This morning I was checking my stats and deleting the overnight SPAM when I saw this message: "Hi. I posted on your site a few days ago and mistakenly clicked "Notify Me" and now I am getting hit with dozens of unwanted emails every day. Is there any way you can turn this off for me?"
I went back and found her post...the usual gibberish, along with a link to her clothing site (the only connection the original article had to clothing was that I was wearing some when I wrote it).
Sorry, Spammer. No can do. Not for a while, anyway. Enjoy your SPAM. Today we're serving it with a side order of Irony.