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15 years ago

WTF?
I can only assume there's a certain product called cheesecake that has nothing to do with actual cheesecake.
lol
It was funny.

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whateverpedia

15 years ago

I guess they figure you can burn off the cheesecakes calories by doing some....

ahem, vigorous exercise.

:rolleyes:

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mojojuju 15 years ago

Behavioral ad targeting FTW!!!
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- WealthWithin 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by mojojuju
  
  Behavioral ad targeting FTW!!!
  
  LOL
  
  Google now serves ads based on browsers' search patterns.
  
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- bfas 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by mojojuju
  
  Behavioral ad targeting FTW!!!
  
  Too funny - if I had been drinking coffee, it'd be all over my screen...
  
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kimberly Aita 15 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

I guess they figure you can burn off the cheesecakes calories by doing some....

ahem, vigorous exercise. :rolleyes:

I have to get off this thread and really no pun intended :rolleyes: but this made me laugh even harder. Gotta go before I pee my pants or something
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Teutobod

15 years ago

Well from experience I can tell you that many times google shows ads related to your previous searches rather than related to the content of the page you are viewing

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jeskola

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Teutobod

Well from experience I can tell you that many times google shows ads related to your previous searches rather than related to the content of the page you are viewing

Yep, that's how it works.

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Andrea Wilson

15 years ago

LOL, funny! I usually get such wrong ads with google. But not like this one. That ad is missing some precious clicks for the "true" interested users. :p

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petevamp

15 years ago

LMFAO thats too good I think I will click that ad just to tell the owner he needs to rethink his keywords and or add some negitive keywords. Thanks for the good laugh though.

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activetrader

15 years ago

LOL I wonder what kind of quality score this ad has

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Karan Goel

15 years ago

OMG. Glad it was you who searched, and not your kid.

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xohaibx 15 years ago

I suddenly lost all my appetite for cheese cakes.
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- thinkahead 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Mustafa Khundmiri
  
  I suddenly lost all my appetite for cheese cakes.
  
  Ha ha, nearly spat out my coffee! IM career brought to a halt due to coffee-infused computer.
  
  What concerns me about that ad is that the person may have thought to themselves "hey, I like cheesecake and masturbation, maybe there's someone out there who's looking for cheesecake recipes whilst at the same time wondering whether to crack one off"
  
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fated82

15 years ago

They must have got many clicks....only to realize it's not their target audience. Nice try though...haha

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Davioli

15 years ago

@Legitincomes,
I hope you know that adsense ads also take your recent search history + websites visited into account. Thats how they serve interest based ads.

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LegitIncomes

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Davioli

@Legitincomes,
I hope you know that adsense ads also take your recent search history + websites visited into account. Thats how they serve interest based ads.

I can assure you, I was not searching for anything related to the ad in the #2 position. LOL

I was also upstairs on the family computer in the kitchen, so I sure hope no one else was either (and I'm 99.99% sure they weren't)!

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Stephen Crooks

15 years ago

Cough... Of course, we believe you.. cough.

Originally Posted by LegitIncomes

I can assure you, I was not searching for anything related to the ad in the #2 position. LOL

I was also upstairs on the family computer in the kitchen, so I sure hope no one else was either (and I'm 99.99% sure they weren't)!

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Vogin 15 years ago

A perfect example for utilizing the "Competitive Ad Filter" option from the AdSense Setup menu...
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Jay D

15 years ago

LMAO this is funny!! how does an ad like that end up there??

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swtsubmit

15 years ago

Errors happen

Who knows, maybe they test us

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upekani

15 years ago

Yes, Google makes mistakes too. The god is doing mistakes. Why cant Google make mistakes ?

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marshgomes3

Banned 15 years ago

It appears that adsense misinterpret the meaning of cheesecake or there got to be beat hollow with value identify, which caused this. Though it was actually peculiar.

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kimberly Aita

15 years ago

This did make me laugh out loud so thanks for that!!

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E. Brian Rose

15 years ago

AdWords often puts out results of terms that you have previously searched for. I'm just sayin'!

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Mike Hlatky 15 years ago

Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose

AdWords often puts out results of terms that you have previously searched for. I'm just sayin'!

It's true.
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shuvo

15 years ago

Sometime these ads are really embarrassing.Google adsense have to do some more tasks on it and I am sure they are working on providing more relevant ads.

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mywebwork

15 years ago

And the answer is...

Graham Crackers?

Sounds odd but they are used as the crust for many cheesecakes. And their original use was as part of a "Graham Diet", which purported to suppress "unhealthy carnal urges".

