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SantiSantana

16 years ago

Lololol... I will definitely be trying a variation on that theme for a prank this coming Xmas!!!!

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Rien

16 years ago

The cool thing is, later in the episode there is a huge marketing
lesson.

Barney goes to the top of the Empire State Building and starts
walking up to random women saying "he's not coming." The theory
being that many women are there to meet someone.

Of course he gets shot down a bunch of times, but he explains
that it is just a numbers game until you find one of these lonely
women. Classic, I will try to find it.

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3Infidels

16 years ago

LOL that's a good one!

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Web Junkie

16 years ago

This is absolutely genius..

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freedumb 16 years ago

That is just awesome. Best thing all day - thanks!
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Rus Sells

16 years ago

That was epic laughter in my office! I would not stop cracking up!

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Alfredo Carrion

16 years ago

That was great Rien. Thanks, mate! :-)

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Chris Worner

16 years ago

I am definitely going to try that and see if it works, I wonder if Alexa will fall for it? *Grins Mischievously*

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eflo

16 years ago

that's really damn funny - AND those sites actually do rank for his uh.. keyword of choice. Too bad for his wikipedia entry though.

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sbucciarel

Banned 16 years ago

roflmao ... sure nice to be able to watch videos again. That was a riot.

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enterpryzman

16 years ago

That surgery is not paid by insurance ya know ??? Just joking, it paid......this is truly funny and in a funny way most likely very-very true when it comes to how reliable some of the info you find online actually is.

Thanks for posting this, it was a great laugh.

Enterpryzman

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theory expert

Banned 16 years ago

That's Lorenzo Von Matterhorn! I bought all his products, went to all his seminars, I joined his mastermind group, only to learn he's a fake!

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billaaa777

16 years ago

That was great! Good find!

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Steven Carl Kelly

16 years ago

Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Lorenzo is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Lorenzo's, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Matterhorn will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."

Classic.

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sbucciarel

Banned 16 years ago

Originally Posted by Steven Carl Kelly

Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Lorenzo is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Lorenzo's, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Matterhorn will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."

Classic.

Wow ... that must be hard to swallow

Did I just say that?

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Steven Carl Kelly 16 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Wow ... that must be hard to swallow

Did I just say that?

Yes you did... OUT LOUD.
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- Crew Chief 16 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Rien
  
  Barney's Step-By-Step Guide to becoming an instant
  online guru....
  
  I concur with everyone else, that was hilarious as all get out!
  
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moneyblogger1

16 years ago

hahahah that is amazing!

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E. Brian Rose

16 years ago

And here's the original version of it...

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

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Steven Carl Kelly

16 years ago

I've never seen the show either, but I enjoyed the clip.

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lovemyth

16 years ago

"Penis reduction isn't an option!" This is a good one.. BAHAHHAHA

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wulftec0098

16 years ago

It is not so......easy

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jesus72knight

16 years ago

This is totally OUTRAGEOUS! I can't help it but laugh. Million thanks to the thread owner! My daughter was like "What are you laughing, dad? You're freaking out!"

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Randy Daugherty

16 years ago

hahaha....this is really funny and this is something that a lonely person should watch...hahaha

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Asher

16 years ago

They actually bought the domains on
that show =)

I had a hoot reading the stuff he put
about himself on the various Lorenzo
von Matterhorn sites.

Here's one from Big Business Journal | Lorenzo von Matterhorn

Von Matterhorn is an industry leader in the manufacture of cute shoes, walk-in closets, chocolate, ponies, chocolate ponies, and female orgasms.

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Rien

16 years ago

I thought that was hilarious too. Web Design and SEO skills are dangerous
in the wrong hands, lol.

Originally Posted by Asher

They actually bought the domains on
that show =)

I had a hoot reading the stuff he put
about himself on the various Lorenzo
von Matterhorn sites.

Here's one from Big Business Journal | Lorenzo von Matterhorn

Asher

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Gavin Abeyratne

16 years ago

Hahahah.... love this

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Smarternet

16 years ago

Interesting principles to learn. Can be a good business helping legitmate people built up their businesses and profile.

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Godaxe

16 years ago

absolutely hilarious he just brings up a funny point.

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King Shiloh

Banned 16 years ago

Great! But I have another strange idea. You can become a guru instantly if you can rob a guru of everything that made him a guru and put it inside you instantly without allowing any of them to escape via evaporation, air pressure, etc.

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Chris Worner

16 years ago

Has anybody tired this yet? Would make for an interesting case study and WSO

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Jill Carpenter 16 years ago

Doogie Howser!

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Rien

15 years ago

I found it! I mentioned earlier that there was a lesson in
that episode for offline marketing. Watch the video from
3:01 to about 4:00.

I have been trying to find an isolated section of the video,
sorry just fast forward.

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

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