Monday Morning Laugh - The Stupid eBook

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Just got sent a link to this, thought some of you might like a laugh first thing on Monday morning.

Enjoy.

Buy My Stupid Ebook, Overly SEO d Title, Keywords Crammed like Make Money Online Make Money Online Make Money Online
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  • Profile picture of the author Barry Unruh
    Added to my swipe file...totally AWESOME!
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    This has been my favorite sales page for a long time. I love it.
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    • Profile picture of the author paul wolfe
      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      This has been my favorite sales page for a long time. I love it.
      Yeah, it has a pretty substantial Alexa Ranking (around 400,000) so it's obviously been around for a bit. As I said, I got sent a link for it this morning and thought people would enjoy it!

      I did.
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    • Profile picture of the author KevinA
      ive always been looking for an awesome sales pitch template..
      lol this is hilarous!
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    • Profile picture of the author Nightowl
      Originally Posted by TPFLegionaire View Post



      Lame...Could not find the order form...
      Tough luck. You must have gotten there just after he sold that fiftieth copy. Better luck next time.

      - Nightowl
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
    Total FAIL.

    The guy doesn't know his audience at all.

    He's clearly tailored the sales pitch towards men, but most men aren't going to want to buy Superman. I think they'd prefer to buy Supergirl.

    So, he's losing his audience right there.

    Too bad. He was really reeling them in up to that point.
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  • Profile picture of the author true900
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    hahaha so true it makes you laugh
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    HEY! That scumbag ripped off my stupid ebook!
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    I really needed a good laugh today
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  • Profile picture of the author Teravel
    I could feel my brain melting the entire time I was on the page. I think I need to bash my head against a wall now. I really hope he doesn't make any sales, as that would just make me cry.
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  • nice.

    Thing is, he actually should have a buy link it. Stupid e-book actually sounds like it might be a good read
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  • Profile picture of the author topfree
    Was $150,000 and now it's only $499! How can you go wrong with such a deal? I'm going to purchase this and get to work, hopefully I'll have my very own aircraft carrier someday!

    Thanks for posting!!
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  • Profile picture of the author Warrior Helper
    Thanks for posting this, I needed a good laugh today.
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  • Profile picture of the author PTaubman
    I don't really think he owns the aircraft carrier... I mean... Where would he find a dock big enough!?

    All that was missing was a payment plan option ;-)

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    • Profile picture of the author mcmahanusa
      Aircraft carrier? Puhleeze! Any dork knows that a nuclear-powered submarine (Vanguard Class, of course) is much cooler and less ostentatious. Plus you can put a Trident missile up the behind of anyone who disagrees with you (or provides lousy customer service).
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  • Profile picture of the author stephfoster
    He forgot the popups for when you try to leave the site, offering the book for the reduced price of $10. If you're serious about selling your stupid ebook, you have to do your best to keep people from leaving.
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  • Profile picture of the author jenhuei
    I think the main purpose of this site is NOT to sell the book? lol...

    Just to make fun with those all so-called Gurus out there and claimed that they have made so much money with a lot of screenshots (that was IMPOSSIBLE to be faked) and lots of luxury items that they promise you can buy if you follow their proven system.

    Great, I love the idea behind this!
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  • Profile picture of the author Super Affiliate
    Man, his site got PR4 and 413,173 Alexa ranking.
    How did he do that? Unbelievable!

    Joe
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    • Profile picture of the author paul wolfe
      Originally Posted by Super Affiliate View Post

      Man, his site got PR4 and 413,173 Alexa ranking.
      How did he do that? Unbelievable!

      Joe

      I'm guessing that lots of people linked back to the site saying: go here for a laugh. Over time enough links will do it for ya....maybe there's a lesson there on providing valuable content? (In this case entertaining rather than strictly educational).
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    I love the checklist that includes a snorkel!
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