Graham cracker - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So maybe this is a targeted ad after all! Either that or someones been playing on your computer, in which case I suspect you'll be getting a "discreet" package in your mailbox soon!

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mmixon

15 years ago

oops!

I'll take the cheesecake...you can keep the cream.

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Site87

15 years ago

HAH Hilarious! Even Google makes mistakes :-0

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MarkWrites

15 years ago

I don't want to cause a lot of friction with the members here, but this kind of advertising rubs me the wrong way. I'm not certain I can put my hand on what I like least about it, although it's probably standing tall for everyone to see.

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mojojuju

15 years ago

Originally Posted by MarkWrites

I don't want to cause a lot of friction with the members here, but this kind of advertising rubs me the wrong way. I'm not certain I can put my hand on what I like least about it, although it's probably standing tall for everyone to see.

No need to worry about causing friction with other members, Mark. I know that this ad aroused your suspicions, but remember, most of us are adults who are capable of taking matters into our own hands. You see, when we're jerked around, we don't go limp and just sit there. Instead, we're inclined to stand tall, make a fist, and shake down whatever rises up before us. So, I recommend you become rigid and strong, and otherwise try to tend to your own affairs.

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MarkWrites

15 years ago

Originally Posted by mojojuju

No need to worry about causing friction with other members, Mark. I know that this ad aroused your suspicions, but remember, most of us are adults who are capable of taking matters into our own hands. You see, when we're jerked around, we don't go limp and just sit there. Instead, we're inclined to stand tall, make a fist, and shake down whatever rises up before us. So, I recommend you become rigid and strong, and otherwise try to tend to your own affairs.

I agree with you 100%.

...and once I thought about it some more, I don't mind telling you that I became mildly interested. The more I contemplated it, the more interested I became. I thought about it again and again and became very interested. Then, shortly after hitting the peak of my interest... I was almost immediately not interested at all.

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E. Brian Rose

15 years ago

Originally Posted by mojojuju

No need to worry about causing friction with other members, Mark. I know that this ad aroused your suspicions, but remember, most of us are adults who are capable of taking matters into our own hands. You see, when we're jerked around, we don't go limp and just sit there. Instead, we're inclined to stand tall, make a fist, and shake down whatever rises up before us. So, I recommend you become rigid and strong, and otherwise try to tend to your own affairs.

Too funny. What's even funnier are the people that miss the humor in this and the post you were responding to.

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bfas

15 years ago

Originally Posted by MarkWrites

I don't want to cause a lot of friction with the members here, but this kind of advertising rubs me the wrong way. I'm not certain I can put my hand on what I like least about it, although it's probably standing tall for everyone to see.

Originally Posted by mojojuju

No need to worry about causing friction with other members, Mark. I know that this ad aroused your suspicions, but remember, most of us are adults who are capable of taking matters into our own hands. You see, when we're jerked around, we don't go limp and just sit there. Instead, we're inclined to stand tall, make a fist, and shake down whatever rises up before us. So, I recommend you become rigid and strong, and otherwise try to tend to your own affairs.

You guys are too funny - thanks for the laughs!

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TheGrooby

15 years ago

Originally Posted by MarkWrites

I don't want to cause a lot of friction with the members here, but this kind of advertising rubs me the wrong way. I'm not certain I can put my hand on what I like least about it, although it's probably standing tall for everyone to see.

Originally Posted by mojojuju

No need to worry about causing friction with other members, Mark. I know that this ad aroused your suspicions, but remember, most of us are adults who are capable of taking matters into our own hands. You see, when we're jerked around, we don't go limp and just sit there. Instead, we're inclined to stand tall, make a fist, and shake down whatever rises up before us. So, I recommend you become rigid and strong, and otherwise try to tend to your own affairs.

Let's not beat around the bush. To be blunt, masturbation is a technique learned only by hands on experience.

I wonder if CheapLubes.com has an affiliate program?

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bretski 15 years ago

This made my day! Thanks! Sorry if it seems like a bump but I think everyone could use a laugh these days!
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nerokon

15 years ago

I guess the theory behind this, is the text is boring and there is no actual recipe of cheesecake, so click any of the above ads and get your recipe instead.

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Dan C. Rinnert 15 years ago

Originally Posted by nerokon

I guess the theory behind this, is the text is boring and there is no actual recipe of cheesecake, so click any of the above ads and get your recipe instead.

Thank you for your insightful post. Way to pay attention.
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15 years ago

Lol... I'm falling out of my chair laughing... that's awesome...

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