Some jerk IMer was sending email from a "support" address, so I couldn't see who it was.
I had like eight emails from him, all with the same subject line.
And that subject line was "Congratulations, you made a commission."
So I angrily opened up the email and scrolled down to hit unsubscribe, but the ******* didn't even have an unsubscribe link.
Now I'm furious, and start looking for more information in the email about who the hell sent this thing and how to go report him to his list provider and his web host and PayPal and his merchant account and, well, everybody.
I mean, really, I'm going to make this [deleted] pay. I'm so sick of these fake commission emails.
At which point I discover that they're not fake.
Two days ago, I started a new promotion for an affiliate product I'd never sold before.
Apparently, it converts.