$1m big ones for promoting a website! I might do it

by Dave d
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Hey guys check this out 1 Million dollars for promoting a website.

$1m in cash to flash at Obama | The Sun |News

Its a bit risky and you will become famous for sure but I think its worth it. Heck Im hatching a plan of action right now because thats what everybody always says isn't it TAKE ACTION.

Think about it how long would it take to earn $1m in Clickbank or CPA commissions, someday never perhaps.

Only question is do I tell missus now or after
#$1m #big #million #promoting #website
  • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
    Well, he is just over the pond here in Martha's Vinyard this week. (I'm in Nantucket).

    He will be surrounded by secret service, so not sure how close I can get - but might be worth it for a million!

    I can even videotape it myself. :p

    Only issue is the possible jail time and lawyers fees to clean up the mess if I get caught.

    I'd try swimming home but there are some sharks out there.

    Would I get to wear some tassles over my special areas? lol
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by avenuegirl View Post

      He will be surrounded by secret service, so not sure how close I can get - but might be worth it for a million!
      Get some friends to create a distraction. Organize a small group to chant and hold up "Where's the birth certificate?" signs. While the secret service is busy keeping an eye on them, you come streaking from the opposite direction.

      Mind you, you may all end up in Gitmo, but you might just have $1 million waiting for you if you ever get out.
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      Originally Posted by avenuegirl View Post

      Well, he is just over the pond here in Martha's Vinyard this week. (I'm in Nantucket).

      He will be surrounded by secret service, so not sure how close I can get - but might be worth it for a million!

      I can even videotape it myself. :p

      Only issue is the possible jail time and lawyers fees to clean up the mess if I get caught.

      I'd try swimming home but there are some sharks out there.

      Would I get to wear some tassles over my special areas? lol

      I hope you dont get there before me. Thats why you need a good plan so you can blend in, try and shake his hand or something and then voila.

      Jail time cant be that much unless somebody gets injured. I wonder how much legal fees would be though, even so Im sure there would be lot of press interviews and you could probably even write a book and make many more millions.
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      • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
        A million to run around naked? All day long, hell I'll tattoo is firms name on my chest for a mil. Whats actually disturbing is the story about the dog sized rat on the same page.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
          Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

          Whats actually disturbing is the story about the dog sized rat on the same page.
          The one where they simply tossed the body of the supposed giant rat? And the only evidence is a photo that is in a suspiciously angled perspective?
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    • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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      Originally Posted by avenuegirl View Post

      Well, he is just over the pond here in Martha's Vinyard this week. (I'm in Nantucket).

      He will be surrounded by secret service, so not sure how close I can get - but might be worth it for a million!

      I can even videotape it myself. :p

      Only issue is the possible jail time and lawyers fees to clean up the mess if I get caught.

      I'd try swimming home but there are some sharks out there.

      Would I get to wear some tassles over my special areas? lol

      lol ... if you do this, please notify your friends here of the video (I think tassles are out - they weren't mentioned in the article, but we won't l00k.
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  • Profile picture of the author DogScout
    Photoshopped; he isn't even actually holding the shovel handle well. Either the rat is made of feathers or it is a hoax.
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  • Profile picture of the author theemperor
    Good luck whoever does this. How badly do you want that $1m.

    I'm too chicken to do that for $1m mainly I don't wanna get shot!!!
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    • Profile picture of the author mcmahanusa
      Originally Posted by theemperor View Post

      Good luck whoever does this. How badly do you want that $1m.

      I'm too chicken to do that for $1m mainly I don't wanna get shot!!!

      Getting shot is probably not a danger, as it would be obvious that the person streaking did not possess any dangerous weapons.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
        Originally Posted by mcmahanusa View Post

        Getting shot is probably not a danger, as it would be obvious that the person streaking did not possess any dangerous weapons.
        They wouldn't know whether a bomb was hidden in a body cavity.
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  • Profile picture of the author Sylvia Meier
    Hell for 1M I would do it, if I didn't live in a different country LOL. Makes you wonder how long it will take before someone actually does it LOL.

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