Sorry, Spammer. No Can Do.

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I have a bunch of different sites and blogs I keep running, one of which is a Google news site. On that site I have Akismet running, but the odd bit of spam still gets through from time to time.

This morning I was checking my stats and deleting the overnight SPAM when I saw this message: "Hi. I posted on your site a few days ago and mistakenly clicked "Notify Me" and now I am getting hit with dozens of unwanted emails every day. Is there any way you can turn this off for me?"

I went back and found her post...the usual gibberish, along with a link to her clothing site (the only connection the original article had to clothing was that I was wearing some when I wrote it).

Sorry, Spammer. No can do. Not for a while, anyway. Enjoy your SPAM. Today we're serving it with a side order of Irony.
#sory #spammer
  • Profile picture of the author 1960Texan
    Originally Posted by Glenellis View Post

    Sorry, Spammer. No can do. Not for a while, anyway. Enjoy your SPAM. Today we're serving it with a side order of Irony.
    Thanks for the laugh! This was the first post I clicked on this morning, and a great way to start the day.

    Will
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  • Profile picture of the author Gene Pimentel
    Ha! Gotta love it. Don't forget the mustard.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    lol ... good one. Spammer hates spam. Gotta love them.
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  • Profile picture of the author NewbiesDiary
    lol I'd never turn that sucker off!
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  • Profile picture of the author Laura B
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  • Profile picture of the author halfpoint
    Originally Posted by Glenellis View Post

    I have a bunch of different sites and blogs I keep running, one of which is a Google news site. On that site I have Akismet running, but the odd bit of spam still gets through from time to time.

    This morning I was checking my stats and deleting the overnight SPAM when I saw this message: "Hi. I posted on your site a few days ago and mistakenly clicked "Notify Me" and now I am getting hit with dozens of unwanted emails every day. Is there any way you can turn this off for me?"

    I went back and found her post...the usual gibberish, along with a link to her clothing site (the only connection the original article had to clothing was that I was wearing some when I wrote it).

    Sorry, Spammer. No can do. Not for a while, anyway. Enjoy your SPAM. Today we're serving it with a side order of Irony.
    Did the comment that said "Hi. I posted on your site a few days ago and mistakenly clicked "Notify Me" and now I am getting hit with dozens of unwanted emails every day. Is there any way you can turn this off for me?" have a link attached to the name of the commenter?

    In all likely hood that comment itself was probably also automated and an attempt to get a link from your blog.
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    • Profile picture of the author Glenellis
      Originally Posted by Pat Jackson View Post

      Did the comment that said "Hi. I posted on your site a few days ago and mistakenly clicked "Notify Me" and now I am getting hit with dozens of unwanted emails every day. Is there any way you can turn this off for me?" have a link attached to the name of the commenter?

      In all likely hood that comment itself was probably also automated and an attempt to get a link from your blog.
      No, no links (masked or otherwise). And I found her earlier post from Sunday in my trashcan, so I'm guessing this is her first (and probably last) foray into the exciting world of SPAM.
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  • Profile picture of the author Rikki_Fawkes
    Pelt 'em! I get some of the most stupid spam comments ever. I got to the point where I turned comments off on many of my works just because there's no point and I get sick of moderating spam.
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  • Profile picture of the author Domenic Carlson
    Very funny. Way to go.
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  • Profile picture of the author Tom Goodwin
    Originally Posted by Glenellis View Post

    I have a bunch of different sites and blogs I keep running, one of which is a Google news site. On that site I have Akismet running, but the odd bit of spam still gets through from time to time.

    This morning I was checking my stats and deleting the overnight SPAM when I saw this message: "Hi. I posted on your site a few days ago and mistakenly clicked "Notify Me" and now I am getting hit with dozens of unwanted emails every day. Is there any way you can turn this off for me?"

    I went back and found her post...the usual gibberish, along with a link to her clothing site (the only connection the original article had to clothing was that I was wearing some when I wrote it).

    Sorry, Spammer. No can do. Not for a while, anyway. Enjoy your SPAM. Today we're serving it with a side order of Irony.
    I wonder if the comment posted had the comment title with a typo like "Sory"
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    • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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      I wonder if the comment posted had the comment title with a typo like "Sory"
      Probably not ... everyone knows that spammers are good spellers. I get some real literary geniuses posting, like Mr. Colon Cleanse and Mr. Cialis providing their words of wisdom for the world.
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  • Profile picture of the author Glenellis
    Why whatever do you mean?
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