Monday Morning Laugh - The Stupid eBook

by paul wolfe

Posted: 16 years ago 26 replies

INTERNET MARKETING

Just got sent a link to this, thought some of you might like a laugh first thing on Monday morning.

Enjoy.

Buy My Stupid Ebook, Overly SEO d Title, Keywords Crammed like Make Money Online Make Money Online Make Money Online

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Barry Unruh 16 years ago

Added to my swipe file...totally AWESOME!
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- Marian 16 years ago
  
  That's great, just bought!
  
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sbucciarel Banned 16 years ago

This has been my favorite sales page for a long time. I love it.
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- paul wolfe 16 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by sbucciarel
  
  This has been my favorite sales page for a long time. I love it.
  
  Yeah, it has a pretty substantial Alexa Ranking (around 400,000) so it's obviously been around for a bit. As I said, I got sent a link for it this morning and thought people would enjoy it!
  
  I did.
  
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Debbie Allen 16 years ago

Loved it - Great laugh and nice way to start out a Monday!
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- KevinA 16 years ago
  
  ive always been looking for an awesome sales pitch template..
  lol this is hilarous!
  
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TPFLegionaire 16 years ago

Lame...Could not find the order form...
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- Nightowl 16 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by TPFLegionaire
  
  Lame...Could not find the order form...
  
  Tough luck. You must have gotten there just after he sold that fiftieth copy. Better luck next time.
  
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Dan C. Rinnert 16 years ago

Total FAIL.

The guy doesn't know his audience at all.

He's clearly tailored the sales pitch towards men, but most men aren't going to want to buy Superman. I think they'd prefer to buy Supergirl.

So, he's losing his audience right there.

Too bad. He was really reeling them in up to that point.
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dmadnani 16 years ago

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true900 Banned 16 years ago

hahaha so true it makes you laugh
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HeySal 16 years ago

HEY! That scumbag ripped off my stupid ebook!
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Riz 16 years ago

I really needed a good laugh today
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Teravel 16 years ago

I could feel my brain melting the entire time I was on the page. I think I need to bash my head against a wall now. I really hope he doesn't make any sales, as that would just make me cry.
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InternetSuccess001 16 years ago

nice.

Thing is, he actually should have a buy link it. Stupid e-book actually sounds like it might be a good read
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topfree 16 years ago

Was $150,000 and now it's only $499! How can you go wrong with such a deal? I'm going to purchase this and get to work, hopefully I'll have my very own aircraft carrier someday!

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Warrior Helper 16 years ago

Thanks for posting this, I needed a good laugh today.
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- Eddieheli 16 years ago
  
  Excellent. Brightens up these Dark Autumn (or Fall for our American cousins) Days.
  
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  AFI 16 years ago
  
  LMAO @ "Proven System".
  
  That page reminds me of The Rich Jerk.
  
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PTaubman 16 years ago

I don't really think he owns the aircraft carrier... I mean... Where would he find a dock big enough!?

All that was missing was a payment plan option ;-)

Paul.
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- mcmahanusa 16 years ago
  
  Aircraft carrier? Puhleeze! Any dork knows that a nuclear-powered submarine (Vanguard Class, of course) is much cooler and less ostentatious. Plus you can put a Trident missile up the behind of anyone who disagrees with you (or provides lousy customer service).
  
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stephfoster 16 years ago

He forgot the popups for when you try to leave the site, offering the book for the reduced price of $10. If you're serious about selling your stupid ebook, you have to do your best to keep people from leaving.
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jenhuei 16 years ago

I think the main purpose of this site is NOT to sell the book? lol...

Just to make fun with those all so-called Gurus out there and claimed that they have made so much money with a lot of screenshots (that was IMPOSSIBLE to be faked) and lots of luxury items that they promise you can buy if you follow their proven system.

Great, I love the idea behind this!
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Super Affiliate 16 years ago

Man, his site got PR4 and 413,173 Alexa ranking.
How did he do that? Unbelievable!

Joe
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- paul wolfe 16 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Super Affiliate
  
  Man, his site got PR4 and 413,173 Alexa ranking.
  How did he do that? Unbelievable!
  
  Joe
  
  I'm guessing that lots of people linked back to the site saying: go here for a laugh. Over time enough links will do it for ya....maybe there's a lesson there on providing valuable content? (In this case entertaining rather than strictly educational).
  
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TheKeys 16 years ago

I love the checklist that includes a snorkel!
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