ago I timed how fast it takes google to index a post on the WF. The record for me was under 2 minutes, and NEVER longer than a few minutes.

        GW
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        • Profile picture of the author Chris W. Sutton
          George,

          This particular post was indexed in less than 30 minutes. Posting at places like this or Craigslist are very easy ways to get indexed.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jacqueline Smith
    This place is great!!! I'm a newbie and am finding so much help here! To come across posts like this and laugh while learning is just perfect!!!!

    Thanks...and keep it coming!
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  • Profile picture of the author Andyhenry
    I need a translator.

    I couldn't read past the first couple of lines before my brain told me to scroll down before it overloaded.
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    nothing to see here.

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    • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
      Originally Posted by Andyhenry View Post

      I need a translator.

      I couldn't read past the first couple of lines before my brain told me to scroll down before it overloaded.
      ^^ What Andy said.

      Over and out.

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      • Profile picture of the author butters
        Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

        ^^ What Andy said.

        Over and out.


        What Andy and Fernando said...
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        • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
          Positivity? Dammit, we'll have to put a stop to that real quick. Next thing you know, everyone will be seeing their glass as half full. That would put a lot of bars out of business and bartenders out of jobs. The unemployment rate will rise, the economy will drop, and homeless will fill our parks to overflowing. This then leads to rampant crime and that can only lead to civil unrest. Then, when the government has to start imposing curfews and martial law, people will be shot down like dogs in the street. The bartenders may be the first to get killed. Then, one day, I'll walk into a deserted bar and won't be able to buy a glass of Jameson.

          Positivity is a horribly dangerous thing. Stamp it out now, or go without Jameson in the near future.
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  • Ay yi yi - just a tip...when your name is "precious" don't poke the hillbilly with a stick. Get the moonshine, myrtle.
    Howdy Kay, ain't be seein yew round these here parts for nigh on to a coon's age! I am shore glad yew is back again!

    Yew shore did make a dadgum good point in yer statement thar! See, that thar is why some a them negativity folks be a comin round here! They jest get a kick outta chasin other folks around with pointy sticks and torches! Do not be a worryin bout old Thad though; I purty much be a gittin along with all folks. Around the holler we be havin a sayin that goes like this here...

    "Thar is enuff good in the worstest a us folks and thar is enuff bad in the bestest a us folks that it shud be remindin all a us folks not ta be a criticizin the rest a us folks!"
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  • Profile picture of the author John Rogers
    Originally Posted by Hillbilly Marketer View Post

    Yew an yer cousin are a sittin' right next to each other on that thar soft sofa in the back of yer pickup, just lookin' dreamily into each others eyes. The night is alive with the sound a bullfrogs an the air is ripe with the smell a kerosine. Yew gently lean towards each other and your moist, tender lips come together. Tenderly, oh so gently, yew swap tobacco juice with each other and yew done be knowin... this here IS love! <sniff> <sniff> That thar is jest how I be a feeling bout yew folks here in the Warrior Forum!
    So you're saying the Warrior Forum is much like hillbilly inbreeding?
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  • Profile picture of the author Mohammad Afaq
    Sorry bro but I couldn't finish reading your post. My eyes are hurting
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    • Profile picture of the author Adam Nolan
      Thanks for the laughs and the sentiments
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  • Profile picture of the author Cezar R Abadiano
    One thing is sure, you don't read something like that fast or blood will shoot out your nose. That explains why people suffer from aneurysms.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dean Wh
    LOL!!! Man thaet was funny
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  • Profile picture of the author Asher
    Another 2 year old resurrected thread.

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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by Asher View Post

      Another 2 year old resurrected thread.

      Asher
      I was thinking the same thing for about half a second. Then I saw it was a Thaddaeus T. Hogg thread and decided I'm OK with it.
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