Who wants to be my Nanny?

by coky
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I am a newbie ,and when I say a newbie, I mean an Infant born learning to take his first baby steps , still breast feeding, needing diapper change, etc. YOU get the picture
So Wants to be my nanny and read me my first Mother Goose nursery bedtime story about The KINGDOM of Internet Marketing (please use words I can understand)
Oh Oh I think I just made ........

coky
#nanny
  • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
    Originally Posted by coky View Post

    I am a newbie ,and when I say a newbie, I mean an Infant born learning to take his first baby steps , still breast feeding, needing diapper change, etc. YOU get the picture
    So Wants to be my nanny and read me my first Mother Goose nursery bedtime story about The KINGDOM of Internet Marketing (please use words I can understand)
    Oh Oh I think I just made ........

    coky
    I just read this same pitch in an adult newspaper in Vegas.
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    • Profile picture of the author Ty Neal
      Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

      I just read this same pitch in an adult newspaper in Vegas.
      LOL funny, if you are new to IM world then you landed in the right place which is the Warrior Forum. There's plenty of warriors who will help you out but I dont know about the breast feeding LOL...
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  • Profile picture of the author scrofford
    I don't want to change anyones diapers! I think you are in the wrong forum
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  • Profile picture of the author Adam B
    What is this?
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  • Profile picture of the author havplenty
    You can start by subscribing to a really good IM blog and spend more time on this forum. Lots of quality IMers on here and the info you'll come across will sort of help you to be your own nanny. Lyn Terry has a good blog that will get you up and running.

    hav
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Better to start IM after you get your big boy pants
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      • Profile picture of the author Jeff Henshaw
        I am a newbie ,and when I say a newbie, I mean an Infant born learning to take his first baby steps , still breast feeding, needing diapper change, etc. YOU get the picture
        So Wants to be my nanny and read me my first Mother Goose nursery bedtime story about The KINGDOM of Internet Marketing (please use words I can understand)
        Oh Oh I think I just made ........
        I think that you have got off to a very bad start - to say the least.

        Reflect on your post and the replys - then start again!

        Jeff.
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  • Profile picture of the author Scott Ames
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  • Profile picture of the author Online Bliss
    You do know how to get attention
    I'll give you that.
    I mean although I wasted a minute of my day,
    you did make me look.
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  • Profile picture of the author PaulaC
    First impressions count and from your post that definitely created a first impression. To me it sounds like someone who is not taking this industry seriously. Now you may not have meant it that way, but that is how it has come across...at least to me.

    If you want to make a success of working online then you have to do the hard yards. And that will mean taking the initiative and at the very least studying internet marketing basics. There are thousands of websites on the net offereing free information on making money online.

    Start researching and then research some more. Go through this forum and see how other people are making money. Get some background info so that you can really see if this business is for you. Then you can come back and start looking for a mentor.

    And having a 'mentor' doesn't necessarily mean someone standing over your shoulder telling you exactly what to do. It can mean buying an ebook or signing up to a membership course.

    I would think this is how most of those in the business started - at least that's how I started. I researched as much as I could about internet marketing on the net, then bought someones ebook, then signed up for their membership site to learn more. Then put it into practice until it started making money. Then bought someone elses ebook and researched some more and so on. Over time each piece of information increased my skills and led me to where I am today making a full time income from working online.
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  • Profile picture of the author warrior2008
    Originally Posted by coky View Post

    I am a newbie ,and when I say a newbie, I mean an Infant born learning to take his first baby steps , still breast feeding, needing diapper change, etc. YOU get the picture
    So Wants to be my nanny and read me my first Mother Goose nursery bedtime story about The KINGDOM of Internet Marketing (please use words I can understand)
    Oh Oh I think I just made ........

    coky

    Yes, I would edit your post while you still have an audience and ask a more specific question so that we can help you. Your title got our attention, now just adhere to the other Warriors advice, edit what you need help with and yank out all that other stuff in your thread body and you will be fine. We are here :-)

    Stay Golden,

    Warrior2008
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  • Profile picture of the author rmolina88
    Posting in this forum is a good start. Seems to be working for me.
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    • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
      Originally Posted by rmolina88 View Post

      Posting in this forum is a good start. Seems to be working for me.
      READING this forum is a better way to start.
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      • Profile picture of the author roxstar
        Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

        READING this forum is a better way to start.
        Not really, it's better to get one good mentor. But learning from one person is also good... I recommend checking out Frank Kern's old blog. http://masscontrolsite.com/blog

        His new site is good too. Frank Kern Internet Marketing | Frank Kern

        It only has a couple posts, though.

        And you're not supposed to put misleading titles btw...

        I also don't get why people are offended, he is just trying to have some fun.
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  • Profile picture of the author ninjawarrior
    Hmmm.... Male or female, coky?

    I might have an opening...

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  • Profile picture of the author coky
    For those of you ,Who have a good sense of humor, I say THANK YOU
    For those of were bother by this post, I say Sorry
    PURA VIDA !!!!!! From Costa Rica
    coky
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  • Profile picture of the author timpears
    Here is a tip. You can edit your posts and correct errors or delete it. I would suggest that you delete your opening post and maybe people will forget what you posted.

    Just click the edit button and then find the delete button in the form that comes up.

    Welcome to the forum.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kaitlyn Aliano
    I suggest reading as much as you can on the forum. Should you want to learn more, the War Room is a great investment. I just purchased my membership today and have learned a boatload already.
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