See, I gots that figgered out an it is cause thar's so dadgum many nice folks round these here parts! Folks helpin each other out! Folks givin theys hard earned dinero to be a helpin those lest fortunate! Folks bringin a smile to the faces of sum a them folks who mite be a bit stressed out! Heck, it is jest a place what has a heap of really fine folk!
This here forum minds me a lot of the holler! Us folk in the holler ain't never mad. We ain't never upset. We ain't never badmouthin folk! 'Course, we got lots a shine to git us thru the day. Yew folks round here jest do it cause you is mity fine people!
I wanna be tellin yew sumethin and yew had best git yew a few hankies cause this mite be a bringin a tear to yer eyeball. This here story is purt near tender as my heart! Let me wait a bit fore I start ta be a givin yew time ta git your nappies .................................................. ................. Alrighty now, jest picture this here... Yew an yer cousin are a sittin' right next to each other on that thar soft sofa in the back of yer pickup, just lookin' dreamily into each others eyes. The night is alive with the sound a bullfrogs an the air is ripe with the smell a kerosine. Yew gently lean towards each other and your moist, tender lips come together. Tenderly, oh so gently, yew swap tobacco juice with each other and yew done be knowin... this here IS love! <sniff> <sniff> That thar is jest how I be a feeling bout yew folks here in the Warrior Forum! I jest want yew ta be a knowin that I would swap tabacky spit with jest bout each an ever one a yew folk!
I ain't carin how much dinero yew be a makin! I ain't carin how much traffic yew be a gettin. I ain't even interested in knowin who yew be a knowin or how many friends yew got! See, in the long run, that thar stuff ain't worth a hill a beans! What IS all fired important is how yew be a treatin other folk an what yew be a doin fer others.
Now I hafta admit thar be a very few folks in here whut like ta be a bringin their low dawg, outhouse smellin, maggot infested attitude with em to the forum but they is far an few twixt! Thang is, I NEVER let them thar folk make me swaller my chewin tabacky! Yew want ta know how ta be a handlin them thar sorts a folks? Here in the holler, we has a sayin... "Yew never approach a bull from the front, yew never approach a horse from behind an yew never approach a skunk at all!" If yew be a learnin ta be a tellin wht is a skunk and what ain't, yew'll dew jest fine. Jest be a rememberin that thar and yew shore will not be a havin any problems here in the Warrior Forum!
Well, that thar is all I gots ta be a sayin bout that! Jest remember that old Thad shore do be partial ta each an ever one a yew an I would be plumb tickled ta be a having yew over for vittles any time yew be down in the holler!
Ya'll come on back now, yew here?