In all seriousness, I used Dana Willhoit's Twitter WSO to build up an account. I had no idea what I was doing, but it sounded interesting so I created an account. In ONE day, I've got 121 followers, and I've already had two people asking about my copywriting services.
If you guys aren't using Twitter yet, you're CRAZY! Go! Do it now! Here, I'll even link... Twitter: What are you doing?
See you there, tweeple!